I'll start
A Priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a pub,and the barman says "I think one of you is a misspelling."
GO AWAY :D :D :D :D
Good grief. X_X
That's so bad, it almost comes out the other side. ;D ;D ;D
Let's have some more of those.
Cheers - Phil. :)
I prefer the version where they're giving blood, and it turns out the bunny is a type O.
Very good, LH!
A man walks into a pub just on closing time.
The publican says,"I'm terribly sorry but I've just rung the bell for closing so I can't serve you."
"That's alright," says the man,"I don't want a drink, I'm just hoping you can settle an argument my wife and I are having."
"Do my best,"says the publican, doubtfully,"What do you want to know?"
"How big is the world's biggest penguin?" asks the man.
"Blimey," exclaims the landlord,"I don't know exactly ... but about three foot I reckon."
The man looks crestfallen,"So not over five foot tall, then?"
"Good Lord, no!" exclaims the publican,"Nowhere near that."
The man looks stricken. "Well,the wife was right." he says,"I'm in real trouble now."
"Because you've lost an argument with the wife?"
"No, mate," the man explains,"Because I've just run down a nun in your car park!"
I haven't heard that one !
Not bad. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil. :)
Quote from: Techno II on 30 November 2021, 02:32:15 PMNot bad. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil. :)
No it's bloody terrible