Does anyone know what the post numbers are for each rank? I'd like to become a Lt Col and want to add a few inane extra additions to the forum to achieve my goal I life, please help me annoy people. ;)
Wouldn't it be quicker if you went back into the Marines? :)
I got promoted to my current 'rank' at 1500 posts. I think my next jump is 3000 posts. Can't remember what my post count was for previous steps.
It's either 750 or 1000, it does increase in-crime-mentally after the early ranks!
Crime pays then? Besides being a mad Major is quite suitable
199 more of these little fellas and I'm there!!
;) use these, saves all that effort typing.
Quote from: SV52 on 03 September 2017, 03:17:10 PM
;) use these, saves all that effort typing.
:-bd
:D
Corse we will bar you if you are seen to be making spurious posts to artificially boost your rank....
Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 September 2017, 03:19:45 PM
Corse we will bar you if you are seen to be making spurious posts to artificially boost your rank....
:o
:'(
I'd best write something then to qualify this post.
And post a pointless picture, too
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Pointless.jpg)
And for the sake of covering all bases, talk the 10mil Pendraken hobby.
Is there going to be a Painting Competition next year? I'm not interested in prizes, if that's one of the issues.
Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 September 2017, 03:19:45 PM
Corse we will bar you if you are seen to be making spurious posts to artificially boost your rank....
So what we post must not only be NOT spurious but we can't be dead? :o
Just one more brick in the staircase to Major General.
...And a vid for fsn. :D
Only way that could have been better is if there had been a Centurion tank in the background.
:D :D :D
Good grief. X_X
Cheers - Phil
Whoa! Better! :D
Definitely an argument for some demotions here. :D
Dude, I seem to recall this is how you won your knighthood! ;D
Knighthood? How many posts is that? :o
Posts are an elephant irrevelant irrelevant. It's for nonsense beyond the call of duty .... :D
Made it to Major finally after 3 years and 500 posts <:-P <:-P
Technically I still have to call 99% of the regulars on the board "Sir" though ;)
You may call one or two "it", in the interests of accuracy.
I'll include them in the remaining 1% Kitty ;)
Congratulation Major Pierre. Absinthe all round!
Cheers Pierre
Hear, hear !!
Cheers - Phil
Congratulation Pierre! Welcome the land of the stacking pips.
Congratulations!
Well deserved promotion!
Here, use these shoulder tabs ... belonged to your predecessor .. might want to wash the brain fragments off first ... give 'em a rinse ... no, not there, the blood will stain the fabric.
Now, get the remnants of the battalion moving and take that fortified monastery! We still have a war to win!
;) :)
Huzzah! Up and at 'em, and all that. That's the way to do it! (oh no, that last one's from Punch and Judy)
Quote from: pierre the shy on 11 September 2017, 11:26:39 AM
Made it to Major finally after 3 years and 500 posts <:-P <:-P
Technically I still have to call 99% of the regulars on the board "Sir" though ;)
Well Its taken me nearly 6 Years and 3000 posts to get to major general. Having been on the forum for 19days and 12 hours. All this proves however is that I talk more crap and have more time to waste here ;D
Quote from: Orcs on 11 September 2017, 10:54:01 PM
Well Its taken me nearly 6 Years and 3000 posts to get to major general. Having been on the forum for 19days and 12 hours. All this proves however is that I talk more crap and have more time to waste here ;D
19 days!?
Total Time Spent Online: 95 days, 6 hours and 2 minutes.
You slacker! :D
Congratulations Peter
Quote from: Ithoriel on 11 September 2017, 04:07:24 PM
...
Now, get the remnants of the battalion moving and take that fortified monastery! We still have a war to win!
...
As a Kiwi I immediately thought of Monte Cassino, then realised there are probably hundreds of other possibilities
Total time logged in: 56 days, 17 hours and 20 minutes. :-[
Slacker! 128 days, 19 hours and 31 minutes
9 days, 20 hours and 24 minutes.
and +1 to my post count.
Not telling.....And I'm only ninth in 'the league table.'......Fenton's league leader.
As far as posts are concerned, I'm number two.....With only Will above me.
Cheers - Phil
Always knew the Welsh gabbled a lot of rubbish !!.
Perhaps that's why you got those plasters and bandages :D ;D
Huh! [-(
Just went to click on the forum info button, like you can on all the other forums I've been on and I got this
"You aren't allowed to view the forum statistics."
Seems a bit unfair. I like to know such stats.
