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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 30 January 2019, 04:04:48 PM

Title: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: Orcs on 30 January 2019, 04:04:48 PM
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.

'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.

'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.

'So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stamped them flat...

'Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden' she said
Title: Re: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: Techno on 30 January 2019, 04:26:15 PM
If you see a big house spider trolling around the floor....Bet you don't know what gender that is....

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: Noktu on 30 January 2019, 10:20:55 PM
Thoroughly enjoyed the story.
Title: Re: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: d_Guy on 31 January 2019, 05:02:38 AM
Ref story doubleplusungood, produced oldthink and unsilentfacecrime.*




*your story caused me to laugh
Title: Re: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: Glorfindel on 31 January 2019, 02:45:49 PM
 ;D


Very good !
Title: Re: The Little Girl (Non PC)
Post by: paulr on 01 February 2019, 02:51:39 AM
Ref story doubleplusungood