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Title: Great military quotes
Post by: Last Hussar on 05 March 2022, 03:44:03 PM
Does anybody else interested in 19th Century Military History remember Napoleon's famous quote

"Don't start a land war in eastern Europe, because the farmers will nick all your artillery"?  :-\
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Ithoriel on 05 March 2022, 04:31:07 PM
No.

But I am for some unaccountable reason reminded of "I have no further territorial claims to make in Europe."

And, watching footage of Boris, our beloved PM, today I had the bizarre thought,"Peas in our time!"

All very strange.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: mollinary on 05 March 2022, 05:26:15 PM

QuoteNo.

But I am for some unaccountable reason reminded of "I have no further territorial claims to make in Europe."

And, watching footage of Boris, our beloved PM, today I had the bizarre thought,"Peas in our time!"

All very strange.
I thought "Peas in our time"  was a John Major quote. I think I picked it up from Spitting Image? 
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 05 March 2022, 06:08:16 PM
What Indians?
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: DecemDave on 05 March 2022, 06:15:43 PM
"A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well-digested plan is requisite; and their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories as tend to render them independent of others for essential, particularly military, supplies."
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Westmarcher on 05 March 2022, 07:09:08 PM
Quote from: DecemDave on 05 March 2022, 06:15:43 PM"A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well-digested plan is requisite; and their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories as tend to render them independent of others for essential, particularly military, supplies."

Yes, Minister?  ;)

War: a massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who know each other but don't massacre each other.

Paul Valery

Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: John Cook on 10 March 2022, 02:01:33 AM
Si vis pacem, para bellum

Not sure Fun Stuff is really the place for this
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: FierceKitty on 10 March 2022, 02:45:23 AM
Wait, I want to change the die I've been rolling with.

   - Fierce Kitty.

A gentle reminder that the great idiot said "Peace for our time", quoting Disraeli, and "peace IN our time" is a religious, not military, quotation.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: DecemDave on 10 March 2022, 09:15:30 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 10 March 2022, 02:45:23 AMA gentle reminder that the great idiot said "Peace for our time",

No I didnt. 
And as for Chamberlain, have a watch of the film Munich.  It plays it there as an attempt to buy more time to re-arm as the threat had not been fully recognised and defence spending cut.   
And there has long been a quote that  signing the paper was the worst mistake Hitler thought he had made pre-war. 
I know not what is truth.  Just saying.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 10 March 2022, 11:20:10 AM
Victory is assured unless I roll a  double one. - Me.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Ithoriel on 10 March 2022, 01:42:54 PM
I like the Rapier miniatures t-shirt slogan

What is best in life?
Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
Hear the lamentations
About their dice rolling

:) :) :)
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 10 March 2022, 03:38:01 PM
Throughout History... and forever in conflict... the Military Quote HAS to be...
"Oh!  Sh*t!"
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: hammurabi70 on 10 March 2022, 11:33:36 PM
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 10 March 2022, 11:20:10 AMVictory is assured unless I roll a  double one. - Me.

Going up to University aged 18, I saw my first ancients game; until then it had been Airfix WWII.  Sassanian cataphracts charged Byzantine Trapezites.  To the horror of the Byzantine commander the light cavalry dice roll to evade resulted in a counter-charge.  The combat dice went 6-1 in favour of the light cavalry, who rode down the cataphracts!  Quite an introduction to the ancient period.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: d_Guy on 11 March 2022, 10:39:01 PM
An oft repeated and one of the most famous:

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance (unless they roll 01 and the shooter is rated 'expert wizard'}"
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Last Hussar on 24 March 2022, 09:21:22 PM
During a game I advised Orcs "if you roll a 1, the gun blows up, and kills the crew".

In the style of Churchill or Napoleon he merely said "I don't intend to roll a one."

I will leave the result of the roll to the reader's imagination.
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Orcs on 24 March 2022, 10:00:03 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 March 2022, 09:21:22 PMDuring a game I advised Orcs "if you roll a 1, the gun blows up, and kills the crew".

In the style of Churchill or Napoleon he merely said "I don't intend to roll a one."

I will leave the result of the roll to the reader's imagination.

It was a great cause of merriment though  :D
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: paulr on 24 March 2022, 11:03:39 PM
Did you at least pause briefly before rolling to give the crew a chance to run for it :'(
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Big Insect on 25 March 2022, 10:53:43 AM
Quote from: steve_holmes_11 on 10 March 2022, 11:20:10 AMVictory is assured unless I roll a  double one. - Me.

But a double 1 on a Command Roll in BKC/CWC/FWC is a Command Bonus Steve ... so there are some silver linings in wargames rules after all  ;)
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Big Insect on 25 March 2022, 10:58:19 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 24 March 2022, 09:21:22 PMDuring a game I advised Orcs "if you roll a 1, the gun blows up, and kills the crew".

In the style of Churchill or Napoleon he merely said "I don't intend to roll a one."

I will leave the result of the roll to the reader's imagination.

I have a long-standing wargaming associate (I think that is the proper terminology) who regularly states with glee "don't roll a 1" & each time he says it I suspect he doesn't know just how close he comes to a cruel and gruesome death ... from not only me, but everybody else he plays with  >:(

But, of course, he is totally oblivious to the same tactic being used on him back  :'(

Am I just too sensitive a soul to be playing games with dice???
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Big Insect on 25 March 2022, 11:00:39 AM
I am very fond of the quote by Xenophon (amended)

'He could have lived a risk-free, moneyed life, but he preferred to whittle away his fortune on warfaregaming.'
"
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Raider4 on 25 March 2022, 11:08:00 AM
How do you make a small fortune out of wargaming?

Start with a large one . . .
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: Big Insect on 25 March 2022, 11:10:37 AM
I like it - I like it - so true  :)
Title: Re: Great military quotes
Post by: DecemDave on 25 March 2022, 12:35:23 PM
QuoteAm I just too sensitive a soul to be playing games with dice???

Yes.  Switch to games which use playing cards.

But dont draw spades   :d  :d