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Wider Wargaming => Batreps => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:29:58 AM

Title: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:29:58 AM
The imperial relief and the Mahdist field army meet near Tel-i-Tubbi. Note the Sultan Mehlik, carrying a company of rough, tough, jolly sailor-men, reeking of rum, tar, and parrots, and rotten with pox and scurvy. Sir Percy MacHogg, leading the relief column, is ex-RN, and the tars have been upgraded as a result (the bogey table is sometimes friendly). The Khalif had a random roll of a powerful steadying voice to help him rally routers.

There are five Pendraken crocs on the sandbank, but they don't show up well. I may have to rethink that piece. Waterlines models too someday?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:34:25 AM
The Dervish host. Figures overwhelmingly Pendraken.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:38:10 AM
Their finest hour. I underestimated the speed of the Faithfuls' advance, and a Naval Brigade gun was taken in flank by their horse; lucky rolls saved us, as the rough tough, jolly sailor men, reeking of rum, tar, and parrots, and rotten with pox and scurvy, heroically fought off the locals. The 54th Hampshires, to the left of the battery, formed line in time, and the Hadendowah foot never got off the ridge.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:41:44 AM
It looks alarming, but the force to the rear of the Greys (they were in this campaign, but in detachments with the Camel Corps - gamer's licence) are not armed for melee. The charge was a decisive success. In the background, the 8th Cairo suffer the one serious Imperial reverse of the game, breaking after one round against the Ansar.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:45:08 AM
The 33rd Sussex have already stopped the Sudanese riflemen; here they give a few shots to their camelry. To the rear, the 21st Lancers ride to the support of the embattled right.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:48:19 AM
Not photographed, the main Mahdist attack in the centre fell foul of the 42nd Highlanders and the Naval Brigade foot (aka rough, tough, jolly sailor-men, reeking of rum, tar, and parrots, and rotten with pox and scurvy), with some useful support from the Gatlings. The Khalif himself perished bravely in the front line, and is doubtless sharing a coffee with the Archangel Gibreel even now.

I made few real blunders, but I was lucky to survive the one with the right; I could have been rolled up beyond recovery there if the outflanking force hadn't fluffed their combat rolls.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 06:50:35 AM
Sorry - misclick.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 21 April 2019, 07:02:15 AM
Great report
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: hobbittomm on 21 April 2019, 11:03:08 AM
GORDON'S ALIVE?!?!?!!
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 11:08:40 AM
We allow cadets to post here? Hmmph, in my day...where's my brandy, Jervis, damn you?...we remained reverently silent in the presence of officers, ladies, and the regimental cat. We didn't even allow the whippersnappers to touch a weapon until they'd captured four natives in personal combat....
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 21 April 2019, 11:37:24 AM
How did we ever promote the regimental cat to General ?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: fsn on 21 April 2019, 11:58:34 AM
Well, if the Norwegian Royal Guard can promote a penguin to Brigadier ...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Nils_Olav_inspects_the_Kings_Guard_of_Norway_after_being_bestowed_with_a_knighthood_at_Edinburgh_Zoo_in_Scotland.jpg/800px-Nils_Olav_inspects_the_Kings_Guard_of_Norway_after_being_bestowed_with_a_knighthood_at_Edinburgh_Zoo_in_Scotland.jpg)
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 21 April 2019, 12:45:52 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 21 April 2019, 11:37:24 AM
How did we ever promote the regimental cat to General ?

Got there over a pile of bodies. Not a Field Marshal yet, either....
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: hobbittomm on 21 April 2019, 06:25:03 PM
You never know when the cadet in question  is Cyrano de Bergerac
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: paulr on 21 April 2019, 07:37:28 PM
This is not helping me decide what my next next project will be (after Scots for the BCW) :-\
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Dr Dave on 22 April 2019, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: fsn on 21 April 2019, 11:58:34 AM
Well, if the Norwegian Royal Guard can promote a penguin to Brigadier ...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Nils_Olav_inspects_the_Kings_Guard_of_Norway_after_being_bestowed_with_a_knighthood_at_Edinburgh_Zoo_in_Scotland.jpg/800px-Nils_Olav_inspects_the_Kings_Guard_of_Norway_after_being_bestowed_with_a_knighthood_at_Edinburgh_Zoo_in_Scotland.jpg)

Why does a partially Arctic nation have an Antarctic mascot / pet / whatever it is?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: fsn on 22 April 2019, 05:06:12 PM
More to the point, why does it live in Edinburgh Zoo?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 22 April 2019, 11:25:05 PM
Most to the point, why is it inspecting the Royal Guard when it's in the uniform of the Oslo Fusiliers?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 23 April 2019, 06:04:47 AM
Quote from: hobbittomm on 21 April 2019, 06:25:03 PM
You never know when the cadet in question  is Cyrano de Bergerac

Who nose?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Techno on 23 April 2019, 06:09:51 AM
Get your coat !!  ;)

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: fsn on 23 April 2019, 08:12:33 AM
Are you picking on FK for a nose joke?

S'not fair.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 23 April 2019, 11:49:02 AM
Nobby- get your coat, and chew it !!
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 April 2019, 06:58:52 AM
Refight today. Battle of Bak-ed-Bins is about to begin.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 April 2019, 07:13:52 AM
A preview.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 April 2019, 10:10:24 AM
Fuzzy running away again. :)
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Big Insect on 28 April 2019, 10:27:54 AM
What Colonial Rules set are you using for these great games?

Cheers
Mark
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 April 2019, 10:29:46 AM
Home brew: White Man's Burden.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 April 2019, 08:57:32 AM
'Ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy.
You're an enemy to fear;
But though you're full o' ginger,
You need to watch your rear!
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 April 2019, 09:01:12 AM
The dice favoured me, and I didn't slip up tactically this time.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 April 2019, 09:02:22 AM
The Ansar Cavalry gave the Queen's Own Lancers a bit of a headache, but we held them long enough.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 29 April 2019, 09:09:50 AM
We then watched The Four Feathers that evening; Lee pointed out in annoyance that Fuzzies at Abu Klea didn't stop charging because they'd been shot up, and she didn't see why hers should.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 May 2019, 07:08:31 AM
Today the Madhist army is having a crack at the Egyptians. Here's an advance image.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 05 May 2019, 07:25:25 AM
3rd time unlucky?
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 May 2019, 07:30:07 AM
They're not as tough as Tommy, that's certain.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 May 2019, 09:59:02 AM
I have just discontinued my string of Sudan victories. Billy Hicks got away, but not much of his army did.

Pic one - the start. I hoped to arrange a bit of a "ring of steel" defence, but my mounted got tempted out (bad habit of mine; can't resist advancing).

As picture two shows, things got complicated quickly.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 May 2019, 10:19:53 AM
I also hoped to shell the Khalif's camel regiment, and himself, straight to Paradise. Not one dam' hit.
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: Techno on 05 May 2019, 12:33:18 PM
HEY !!

Why aren't you glued to the TV, watching ....erm.....wossisname riding in his ceremonial palanquin, instead of playing games.
(Or has it all finished ?)

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Gordon may still have a chance.
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 May 2019, 01:00:15 PM
I have always avoided TV. Thai broadcasting has never been likely to convert me.