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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 10:43:09 PM

Title: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 10:43:09 PM
Many of my colleagues are now working from home, One of them has an NHS Nurse living next door.
She arrived  home tonight at  8pm just as the street came out to clap the NHS.  My Colleague had been away from his computer to do this.

When he came back online   to explain his absence he said "I have just given the nurse next door "The Clap" ". 

While I know what he meant I am still sniggering about it now.   :)

I need to get my mind out of the sewer, but I am not sure how or even if its possible after 40 years as an engineer.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Westmarcher on 26 March 2020, 11:00:50 PM
 ;D =D>
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: paulr on 26 March 2020, 11:08:57 PM
A colleague of my wife, a community support worker, went into a Chemist yesterday to pick up some essential items

The handful of customers in the store recognised the uniform and burst into spontaneous applause  =D> =D> =D>
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 11:34:01 PM
Quote from: paulr on 26 March 2020, 11:08:57 PM
A colleague of my wife, a community support worker, went into a Chemist yesterday to pick up some essential items

The handful of customers in the store recognised the uniform and burst into spontaneous applause  =D> =D> =D>

That was nice
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Techno on 27 March 2020, 06:45:52 AM
It certainly was !  :-bd

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Raider4 on 27 March 2020, 05:36:34 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 10:43:09 PM
When he came back online   to explain his absence he said "I have just given the nurse next door "The Clap" ". 

While I know what he meant I am still sniggering about it now.   :)

Yeah, "The Clap for the Carers" - stupid, stupid name.

Title: Re: Clap
Post by: flamingpig0 on 28 March 2020, 05:46:11 AM
Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 10:43:09 PM
Many of my colleagues are now working from home, One of them has an NHS Nurse living next door.
She arrived  home tonight at  8pm just as the street came out to clap the NHS.  My Colleague had been away from his computer to do this.

When he came back online   to explain his absence he said "I have just given the nurse next door "The Clap" ". 

While I know what he meant I am still sniggering about it now.   :)

I need to get my mind out of the sewer, but I am not sure how or even if its possible after 40 years as an engineer.

Some years back I went into shock as I was told that  a friend of mind had got 'Bummed' by the Happy Mondays
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Techno on 28 March 2020, 06:38:33 AM
Quote from: Orcs on 26 March 2020, 10:43:09 PM
I need to get my mind out of the sewer, but I am not sure how or even if its possible after 40 years as an engineer.

Mark, I stopped being an engineer for the same firm in 1989.....And I still find myself occasionally using the same potty mouth language I used there, from time to time. :-[

You've got no chance, now, Mate.  ;D

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Last Hussar on 29 March 2020, 01:52:52 AM
When you've worked in a prison, then we'll talk...
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 29 March 2020, 07:42:45 AM
Would a secure unit count ?  ;)
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 29 March 2020, 09:30:21 AM
The Football Association have avoidd this sort of double-entendre with the term "A minute's applause".
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 March 2020, 11:50:46 AM
Two engaged lovers were killed in a thunderstorm in the 18th century. Pope celebrated it thus:

Here lie two poor lovers who had the mishap,
Tho' very chaste people, to die of a clap.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Wulf on 29 March 2020, 12:44:05 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 29 March 2020, 11:50:46 AM
Two engaged lovers were killed in a thunderstorm in the 18th century. Pope celebrated it thus:

Here lie two poor lovers who had the mishap,
Tho' very chaste people, to die of a clap.

Presumably not THE Pope, as I first read it...  :o

Personally I'd forgotten about it & was sitting in my living room when I hears the noise. I thought "Bloody hell, you still get drunks wandering aroun... oh... wait a minute!" Then ran out to join them  :)
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 March 2020, 01:38:08 PM
No, though since he was a Catholic and had a knack of making enemies, the pun was made in his time.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 29 March 2020, 07:45:08 PM
Haven't several Popes and hundreds of Priests died of the pox?
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Wulf on 29 March 2020, 08:36:06 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 29 March 2020, 07:45:08 PM
Haven't several Popes and hundreds of Priests died of the pox?
The Pope doesn't have the NHS.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 29 March 2020, 09:24:37 PM
Quote from: Wulf on 29 March 2020, 08:36:06 PM
The Pope doesn't have the NHS.

No but according to their beliefs they should have no need of the NHS for curing the pox
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Wulf on 29 March 2020, 09:53:33 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 29 March 2020, 09:24:37 PM
No but according to their beliefs they should have no need of the NHS for curing the pox
I am trying to get this back on topic and away from religion...
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Techno on 30 March 2020, 06:39:23 AM
Good man, Wulf !

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 30 March 2020, 08:32:24 AM
Quote from: Wulf on 29 March 2020, 09:53:33 PM
I am trying to get this back on topic and away from religion...

Interestingly though, it was the confirmed atheist who brought the subject up.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 March 2020, 09:19:13 AM
I was quoting a poet who happened to be called Alexander Pope. I deny the charge of steering this chat into religion.
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Orcs on 30 March 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 March 2020, 09:19:13 AM
I was quoting a poet who happened to be called Alexander Pope. I deny the charge of steering this chat into religion.

Now you have clarified your position, you are hereby exonerated.  :)
Title: Re: Clap
Post by: Wulf on 30 March 2020, 05:40:15 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 30 March 2020, 05:22:48 PM
Now you have clarified your position, you are hereby exonerated.  :)
I thought he meant me... :-[