https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY5YdAZZtw4
;D
It's an idle five minutes followed by an idyll five minutes.
Good stuff! ;D ;D (although 10 rather than 5 minutes :D ).
A husband and wife, not getting along too well, each ordered their spouse's gravestones.
The husband for the wife - "Here lies my wife, cold as ever."
The wife for the husband - "Here lies my husband, stiff at last!"
(I'll see you all again after my ban is lifted)
I've seen number 4 - its in Highgate cemetery.