Think that's only available to Moderators, Roy.#
Cheers - Phil
And then only to some moderators! (:| :-S @-) ~X( :P
You should be able to see most of them, Will.
I can get at most things, even though I'm not a 'Global' at the moment.
(I got fed up deleting all the spambots that were trying to join.)
Cheers - Phil
Nope
You should have two boxes of 'stats' underneath the 'Most recent posts on the forum'.....Just above 'Users On Line'. (I think)
Not there ?.....Or will they just not open ?
Cheers - Phil
They are there, but I just get the 'go away' message
Odd. :-\
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 September 2017, 07:54:13 AM
They are there, but I just get the 'go away' message
Obviously the Forum is developing taste ;) ;)
Wow, i feel a bit better now. I was thinking the other day that my 6 days, 13 hours etc was probably bit excessive. But some of your totals make me look like that odd cousin that occasionally shows up for Christmas dinner. :)
Squirrel, you are on a good trajectory to make major well before Halloween. I'm logged-in at over 28 days but thinks it's because I often forget to close the browser on my iPad, which hangs on to everything except my fingerprints and wireless login (which is dang inconvenient).
64 days, 18 hours and 11 minutes.
What I have noticed is that I never have 12 minutes or 13. It's always 1, 11 or very, very occassionally 21. :-\
Check again now
21
... no 24! :o
Does that mean I'm not specuial anymore? :(
I don't know what specuial is. :-\
If I get the time later on.....I'll copy the top 10 of the stats and put it here......Of course...... it'll be out of date almost instantly.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: fsn on 14 September 2017, 06:41:45 AM
... no 24! :o
Does that mean I'm not specuial anymore? :(
You will always be "specuial" to me.
Here we go.....
Not that I've got the time to do this....
Top ten posters.
1) Mad Lemmey - 16124
2) Yours truly - 14996
3) Leon - 14630
4) Leman - 8457
5) Kitty - 7722
6) nikharwood -7706
7) Hertsblue - 7144
8) Nobby - 6969
9) Ianrs54 - 5734
10) Steve J - 5600
Time online.
1) Fenton - 143d 17h 43m
2) Leon -135-10-20
3) Mad Lemmey 128-22-27
4) Kitty - 125-15 - 26
5) guyke - 107 -18 - 25 (We think this is someone who joined very early on.....and forgot to disconnect.)
6) Ithoriel - 95 -10 - 50
7) Mollinary - 86 - 3 - 12
8) nikharwood - 78 - 20 - 40
9) Me - 72 - 18 -19 (This will be wrong since I've been typing this !!)
10) Matt J - 65 - 5 - 24
Cheers - Phil
I'm just glad not to be the newest member anymore(Thanks Dobber!), though I still have to scrub the loo with a toothbrush.
YOU GET TO USE A TOOTHBRUSH !
(You're going to fit in here well, young man........Mind you....Everybody's young compared to me.. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( )
Cheers - Phil
Fenton, long time lurker...
Well, I've been a member for 7½ years, and have amassed just 275 posts - 0.100 per day.
Still a lowly Lt. after all this time, while newbies have joined and whizzed past me on the promotion ladder.
:(
Cheers, Martyn
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Oh....Intercourse a mallard....I've just gone past 15.000 posts.
Cheers - Phil
Can you do a top 10 of the posts/day figure?
Might be interesting.
Cheers, Martyn
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4.199 for me.
Now it's 4.200!
4.201! Every time I check - it goes up!
Quote from: fsn on 14 September 2017, 05:03:56 PM
4.201! Every time I check - it goes up!
Yes, now I see where I'm going wrong . . .
Cheers, Martyn
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Thanks for posting those Techno. I always find such stats interesting ... I might be more than a little strange 8-}
Quote from: mad lemmey on 14 September 2017, 04:10:42 PM
Fenton, long time lurker...
I suspect Fenton IS the Forum!
*Dun dun duuun!*
Quote from: Raider4 on 14 September 2017, 04:47:58 PM
Can you do a top 10 of the posts/day figure?
Might be interesting.
Cheers, Martyn
Not sure.....I can see the number of post per month/day.....But I don't think it shows much more than that.
It seems to depend on how much we play silly s*ds a lot of the time. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
SOMETIMES........It's relevant. ;)
Cheers - Phil
What do you me "play"?
You have to ask, Bill ? ;) ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Thanks for that Techno.
A top 10 posts per day would be interesting. Not sure it means anything significant but like Roy I am intrigued by these sorts of odd stats.
