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Wider Wargaming => Batreps => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 08:15:42 AM

Title: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 08:15:42 AM
Setting up even now. This one always gets me - I'd like to see the governments and most of the population of both countries dipped into boiling treacle and covered in the feathers of the jub-jub bird. I suppose I like Burma better - the food can be good, and it doesn't bear the scars of Maoism.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: mmcv on 14 January 2021, 08:59:40 AM
Be careful what you say lest the netizens descend on your social media leaving hateful comments despite supposedly being banned from said social media.   :-\

What dynastic line is feeling the pinch from the uppity pre-Myanmarese?

Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 09:40:59 AM
Ming. Ming. Why don't you give me a call?

I know a number of our northern and western neighbours; without exception they call their country Burma.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 10:22:48 AM
Draw. Both Ming commanders were wiped out, however, so I think on points I won this time. Sort of.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: mmcv on 14 January 2021, 11:13:02 AM
Congrats...I think.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 14 January 2021, 11:25:49 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 10:22:48 AM
Draw. Both Ming commanders were wiped out, however, so I think on points I won this time. Sort of.

For you sir a massive victory !
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 12:12:02 PM
With the Burmese army it is! They seldom escape being clobbered.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 12:20:20 PM
The Chinese Hundred Dragon Hissing Monsoon Storm Heaven-Clouding Barbarian-chasing Auspicious Rocket Host (百龍希普季風風暴天雲野蠻追吉祥火箭主機 for short) advancing on the Ming right flank, where Lee had massed her artillery. My Burmese elephants on this side were protected by a ridge, however, and in fact suffered no losses in the game, despite an uncomfortable rear attack by some insolent Mongols.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 January 2021, 12:23:12 PM
My Siamese cavalry outflanked the Chinese left and took out the Prince of Souzhou, a major factor in the collapse of Chinese morale and discipline; sadly, Burmese morale and discipline took a nose-dive in the same round. You'll note a horde of Fukienese savages knocking over Prince Anutra of Bang Na, which didn't help our morale.
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: mmcv on 14 January 2021, 01:44:43 PM
Looks great!
Title: Re: Burmese invasion of China
Post by: OldenBUA on 14 January 2021, 02:31:42 PM
You'd need a large spit to roast an elephant, and an even larger one to roast a column of those!  :o