A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair...and a table...and the dog......
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Needs a bit of development.
A blind guy with a seeing eye dog walks into a bar.
Suddenly, he starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender says "SIR STOP!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
The blind says "Oh i'm just looking around...
A blind guy with a seeing eye dog walks into a bar and gets a drink.
As he's sitting at the bar the bartender says,"Haven't seen you in here before. What bring you in here?"
"My friends are skydiving and I thought I'd get a drink while I waited for them. This was the nearest bar," says the blind man.
"Ah, yes," says the bartender,"can't skydive if you can't see."
"No, no," says the blind man,"I'm fine skydiving .... but it scares the sh*t out of the dog!"
... better ...
The blind skydiver was asked by the barman how he knew he was getting close to the ground.
"Easy" said the blind man "the lead goes slack".