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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 23 October 2020, 04:59:41 AM

Title: Italian ingenuity
Post by: FierceKitty on 23 October 2020, 04:59:41 AM
Guiseppe writes a sad letter to his son, who is in prison:

"...I'm sorry you aren't here to help me dig over the garden to plant tomatoes as usual, my son. We'll just have to buy them at ridiculous prices from the shops this year if I can't find someone to help...."

Tonio replies:

"...my dear father, whatever you do, don't get anyone in to dig up the vegetable garden. That's where I buried the bodies after the Vancetti shooting....."

And, tipped off by the prison censor, twenty strapping police officers dig over Giuseppe's vegetable garden that afternoon in a futile search for the bodies....
Title: Re: Italian ingenuity
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 23 October 2020, 06:28:13 AM
That's so bad.......... ;D
Title: Re: Italian ingenuity
Post by: Techno II on 23 October 2020, 07:01:40 AM
 :)

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Italian ingenuity
Post by: jambo1 on 24 October 2020, 06:49:57 AM
 ;D ;D ;D