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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Westmarcher on 28 April 2017, 01:03:46 PM

Title: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: Westmarcher on 28 April 2017, 01:03:46 PM
I happened to be on the msn website today and noticed this headline regarding one of the small towns in the area, "Linwood left stunned by this new laser eye surgery," so off I went to find out and, sure enough, everyone was walking about in a daze, saying to their neighbours, "Did you see that new laser eye surgery?" and "Yes" would come the reply, "I am left stunned.'  :o

Has anyone else experienced this phenomenon (or similar)?

:-\
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: FierceKitty on 28 April 2017, 01:45:34 PM
What happened to the Tories? Was only the left thus affected?
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: d_Guy on 28 April 2017, 02:46:57 PM
Perhaps similar:
Once, a long time ago, I saw a town stunned by the introduction of an escalator (moving stairs) in the largest (two floors) department store.
So stunned that staff had to be positioned at top and bottom to instruct safe mounting and dismounting techniques.
Long lines (queues) formed to give it a go. It became routine after a week but opening day was definitely stunning.
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: JeffNNN on 28 April 2017, 06:31:38 PM
Quote from: d_Guy on 28 April 2017, 02:46:57 PM
Perhaps similar:
Once, a long time ago, I saw a town stunned by the introduction of an escalator (moving stairs) in the largest (two floors) department store.
So stunned that staff had to be positioned at top and bottom to instruct safe mounting and dismounting techniques.
Long lines (queues) formed to give it a go. It became routine after a week but opening day was definitely stunning.
Sounds like Lancaster in about 1970?
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: Leman on 28 April 2017, 07:13:36 PM
We get headlines like that in the Formby Champion virtually every week.
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: paulr on 28 April 2017, 08:08:52 PM
On a trip to the Philippines with friends we brought their brother and his family to stay in our hotel in the main city on Bohol, Tagbilaran, giving them a chance to see the city for the first time.

Their kids were stunned by having electric lights in their room and also really enjoyed the escalators in the nearby mall once they got used to them.
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: d_Guy on 29 April 2017, 02:31:38 AM
Quote from: JeffNNN on 28 April 2017, 06:31:38 PM
Sounds like Lancaster in about 1970?

Close, but late 1960's and a shade farther west.  :)
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: JeffNNN on 29 April 2017, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: d_Guy on 29 April 2017, 02:31:38 AM
Close, but late 1960's and a shade farther west.  :)
d
So either Morecambe or "feet wet".
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: DanJ on 02 May 2017, 03:57:45 PM
QuoteSounds like Lancaster in about 1970

The only two story building in Lancaster is the Prison, not sure if they've got escalators.
Title: Re: Town Stunned by New Laser Eye Surgery
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 02 May 2017, 04:07:10 PM
The new Premier Inn over the cinema (i.e. New within the last 25 years) has a lift!
I used the stairs!