During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying
to teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite."
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter
said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better" she said, "but it's still not very
nice to use the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to go shake hands with a very dear
friend of mine, whom I look forward to introducing
you to right after dinner."
The teacher was speechless
Oh, dear ! X_X
Cheers - Phil. :)
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