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Title: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Big Insect on 19 November 2023, 08:41:55 AM
Well folks, having seen the various trailers on-line I am greatly looking forward to watching the UK cinema release of the new 'Napoleon' film.
I've arranged a pre-film curry and booked an early evening performance with a few local chums, to turn it into a proper occasion  :)

The reviews appear a bit mixed - a couple of gripes along the lines of "how can you possibly 'do' a legend like Napoleon justice in 2 hours" and that Josephine is too young and vivacious (!!!) but the battle-scenes seem to be getting some praise. There appear to be 2 main battles - Austerlitz and Waterloo, with a 'cameo' of the Battle of the Pyramids. The bit I've seen with the British Line Infantry forming squares at Waterloo looks great to me.

So fingers crossed that it is the memorable epic that can be watched & re-watched.
NB: I remember the original 'Waterloo' film with great fondness.

Mark


Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: whubble on 19 November 2023, 08:46:07 PM
Releasing here on Thursday (Melbourne time), I have already got my son on board, still working on the wife!! It will be good, hoping for great. Take care 8)
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 19 November 2023, 08:48:45 PM
Have you seen the price of those hats?
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Big Insect on 19 November 2023, 10:53:30 PM
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 19 November 2023, 08:48:45 PMHave you seen the price of those hats?

All the rage this winter in Paris apparently  :D
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Last Hussar on 20 November 2023, 03:05:02 AM
I had breakfast with Josephine's aunt Sunday morning.
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: fred. on 20 November 2023, 12:24:45 PM
QuoteI had breakfast with Josephine's aunt Sunday morning.
I'll bite, what does this mean?
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: d_Guy on 20 November 2023, 05:29:12 PM
I'm with Fred. Clearly there are a goodly number of Josephine's in the world.
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Last Hussar on 20 November 2023, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: fred. on 20 November 2023, 12:24:45 PMI'll bite, what does this mean?
A group of us meet for Breakfast on Sundays. One person said "the actress playing Josephine is my niece."
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: paulr on 21 November 2023, 05:41:53 AM
That was a much closer connection than I was expecting :o
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Matt J on 28 November 2023, 01:18:45 PM
So how was it???
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: flamingpig0 on 28 November 2023, 02:04:22 PM
Quote from: Big Insect on 19 November 2023, 08:41:55 AMI've arranged a pre-film curry and booked an early evening performance with a few local chums, to turn it into a proper occasion  :)


.

Mark




My advice would be to get some cans of beer so you can hurl the empties at the screen
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: kipt on 28 November 2023, 02:49:23 PM
Agree.  Forming square was nice; uniforms were good.  Battles were a joke.  Who knew the Prussians supported the British RIGHT flank? British artillery was wrong.

Its difficult when one knows too much...
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: DecemDave on 28 November 2023, 03:48:55 PM
I'm going to wait for the 4 hour extended special directors cut edition with bonus deleted scenes. 
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Raider4 on 28 November 2023, 06:09:47 PM

QuoteMy advice would be to get some cans of beer so you can hurl the empties at the screen
Urgh! The only previous film that makes me want to throw things at the screen is Braveheart. It can't be that bad, surely?



Will wait until it appears on the small screen, although seeing as it's somehow connected to Apple TV that may mean I never get to see it (as they'll probably keep it for themselves).
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Gwydion on 28 November 2023, 08:30:20 PM
Braveheart?!
Braveheart is brilliant!
I always start watching it trying to count the number of egregious cock ups, errors, thieving from other countries' stories and hilarious mistakes. I get about ten minutes in, the side of A4 is full and I can't stop laughing.
If you put that aside its a braw wee filum though.
I think it's meant to capture that post modern truth of the Anglo-Scots relationship rather than anything so de trop as facts. :D 
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Raider4 on 28 November 2023, 08:42:30 PM
QuoteI think it's meant to capture that post modern truth of the Anglo-Scots relationship rather than anything so de trop as facts. :D
Billy Connelly said everything that needs to be said about the politics of Braveheart:

