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Title: Rational swearing
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 February 2024, 04:31:41 AM
Who agrees we need to adopt the imperative phrasal verb "celibate off!"? It makes far better sense than the alternative, which suggests the object of our anger should go and do something which almost everyone enjoys. True, the word will need to be expanded to become a verb too, but languages do that all the time.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Ithoriel on 28 February 2024, 05:50:22 AM
Sorry, but it doesn't have the resonance of the original to me.

Too long and not a guttural enough utterance.

We need something a little more velar.

"Frag off!" perhaps, in the Vietnam War sense rather than the modern energy extraction sense.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 February 2024, 07:49:35 AM
Chaste you, Jack!
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Raider4 on 28 February 2024, 09:48:04 AM

Quote. . . rather than the modern energy extraction sense.
That would be "frak", wouldn't it? And didn't they use that in Battlestar Galactica?
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 February 2024, 10:34:49 AM
B5. Abso-fraggin'-lutely.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Ithoriel on 28 February 2024, 10:57:02 AM
Quote from: Raider4 on 28 February 2024, 09:48:04 AMThat would be "frak", wouldn't it? And didn't they use that in Battlestar Galactica?

Ah! Yes! Oops!

In my defence it was posted at 05:50 after only two hours sleep last night and none the night before. Which may be an explanation but is no excuse!
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Last Hussar on 28 February 2024, 12:45:03 PM
The thing about THAT word is, as Billy Connolly pointed out, definitive. You never read

"{Blank} off," he hinted.

Though Jean-Luc Picard did have a nice line once;

"You may test that assumption at your convenience."

Which is diplomatic speak for 'eff around and find out'.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: d_Guy on 28 February 2024, 07:12:05 PM
"Get thee hence and become a eunuch", would work in polite company.

Would "celibate" conjugate as regular or irregular?
Of course one could argue that if one is celibate, one does not conjugate at all.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: sunjester on 28 February 2024, 11:02:04 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 28 February 2024, 10:34:49 AMB5. Abso-fraggin'-lutely.
That man wins a cigar!!!
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 February 2024, 12:41:26 AM
My Mum should get it. She is and was crazy about Delenn, and quotes the line frequently.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Last Hussar on 29 February 2024, 01:01:56 PM
Ah, a tmesis has been used.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Ithoriel on 29 February 2024, 02:41:01 PM
My favourite B5 quote is:

Susan Ivanova: No boom today. Boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. BOOM!

My life experience tells me there is always a metaphorical "Boom!" just around the corner.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Keraunos on 01 March 2024, 12:13:18 AM
I agree that telling people to go forth and multiply is not, at a rational level, an effective insult.  How about 'Droop off!'?
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Roy on 01 March 2024, 10:58:54 AM
I liked the one from the televised Sharpe's Regiment. Recruiting sergeant Horatio Havercamp says to a fellow South Essex regiment NCO to "pi$$ thy britches" in reply to an insulting comment.
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 01 March 2024, 12:39:50 PM
Seven letters, three of them are f...

Liftoff
Faceoff
Enfeoff
Falloff
Infeoff
And...
Title: Re: Rational swearing
Post by: Roy on 01 March 2024, 09:33:50 PM
I'll go for four 'f's with Naff off.
Though, possibly it should be N.A.F.F.? According to the Porridge documentary (Not Available For Fornication).