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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 19 December 2024, 05:16:38 AM

Title: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 December 2024, 05:16:38 AM
Every group of freaks - like us - needs some in-group identity-affirming language. Help develop it, all.

My starter: Flock you and your sister!
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: flamingpig0 on 19 December 2024, 08:11:09 AM
7th edition WRG Ancients player!
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 December 2024, 08:19:47 AM
My life is just rolling 1s
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 December 2024, 08:25:20 AM
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 19 December 2024, 08:11:09 AM7th edition WRG Ancients player!

Try to keep it clean, eh?
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: Orcs on 19 December 2024, 08:45:14 AM
B*startd Dice!
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 19 December 2024, 09:03:56 AM
Call yourself a gamer? 

You're not fit to toss dice in a WarhammerTM shop...
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 December 2024, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 19 December 2024, 09:03:56 AMCall yourself a gamer? 

You're not fit to toss dice in a WarhammerTM shop...

Fighting words!
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 December 2024, 09:43:29 AM
He's two minis short of a lead mountain that one!

Well, you've made your point as clear as Phil Barker's rule writing!

I'm not saying he's argumentative ... but this is a man who can start a shouting match with his opponent even when playing solo!

May thy dice chip and shatter! </Paul Atreides> :)
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 December 2024, 09:44:24 AM
Surely 'He's a unit short of an army list'?
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 December 2024, 10:55:29 AM
He's a wine-gum short of a championship.
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: flamingpig0 on 19 December 2024, 02:27:17 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 December 2024, 09:43:29 AMWell, you've made your point as clear as Phil Barker's rule writing!




I was once reading DBMM online and the computer asked me if I wanted "this Indonesian document translated"
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 December 2024, 02:30:20 PM
So it at least had a stab at recognising it!
Title: Re: Swearing for wargamers
Post by: d_Guy on 19 December 2024, 04:33:35 PM
Overheard back in the day:
"If you were any good at this you would be playing chess!"