http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/all-chuck-norris-facts)
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
This one is actually true, type 'Chuck Norris' in Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky'!
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