"Braveheart is pure Australian sh*te. William Wallace was a spy, a thief, a blackmailer - a c**t basically. And people are swallowing it. It's part of a new Scottish racism, which I loath - this thing that everything horrible is English. It's conducted by the great unread and the conceited w***ers at the SNP, those dreary little pr**ks in Parliament who rely on bigotry for support"
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: mollinary on 28 November 2023, 08:45:31 PM
I really wanted to like "Napoleon".  Forget the historical inaccuracies, I was hoping for a gripping film like Gladiator. Sadly, I didn't get it. I found it boring, two paced, confusing, dominated by a brilliant performance by Josephine and a wooden one by Napoleon, a waste of time and money (both mine and the producers'). I nearly left half way through. By the time we got to Waterloo I wished I had.  Gladiator was a triumph, Kingdom of Heaven, particularly the Director's cut, breathtaking, Napoleon underwhelming, made all the more so by the intermittent sumptuous scenes and images.
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: whubble on 28 November 2023, 11:10:04 PM
Yes, to all you have written, still waiting for the director's cut before I pass a final judgement. I will admit I was willing to pass over the omissions and errors until the 'Battle of Waterloo' - not sure what was going on there. :-\  :-\
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Orcs on 28 November 2023, 11:18:31 PM
One of the guys from our club has been to see it and said "don't bother"
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 29 November 2023, 09:56:52 AM
Classic wargamer responses.
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: flamingpig0 on 29 November 2023, 12:10:31 PM
Quote from: Raider4 on 28 November 2023, 08:42:30 PMBilly Connelly said everything that needs to be said about the politics of Braveheart:

"Braveheart is pure Australian sh*te. William Wallace was a spy, a thief, a blackmailer - a c**t basically. And people are swallowing it. It's part of a new Scottish racism, which I loath - this thing that everything horrible is English. It's conducted by the great unread and the conceited w***ers at the SNP, those dreary little pr**ks in Parliament who rely on bigotry for support"


I love the way he is obviously holding back
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Big Insect on 29 November 2023, 12:35:15 PM
Well ...

I can agree with the detractors above but I also think that it was always going to suffer from a high degree of anticipation and then a 'fall' from this particular audience.

Did I enjoy it? Well yes, as my expectations were suitably low. This was a film aimed at a massed audience. So it was bound to fail to impress those of us here who know our 1806 French uniform from our 1815 uniform etc.

I agree that Josephine's performance was excellent. Was Napoleon wooden? Maybe, but nothing I have read about him states that he was particularly charismatic - in fact the reference to him as a ruthless "Corsican thug" in the film really seems to have been true in life. He was anything but dynamic, a dour-plotter and calculated schemer seems to have been the general conclusion on his character at the time. His men followed him primarily because he won battles. The director even has to try to enliven his character a bit by having him charging at the head of his cavalry at Borodino and Waterloo - which was totally unnecessary and improbable.

Yes, there were some obvious 'sins' - such as the shooting at the Pyramids and the over emphasis on the use of the frozen lake/river at Austerlitz - along with the Prussians arriving on the wrong flank at Waterloo (a schoolboy error that could have easily been corrected in this world of digital filming), but to say the film was a total disaster would (IMHO) be far too harsh.

What I did find encouraging was the attention to detail around things like uniforms, for example. The fact that the early part of his career at the siege of Toulon (which I thought was handled very well) and in Egypt we had the French in their correct uniforms, clearly showed that some sort of military history consultation had taken place. The fact that Napoleon's own favored uniform was portrayed correctly throughout the film, was also a good sign (to me anyway). There were some brilliant scenes that I thought portrayed the 'Terror' well as well as the post 'Terror' society and the struggle that France had to understand what it really was to be in the future.

For a c.2hr film, aimed at the wider general public, I had actually expected worse. Much worse.
I'd watch it again on the small screen and I'd certainly watch a much longer Directors Cut on a bigger screen - if we get one.

Cheers
Mark
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: flamingpig0 on 29 November 2023, 02:04:30 PM
Out of interest did the film depict non-British troops in Wellington's army?
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: flamingpig0 on 29 November 2023, 02:13:08 PM
Without wishing to get too post-modernist  I feel a good film is one that is enjoyable to the individual watching it. For the most part.
Title: Re: 'Napoleon' - Film - UK Release 22nd November
Post by: Big Insect on 29 November 2023, 04:47:44 PM
Quote from: flamingpig0 on 29 November 2023, 02:04:30 PMOut of interest did the film depict non-British troops in Wellington's army?

Possibly - but if so they were shown at a distance, as were most of the armies on either side.
The somewhat 'ragged' lines of infantry were inexcusable - especially with CGI.