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Title: Best "Dad" joke
Post by: Raider4 on 20 June 2021, 10:02:36 AM

I once hired a limo but when it arrived, the guy driving it walked off!

I said "Excuse me? Are you not going to drive me?"

The guy told me that the price didn't include a driver...

... so I'd spent £400 on a limo and have nothing to chauffeur it!

Title: Re: Best "Dad" joke
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 20 June 2021, 10:58:31 AM

OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Best "Dad" joke
Post by: Steve J on 20 June 2021, 11:02:47 AM

Oh deary me, that's bad :D!

Title: Re: Best "Dad" joke
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 20 June 2021, 11:49:11 AM

COAT! ;D

Title: Re: Best "Dad" joke
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 20 June 2021, 05:06:58 PM

Or...

"What was a War like, Dad?"
"Eh? What? ... Oh! The 'WAR' !"

:o ;) ;D

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