We need an
(hours logged on)/ (hours been a member)
metric to identify the slackers like me lurking around the forum all day. Also we need to institute a weekly global disconnect so I can become the 5th most indolent forum member :)
My own posting total and average is
5252 (3.330 per day)
Quote from: Techno on 14 September 2017, 04:44:08 PM
Oh....Intercourse a mallard....I've just gone past 15.000 posts.
Cheers - Phil
EXCUSE MOI!!!!!
Is this a wish of yours Techno?
I have to insist I have no wish to be intimate with you....... Unless of course it was to get you to produce DUCK MEN?
DUCKMAN!!! %%- %%- %%- :-\
6.580 per day!
Question 17 part d. I average 2.952 posts per day. If the 125 InterCity leaves King's Cross at 15:22 bound for Aberdeen and the conductor's socks are chartreuse, will I become a Major General before Boxing Day?
Show your work
Quote from: d_Guy on 14 September 2017, 10:24:38 PM
DUCKMAN!!! %%- %%- %%- :-\
About time he made a return.
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: d_Guy on 15 September 2017, 12:25:56 AM
Question 17 part d. I average 2.952 posts per day. If the 125 InterCity leaves King's Cross at 15:22 bound for Aberdeen and the conductor's socks are chartreuse, will I become a Major General before Boxing Day?
Show your work
Oh d_Guy, you fell into the most rudimentary of mistakes. There is no 15:22 from King's Cross to Aberdeen. It leaves on the hour.
The Train Manager on the 15:00 does not wear socks, but prefers black silk hold ups. His name is Norman.
Yes, you will become a Major General before Boxing Day, but I am not prepared to specify in which year.
Blimey, Techno and his arch-nemesis Duckman. It's like watching Batman and the Joker isn't it?
Without the violent death and nerve gas.
"You again Duckman! I thought I threw you off the Naked Tony Tower!"
"No, that was FSN in the Pendrakenmas drivel!"
"What do you want?"
"Same thing as always, for Pendraken to produce a range of heroic Duckmen - that's not a canard."
"It's not for canard that I work!"
"I know, I've seen your production rate! Are we ever going to see some Korean Chinese? ... say from Peking?"
"From Peking."
"No. I meant 'say' as in 'for example', not 'say' as in 'repeat after me'."
"Oh sorry."
"Why are you my arch-foe?"
"What's your nefarious scheme this time, Duckman?"
"'Nefarious'? Have you been reading Reader's Digest again?"
"Stop cracking yolks, Duckman, eider tell me what you want or waddle off"
"I've told you. I want a range of Pendraken Duckmen, and you won't stop getting medical supplies until I do!"
"You fiend!"
"But that's only one wing of my plan. Westmarcher enjoyed his little nocturnal visit didn't he? It's amazing what you can do with a feather pillow and a little bit of imagination"
"You fiend!"
"You're repeating yourself, which shows a certain lack of flair."
"You ...f ... fi ... you Oik!"
"That stings, it really does. You have to ask yourself, who's next? Who's going to pay the bill for my intransigence?"
"Who's next.? Who's going to pay the bill for my inter ... intor ..."
"Intransigence. Readers Digest, March 1984 edition. Look it up!"
X_X X_X
Cheers - Phil
Hmmm...may be the silliest thread yet.
I can't address other aspects of the thread but until fsn pointed out my logical fallacies I thought I at least had offered a serious question.
What is the Forum promoting anyway?
I doubt the answer is 'promoting the well-being of our community' :P
There's a bitterness there that I don't like. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: FierceKitty on 15 September 2017, 11:35:57 AM
Hmmm...may be the silliest thread yet.
(http://files.abovetopsecret.com/files/img/if59bbf62a.jpg)
Sorry, I had to.
Looking at my stats (I'm a healthy 38-26-40), I see that I have started 200 threads. :o
Quote from: fsn on 16 September 2017, 12:04:39 PM
Looking at my stats (I'm a healthy 38-26-40), I see that I have started 200 threads. :o
But did you finish them?
Read them and ... wonder why I bothered to copy and past ;D
General Statistics - RoyWilliamson
Total Time Spent Online: 9 days, 23 hours and 13 minutes.
Total Posts: 1678 posts
Total Topics Started: 56 topics
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Quote from: d_Guy on 16 September 2017, 12:06:39 PM
But did you finish them?
I have killed more threads than I have started. :(