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Wider Wargaming => Genre/Period Discussion => Firelocks to Maxims (1680 - 1900) => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 09:41:33 AM

Title: I hate colonialism.
Post by: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 09:41:33 AM
Not for the usual PC reasons, but because my better half is practising muay Thai on my donkey (as it were). 17th lancers and 54th Hampshire foot have been overrun, 42nd Highlanders are out of ammo, and the rest of my foot are pinned down in square. :(

Following a brief break, the Scots Greys have been overwhelmed by Ansar camel-riders too. Queen Victoria will be getting bad news over Her kippers tomorrow.
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 22 May 2017, 10:10:04 AM
Remember that the public don't like 2 disasters in one day, it upsets them over their cornflakes.

IanS
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Post by: Steve J on 22 May 2017, 10:22:10 AM
Hmmm, not sounding good for the brave Brits...
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 22 May 2017, 10:27:54 AM
Dooooomed!  :o
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Post by: Leman on 22 May 2017, 10:52:46 AM
Serves 'em right for sticking their noses in all over the place and leaving us to clear up the mess.
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Post by: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 12:25:59 PM
A few shots. The Mahdist morale broke up and they retreated, but leaving an imperial force with no prospect but retreat as well.
Title: Re: I hate colonialism.
Post by: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 12:27:27 PM
The idea was to dismount, shoot up the Fuzzies a bit, then remount and charge. NOT to be charged on foot.
Title: Re: I hate colonialism.
Post by: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 12:29:46 PM
Our right held up well; squares are mundane things, but they held together and caused steady losses. Meanwhile the rough, tough, jolly sailor-men, reeking of rum, tar, and parrots, and rotten with pox and scurvy, broke a critical two Mahdist units.

Lee says she'll remember to keep an infantry reserve to handle squares in future.
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 22 May 2017, 02:37:02 PM
Nice shots FK
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Post by: d_Guy on 22 May 2017, 03:27:53 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 22 May 2017, 09:41:33 AM
... practising muay Thai on my donkey...

Sound like something from a rap tune.

Decent looking battle by the way.
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Post by: Techno on 22 May 2017, 04:05:23 PM
Nice piccies !!

Cheers - Phil.
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Post by: sunjester on 22 May 2017, 04:49:58 PM
Great looking battle. I hope the result doesn't cause the Empress of India to choke on her toast at breakfast.
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 22 May 2017, 05:35:58 PM
To quote Kate Hubbard:
Her breakfasts she would have taken on her own. She had a private dining room close to her bedroom. When Albert was alive, she would have eaten her breakfast with Albert and maybe with one of her children, but probably not, probably just with Albert. She tended to have a very protein-rich breakfast: tongue, fowl they called it -- chicken, kidneys maybe, bacon and eggs, that kind of thing.
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Post by: Womble67 on 22 May 2017, 10:26:20 PM
Some nice pictures

Take care

Andy
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Post by: Leman on 23 May 2017, 08:54:06 PM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 22 May 2017, 05:35:58 PM
To quote Kate Hubbard:
Her breakfasts she would have taken on her own. She had a private dining room close to her bedroom. When Albert was alive, she would have eaten her breakfast with Albert and maybe with one of her children, but probably not, probably just with Albert. She tended to have a very protein-rich breakfast: tongue, fowl they called it -- chicken, kidneys maybe, bacon and eggs, that kind of thing.
So she liked a bit of tongue with Albert at breakfast ......... hmmmmm.
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Post by: urbancohort on 25 May 2017, 08:19:57 PM
The desert sand is sodden red
Red with the blood of a square that broke
And the gatling's jammed and the colonel's dead
The river of death has brimmed its banks
And England's far and 'honour' a name
When the voice of the schoolboy steadies the ranks:
"Play up! Play up! And play the game!"

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Post by: urbancohort on 25 May 2017, 09:00:01 PM
Give 'em the cold steel! Remember they don't like it up 'em Captain Mainwaring!

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Post by: FierceKitty on 26 May 2017, 01:06:10 AM
A bit missing there....
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Post by: cameronian on 26 May 2017, 07:39:57 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 May 2017, 01:06:10 AM
A bit missing there....

Exactly what I was thinking, something about smoke ... hang on ... And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
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Post by: grahambeyrout on 03 June 2017, 03:57:44 PM
Newbolt's poem actually starts with a much more pastoral image, that I find very evocative, but perhaps because I was always found myself roped in to make up the team even though I was hopeless at cricket. Invariably I was last in, and no I never neither reached double figures nor lasted more than three overs.

There's a breathless hush in the Close to-night—
Ten to make and the match to win—
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to play and the last man in.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 07 June 2017, 10:31:02 PM
A slight diversion of lyrics...

"The natives are restless tonight, sir
Cooped up on estates with no hope in sight
They need some kind of distraction
We can give them that
'Cause they'd kill if they only had something to kill for
They'd die if they only had something to die for
They'd cheer if they only had something to cheer for
We can give them that
So it's off to war we go (I couldn't believe it)
Bring out all the flags (I never believed it)
Fight the good fight "
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Post by: d_Guy on 08 June 2017, 12:21:42 AM
Not specifically on-topic but:

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre
    The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
    Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
    Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
    The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
    The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
    The best lack all conviction, while the worst
    Are full of passionate intensity.
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Post by: toxicpixie on 08 June 2017, 12:46:28 AM
Splendid!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59TiUxX-F1U (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59TiUxX-F1U)
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Post by: Ithoriel on 08 June 2017, 10:07:54 AM
Excerpt from Billy Joel's "Angry Young Man"

"I believe I've passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage
I found that just surviving was a noble fight
I once believed in causes too
I had my pointless point of view
And life went on no matter who was wrong or right

And there's always a place for the angry young man
With his fist in the air and his head in the sand
And he's never been able to learn from mistakes
So he can't understand why his heart always breaks
But his honor is pure and his courage as well
And he's fair and he's true and he's boring as hell
And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man"

:) :) :)
Title: Re: I hate colonialism.
Post by: toxicpixie on 08 June 2017, 10:09:29 AM
I was older then, but I'm younger than that now ;)