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Title: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Orcs on 17 July 2018, 11:53:21 PM
Hi all, Just some definitions that I an sure you will all be able to add to.


Need/Want : These are interchangeable  - Wargames stuff  I have to buy
Enough:  I  probably need a few more......
Complete: Definition Unknown - No true wargamer has ever got to this point
Skinny: Someone who is not a wargamer 
Finished: When something is nearly, but not quite complete
Deity: Like religion you can choose yours, Donald Featherstone, Bruce Quarrie, Richard Clarke, Perry Twins, Phil Lewis.
The Dark Lord : the Highest deity in Wargames Circles
M'Lady: Owner of "The one Ring" by which she controls the Dark Lord
Evil Empire: Games Workshop
Shiny, Shiny !:  I am getting excited about these figures . Originally from shiny lead figures but applies to all figures
I don't need ...... Phrase used when you are not ready to buy into something YET!
I really don't need. Phrase used just before you buy something you had not planned to
SHMBO.  Abbr. She Who Must Be Obeyed:  Wife/Partner or Girlfriend. Note: for some wargamers these are a mythical beast. (See B.0)
B.O.  Something some wargamers  acquire as they seem to believe being a gamer they do not need to bathe more than annually.
Die: Nothing to do with death multiples of the numbered shapes you throw to determine what happens
Dave: Any person who thinks they are in charge or Someone who is always going for a coffee/pie/chips
Casting Dwarf: person who works for a Wargames company. (they may or may not be of a small size)
America/American: One who always arrives late, particularly in times of emergency.
Belgium: Place Germans travel through to go on holiday.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: fsn on 18 July 2018, 07:00:47 AM
Lucky (for me): The Darkj Lord has turned his face to me! I am truly blessed!
Lucky (for my opponent): Can I just have a look at those dice?
History: Inspiration upon which most wargamers vaguely base their activities
Research source: Osprey
New Release: I don't need any of those ... well maybe just a few ...
Techno: A much respected, almost revered member of the Forum; skilled racontueur, master artisan sculptor and Gentleman. Respect is shown by extracting the ...   
basing: A piece of three-dimensional artwork upon which tiny soldiers are sometimes attached as decoration
Wargames show: The only way to get a wargamer into a gym
Fantasy: A wargamer picking up a girl at a wargames show


Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Leman on 18 July 2018, 08:00:18 AM
Wendy House the tendency for some wargamers to use buildings one scale down so that a town looks like a town rather than a wayside inn.
10mm figures the use by some gamers of a smaller figure scale so that a representative battalion looks like one rather than a small group of re-enactors out on the raz.
Oh come on! an utterance oft heard after the third consecutive roll of snake eyes.
Snake eyes a double one.
Jammy bastard an opponent's double six.
Edge of the world edge of the gaming area.
It's too expensive I think I can just about afford that.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: petercooman on 18 July 2018, 08:35:10 AM
Quote from: fsn on 18 July 2018, 07:00:47 AM

Wargames show: The only way to get a wargamer into a gym



I just lost 16 kg in less than three months. Without stepping into a gym so that one is correct  ;D
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: ronan on 18 July 2018, 12:41:12 PM
Quote from: fsn on 18 July 2018, 07:00:47 AM
Lucky (for me): The Darkj Lord has turned his face to me! I am truly blessed!
I don't know this feeling... 
"Dice hate me" ?
:D

Quote from: Orcs on 17 July 2018, 11:53:21 PM
(...)...
Complete: Definition Unknown - No true wargamer has ever got to this point

As a foreigner, I don't understand this word. Could someone please explain this to me ?
;D

Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: d_Guy on 18 July 2018, 01:08:36 PM
Hit Saves snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.
Solo the inability to cheat since you constantly live in the same physical space as your opponent.
Rules a collection of suggestions.
Quantum Certainty knowing that you are about to roll snake eyes.
Ones could be very good or very bad.
Hexes six-sided curse boxes.
America a Deus ex machina.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Chris Pringle on 18 July 2018, 02:23:46 PM
Skill - why I win
Luck - why I lose
War - 95% boredom, 5% sheer misery
Competition game - see under War

Before anyone reacts with justifiable offence let me strike out and apologise for this cheap crack, which was only meant to refer to my own preferences, not to deride anyone else's. I blame the cider at lunchtime. Sorry.
15mm - 18mm
25mm - 28mm
28mm - 33mm
10mm - 10mm
Fast Play Rules - a simple game for simple people
Realistic Simulation - a challenging game for challenging people
A Fast Play Realistic Simulation - the Holy Grail

