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Title: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 September 2023, 08:40:48 AM
I know some people are under the mistaken impression that Germany wants to become an Empire again.

May I point out...

The Third Reich was a fanciful term, referencing the Holy Roman Empire as the 1st, and the 19th Century power of Prussia/Germany as the 2nd.

The First Reich lasted about a thousand years.
The Second Reich lasted about a hundred years.
The Third Reich lasted about ten years.

It is possible the Fourth Reich has been and gone, and no-one noticed...
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Gwydion on 30 September 2023, 09:26:19 AM
Yes...but...
Fourth probably started c1955, West Germany joined NATO, East Germany joined Warsaw Pact - whole of Germany trusted with lots of things that go 'Bang!' again. Wirtschaftswunder' during same period. So - c35 years.

Fifth - reunification c1990 (89-91) bringing old East Germany up to speed (still going?) and joint controller of EU. So c33 years and still going.

Maybe it's the Sixth Reich we need to worry about? :D
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 September 2023, 09:37:58 AM
So your argument is they are in the EU? Like France, Spain and Italy?

I mean, given the ability for member nations to block stuff, who would be stupid enough to leave it based on the lie that it's controlled by Germany.
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 30 September 2023, 10:39:02 AM
Boris ? Farage ? Rees-Mog ?
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Ben Waterhouse on 30 September 2023, 11:31:52 AM
The Eu is the Fourth Reich.. ;)
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 September 2023, 11:44:15 AM
You may remember the great Tom Lehrer's lines:

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918,
And they've hardly bothered us since then.
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 30 September 2023, 11:58:09 AM
QuoteI know some people are under the mistaken impression that Germany wants to become an Empire again.

May I point out...

The Third Reich was a fanciful term, referencing the Holy Roman Empire as the 1st, and the 19th Century power of Prussia/Germany as the 2nd.

The First Reich lasted about a thousand years.
The Second Reich lasted about a hundred years.
The Third Reich lasted about ten years.

It is possible the Fourth Reich has been and gone, and no-one noticed...


1974

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Franz Beckenbauer, Sepp Maier, Berti Vogts, Paul Breitner, Wolfgang Overath and fieldmarschall Helmut Schön.

Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Last Hussar on 30 September 2023, 12:02:28 PM
Ben,  don't wind me up! Or I'll rant about Farage.  :d
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Gwydion on 30 September 2023, 12:14:43 PM
QuoteSo your argument is they are in the EU? Like France, Spain and Italy?

I mean, given the ability for member nations to block stuff, who would be stupid enough to leave it based on the lie that it's controlled by Germany.
Er no...this is the rebuilding phase... did you miss the bit where it was the next iteration that might be the problem? (oh, and it's a joke) ;)
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 30 September 2023, 12:18:39 PM
Voltaire observed that the HRE failed on all three counts.
It's Empire credentials come something between an incompetent parish council, and a soap opera family-at war.

The second empire was slow in creation.
1813, the Prussian King's "An Mein Volk call to arms to full unification in 1890.
And dissolved by 1919 when the Kaiser's land were educed to a small estate beside the Dutch city of Doorn.

That third lot... the less said about them, the better.
Al Murray's "Pub Landlord" character has a sketch based on a skinny vegetarian and his big-eating pal causing trouble at the pub's buffet night.
It's pretty clear who the characters are based on.
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: Ben Waterhouse on 30 September 2023, 07:49:08 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 30 September 2023, 12:02:28 PMBen,  don't wind me up! Or I'll rant about Farage.  :d

Two world wars and one world cup! :D
Title: Re: Don't worry about Germany
Post by: flamingpig0 on 30 September 2023, 10:34:29 PM
You should be more worried about India