A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.
Good grief !
Cheers - Phil ;D
How do you apologise to a witch?
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Good God almighty! I did sing along to it though :D ;D.
In my school days it was an Irishman, a Scotsman, another Irishman and a Liverpudlian hazing the new apprentice, a young Frenchman, when the foreman came in a yelled," Mick, Mac, Paddy, Wack, leave the Frog alone!"
Not at all PC these days, I'm sure.
Did like the witch one, FK!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 March 2020, 09:16:20 PM
In my school days it was an Irishman, a Scotsman, another Irishman and a Liverpudlian hazing the new apprentice, a young Frenchman, when the foreman came in a yelled," Mick, Mac, Paddy, Wack, leave the Frog alone!"
Not at all PC these days, I'm sure.
Did like the witch one, FK!
In my school days it was not a Frenchman, it was a Black person and even more politically incorrect.
I knew the bank teller as Patrick Black.
Does ANYONE have a good sense of humour on here ? ;)
You're still alive, aren't you?
speak for yourself FierceKitty! :o
Quote from: FierceKitty on 20 March 2020, 08:49:24 AM
You're still alive, aren't you?
Tis rumored that I be undead !!