Chris

Bloody Big BATTLES!
https://uk.groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/BBB_wargames/info
http://bloodybigbattles.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Dr Dave on 18 July 2018, 04:16:54 PM
I was sitting in on a lecture last week for military officers when the presenter opined that Belgium is not actually a real country. It merely exists to give the British Army a place to defeat the French and German armies!  
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Dr Dave on 18 July 2018, 04:20:08 PM
Abstraction: a rule or rule mechanic that cannot be explained and appears to make no sense, yet produces a realistic result.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 18 July 2018, 04:39:37 PM
Quote from: Chris Pringle on 18 July 2018, 02:23:46 PM
10mm - 10mm

Or 11.5mm for the pedants among us.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: petercooman on 18 July 2018, 04:48:12 PM
Quote from: Dr Dave on 18 July 2018, 04:16:54 PM
I was sitting in on a lecture last week for military officers when the presenter opined that Belgium is not actually a real country. It merely exists to give the British Army a place to defeat the French and German armies!  

So do we flemish merely exist to aid the normans in defeating the anglo saxons?
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Leman on 18 July 2018, 06:00:48 PM
I bloody hate the Normans - we're still shackled by their class system!
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: d_Guy on 18 July 2018, 08:58:56 PM
Interesting haircuts, however.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 July 2018, 12:41:58 AM
Quote from: Dr Dave on 18 July 2018, 04:16:54 PM
I was sitting in on a lecture last week for military officers when the presenter opined that Belgium is not actually a real country. It merely exists to give the British Army a place to defeat the French and German armies!  

Invented to give queen Victoria's relative something to do.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: steve_holmes_11 on 19 July 2018, 05:30:51 AM
Quote from: Leman on 18 July 2018, 06:00:48 PM
I bloody hate the Normans - we're still shackled by their class system!

Yoked is the preferred historical term.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Chad on 19 July 2018, 08:46:46 AM
Rules - A series of publications produced each year which encourages you to play the same period(s) in countless different ways.
Dice - objects that are designed to maximise frustration and paranoia
Wargaming periods - Can be of any length according to some rule writers (.see Rules above)
Competition games - A type of game that often has little relationship to historical events (refer WRG Ancients ).
Rule lawyers - Wargamers who will use the 'gospel' as written in rules to win games.

Chad
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Orcs on 19 July 2018, 09:30:01 AM
Quote from: Chad on 19 July 2018, 08:46:46 AM
Rule lawyers - Wargamers who will use the 'gospel' as written in rules to win games..... And hung from their neck until dead!

Chad

Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Leman on 19 July 2018, 03:50:43 PM
Ah yes......the wargames competition. That which bears absolutely no relation to the hobby I am involved in.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Orcs on 19 July 2018, 08:49:55 PM
Quote from: Leman on 19 July 2018, 03:50:43 PM
Ah yes......the wargames competition. That which bears absolutely no relation to the hobby I am involved in.

I will second that.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: sunjester on 20 July 2018, 03:44:04 PM
I believe you mean "hanged" Mark. "Hung" is something that is do to hares and other game.

This grammar pedantry is bought to you an no extra charge.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Leman on 20 July 2018, 05:24:22 PM
But it can be great fun. My pet hate is the singular noun with plural verb and vice versa, recently in overdrive, i.e. England are. In wargaming - the player then sets out their army (this is because we have to pretend there are loads of women wargamers - see definition of fantasy in definition thread).
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Orcs on 20 July 2018, 06:19:39 PM
Quote from: sunjester on 20 July 2018, 03:44:04 PM
I believe you mean "hanged" Mark. "Hung" is something that is do to hares and other game.

This grammar pedantry is bought to you an no extra charge.

:) :)

As long as they are removed from wargames society on a permanent basis.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 20 April 2025, 03:42:58 PM
Desk: place where figures dreams of being decently painted go through die.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Last Hussar on 20 April 2025, 06:10:51 PM
Nearly finished - undercoated
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: Ithoriel on 20 April 2025, 06:31:50 PM
Established Retailer - a company that has been around so long that I fear it might vanish at any moment and from whom, therefore, I must buy every figure they make that I might conceivably want at some future point.
Title: Re: Wargames Definitions
Post by: flamingpig0 on 20 April 2025, 08:30:12 PM
Fast Play

Yeah right