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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 18 May 2018, 02:30:07 PM

Title: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: FierceKitty on 18 May 2018, 02:30:07 PM
https://www.kongregate.com/games/Kodiqi/religious-idle
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: toxicpixie on 18 May 2018, 04:03:48 PM
Awesome. The Church of Bob will send a Manly Pipe Smoker round to preach the word of Bob and take your tithes directly :D
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Leon on 18 May 2018, 07:04:56 PM
I stuck it on earlier and came back several hours later to find that I was now the world's dominant religion...!

The 7.5 Billion Pendrakenites are a generous bunch, ritually chanting '10mm, 10mm, 10mm' while the Denizens of Lead lead them in songs of molten metal and lacerated fingers.  The lucky ones will be buried under the Great Lead Mountain when they perish, their armies carefully arranged on their chests.  A successful roll of '6' will lead them into the afterlife, but the consequences of a '1' will be an eternity of rebasing whilst the Dark Lord reads all of fsn's posts in reverse chronological order.

:D
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: FierceKitty on 19 May 2018, 12:11:25 AM
 My Brethren of the Cat worshiped by drawing a string over the ground, had boiled prawns as their holy objects, disposed of their dead after eight resurrections, and venerated the memory of the great prophet Sebastian. I note that we never displaced Jainism, classical paganism, Zoroastrianism, steppe shamanism, Taoism, Norse paganism, or the Trekkies.
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Techno on 19 May 2018, 06:59:14 AM
Quote from: toxicpixie on 18 May 2018, 04:03:48 PM
Awesome. The Church of Bob will send a Manly Pipe Smoker round to preach the word of Bob and take your tithes directly :D

Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 19 May 2018, 08:00:14 AM
Quote from: Techno on 19 May 2018, 06:59:14 AM
Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil

What like sheeps, doggies an 'orses ?
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Techno on 19 May 2018, 09:18:40 AM
I think perfectly normal beasts are more like cattle, Ian. :-\

Cheers - Phil ;)
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: DFlynSqrl on 19 May 2018, 02:25:50 PM
That was entertaining!  :)

It's nice to know the world found peace worshiping my cat with shouts of "Eating, napping and treats!".
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 May 2018, 03:47:43 PM
Peanutbutterism was good for me!
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: toxicpixie on 19 May 2018, 05:16:45 PM
Quote from: Techno on 19 May 2018, 06:59:14 AM
Is this the Almighty Bob who makes the perfectly normal beasts appear ?

Cheers - Phil

I'm sure I don't know what you mean. Fnord.
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Ithoriel on 19 May 2018, 06:51:17 PM
I'm slightly reminded of a site I use occasionally, when inspiration fails me, to generate background info for RPG and Imaginations campaigns.

It includes an option to generate religions and pantheons among many other things.

http://chaoticshiny.com/religiongen.php
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 19 May 2018, 08:20:36 PM
I like that Mike!  8)
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Last Hussar on 19 May 2018, 09:33:59 PM
'Matriarchy, female priests. Marriage: marriage is usually caused by pregnancy'
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: FierceKitty on 20 May 2018, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: DFlynSqrl on 19 May 2018, 02:25:50 PM
That was entertaining!  :)

It's nice to know the world found peace worshiping my cat with shouts of "Eating, napping and treats!".

Another cat religion? This means war!
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Sandinista on 20 May 2018, 05:26:29 AM
Quite silly  :D
Title: Re: Silly, but entertaining.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 20 May 2018, 08:04:39 AM
Well the Great God ORM conquered the world, with a chant finishing in Meoooow

It is rather silly, but entertaining....