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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 14 June 2020, 05:24:37 AM

Title: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 June 2020, 05:24:37 AM
....obviously, given my name and tastes, I'd be a Tiger II, and my wife a Lee. What about everyone else?
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 14 June 2020, 06:52:33 AM
Only one - Cheiftain - and don't ask nobby !   :P
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Techno on 14 June 2020, 06:53:15 AM
Whichever is the thinnest, weediest tank, I suppose...

What would that be ?

Either that, or Oddballs' Sherman that fired shells filled with paint.

Cheers - Phil


Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: fsn on 14 June 2020, 08:18:28 AM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 14 June 2020, 06:52:33 AM
Only one - Cheiftain - and don't ask nobby !   :P
If only I could aspire to the rugged good looks, the sheer power and general all round magnificence of the Centurion.  :x  I am not worthy.

I am much more a Churchill - slow, ugly but generally reliable and adaptable.




@Techno - surely you'd be the Whippet?
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 14 June 2020, 08:27:52 AM
Na Phil would be a CV-33 :P, I'll let you look it up  ;)
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Sandinista on 14 June 2020, 08:34:10 AM
I think I would be a Matilda 1. Slow, heavy and not quite up to the fight  ;)

Cheers
Ian
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 14 June 2020, 08:36:44 AM
T-34, utterly prolific and crew have no idea what they are doing.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Scorpio_Rocks on 14 June 2020, 10:09:08 AM
For me it would have to be the Merkava IV:
The Marmite of tanks! Love me or hate me - I'm slightly screwy, break some rules, not bad looking from the right angle but pretty darn good at doing my thing!
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 14 June 2020, 10:42:59 AM
KV-2

Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Last Hussar on 14 June 2020, 11:06:08 AM
Jagd Panther

Very good at a specific task, but over engineered and prone to breakdowns.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: hammurabi70 on 14 June 2020, 11:15:19 AM
T-35

Looks big and very impressive but ultimately flawed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-35
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Ithoriel on 14 June 2020, 11:34:19 AM
Maus - big, lumbering, unreliable and prone to breakdowns :)
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: petercooman on 14 June 2020, 12:10:11 PM
according to this:

https://www.playbuzz.com/alanarslanian10/which-tank-are-you


i'm a leopard II
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 14 June 2020, 12:19:11 PM
So wuz I on that test ! Suspect everyone will be  :'(
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Ithoriel on 14 June 2020, 12:33:41 PM
I was an Abrams - clearly it's nonsense :)
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: FierceKitty on 14 June 2020, 01:28:28 PM
Didn't know that quiz. It seems I'm a Leopard by their system; what the Hell, still a fierce kitty.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: OldenBUA on 14 June 2020, 03:15:24 PM
PzKpfWg IV Ausf H

Sturdy and reliable but nothing fancy.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: d_Guy on 14 June 2020, 03:36:53 PM
I'd be this:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Leonardo_tank.JPG)
Extravagant, sessile and abstruse.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Steve J on 14 June 2020, 04:22:28 PM
Probably some form of Inter-War British tank; out of date, poor running gear, mechanically unreliable but showed promise in development.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Last Hussar on 14 June 2020, 04:33:21 PM
They think I'm a Challenger 2
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Last Hussar on 14 June 2020, 04:35:53 PM
I did the next one that popped up about why people fall in love with me

"People fall in love with your....Physique!

It's not that people are shallow, it's that you're so darn attractive. One look at that million dollar smile and that free flowing hair and they're in love.  "

That's obviously not true.

Now what I do with it, that's a different matter...  :)
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Chris Pringle on 14 June 2020, 04:53:25 PM
For some reason I feel an affinity with Pz 38(t) and its many variants.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Wulf on 14 June 2020, 05:26:49 PM
I always felt an affinity with the Sentinel. Ready for an emergency that never happened, not really much good, but better than nothing should that emergency have happened. Capable of improvements that never happened.

The quiz said I was a Challenger 2. Meh...
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 14 June 2020, 07:41:37 PM
According to the quiz M1 Abrahams.
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Westmarcher on 14 June 2020, 07:54:42 PM
Ignoring the quiz ...

Aspirational: Challenger 2 Life Extension Project model with all the proposed bells and whistles miraculously approved by the MOD including the Rheinmetall turret with 120mm smoothbore main gun.  8->

Actual:  Matilda I tank, 1940.  :-[
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Leon on 14 June 2020, 10:53:46 PM
I got an M1 Abrams as well, which is disappointing as we don't make one!  :(  Although possibly quite accurate as I'm also very 'beige'...

Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 15 June 2020, 05:17:30 AM
Quote from: Leon on 14 June 2020, 10:53:46 PM
I got an M1 Abrams as well, which is disappointing as we don't make one!  :(  Although possibly quite accurate as I'm also very 'beige'...

WHY NOT ????  :'( :'(
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 15 June 2020, 08:29:36 PM
I'm Bob Semple (and so is my wife)
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Ace of Spades on 16 June 2020, 01:53:43 PM
I guess I would be something pre WW-2 French; something like a Char B1-bis;
A relatively thick skin, too heavy, in the end not very effective and very tiresome to those that have to work with me (or rather wait for me)...

Cheers,
Rob
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 20 June 2020, 01:20:40 AM
Given my smoking and drinking, (Involuntary immolation stage 1 is a frequent occurrence!  :o ), I should probably be a Sherman!   :(
Title: Re: If forum members were tanks....
Post by: Dave Fielder on 30 July 2020, 04:51:16 PM
HMS Victory ... Maritime, slightly wooden, a big worry to the French and often on display in Portsmouth Dockyard.