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Title: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 31 January 2017, 01:35:31 PM
Just had the results of my CT scan.

They found 4 things 'wrong'.......None of them particularly serious, (my back I knew about already !) but I've got to go over to a local hospital this afto'...and may have to stay in overnight (I hope that's all).
One of the things that's 'wrong' almost certainly accounts for the hefferlump leg......Another will need further investigation...But again doesn't sound serious.

Gotta go and pack an overnight bag, just in case they want me to stay in......Better take something to read, as well.  =)

See ya soon.  ;)........Maybe even this evening...Fingers crossed.

Cheers - Phil. (Who's quite relieved that there was nothing really horrid found.)
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Post by: Wulf on 31 January 2017, 01:38:05 PM
If anyone appears with a length of red rubber hose, keep your knees together...

Wulf (speaking from experience...  :'(  )
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Post by: petercooman on 31 January 2017, 01:38:26 PM
Good luck Phil!
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Post by: FierceKitty on 31 January 2017, 01:41:08 PM
Remember, some men choose to pay for the type of handling you are dreading....

(Really means, thinking of you!)
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Post by: Steve J on 31 January 2017, 01:54:26 PM
All the best Phil.
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 31 January 2017, 01:55:32 PM
Good luck Phil!  >:<

Hopefully this wont involve *too* many more needles!!  X_X

Give Von your log-in details so she can keep us up-to-date with hourly progress reports!!!  :-SS  :!!

Cheers!

Meirion
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 31 January 2017, 01:56:50 PM
Good luck with it!
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 31 January 2017, 02:06:09 PM
I can cure you, lie over that block, and I'll fetch a ax......


If being scanned don't choose Pink Floyd as background music.

IanS
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Post by: Luddite on 31 January 2017, 02:08:02 PM
Good luck Phil.

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Post by: Leon on 31 January 2017, 02:33:12 PM
Hope it goes well Phil.  On the bright side, they'll have loads of scalpels to play with...
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Post by: DFlynSqrl on 31 January 2017, 02:48:04 PM
Good luck!
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Post by: jimduncanuk on 31 January 2017, 02:52:25 PM
I had a CT scan a year and a bit ago as well as a chest X-ray and a lumbar puncture.

They cut one or two bits out and stitched me up more than once and I'm good to go.

The NHS are pretty good once they've done something.
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 31 January 2017, 02:52:59 PM
Hope it goes well, hugs
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Post by: Ithoriel on 31 January 2017, 03:07:59 PM
All the best Phil, always better to get things sorted as soon as possible but rarely fun.
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Post by: d_Guy on 31 January 2017, 03:57:50 PM
Yup, CT scans - the gift that keeps on giving. If they were mandatory we would all be in hospital.
Good luck, Phil - stiff upper lip and all that!
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Post by: Nosher on 31 January 2017, 04:23:32 PM
Good luck fella
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Post by: fsn on 31 January 2017, 05:14:54 PM
So will this delay the Koreans then?




Good luck, Sir.
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Post by: mollinary on 31 January 2017, 05:21:06 PM
Best of luck!
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Post by: paulr on 31 January 2017, 07:03:45 PM
Hope all goes well and we hear from you soon

And in Phil's absence - Nobby, you OIK
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Post by: Westmarcher on 01 February 2017, 09:28:45 AM
Come back soon, fit and well.
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Post by: skywalker on 01 February 2017, 12:33:17 PM
Best of luck and a speedy recovery
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Post by: toxicpixie on 01 February 2017, 02:03:14 PM
Remember not to take any sculpting tools and armatures into the CT scan ;)

Also, depending on how much broken tool and knife tips and dremel wheels you've currently got embedded, you may want warn them about anomolous results on the images  :o

More seriously, good luck, hope it turns up quickly sortable issues and you're better soon as!
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Post by: fsn on 02 February 2017, 08:10:55 AM
Um... chaps? Not that I'm worried or anything, but how long is "overnight" in Wales at this time of year?

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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 02 February 2017, 09:20:33 AM
Quote from: fsn on 02 February 2017, 08:10:55 AM
Um... chaps? Not that I'm worried or anything, but how long is "overnight" in Wales at this time of year?

Yeah, I know, I was thinking the same.

I was going to wait until 'lunchtime' then give a call!

I know that waiting for the ward rounds for the all-clear then getting the discharge processed can take a frustrating amount of time. Anyone with recent hospital experience know what time he's likely to get out?

Cheers!

Meirion

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Post by: toxicpixie on 02 February 2017, 09:26:10 AM
Depends on both Phil and the ward, I was in for a v. quick day surgery recently-ish, but had a bad reaction to the aneasthetic and didn't leave till 7pm - despite being out of surgery by about quarter to ten in the morning! Other times they're so busy that finding the appropriate someones to sign someone out takes bloody hours. Makes them annoyed (they need the bed), makes the patient annoyed, but as the alternative is just bunging people out the door without  checking they're actually ok I think I'll take it...
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Post by: Subedai on 02 February 2017, 10:37:34 AM
Belated best wishes.

MickS
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Post by: Orcs on 02 February 2017, 10:46:32 AM
Best wishes Phil, I hope all goes Ok

Mark
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 02 February 2017, 10:53:50 AM
Hope all is okay!
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Post by: jimduncanuk on 02 February 2017, 11:23:14 AM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 02 February 2017, 09:20:33 AM

I know that waiting for the ward rounds for the all-clear then getting the discharge processed can take a frustrating amount of time. Anyone with recent hospital experience know what time he's likely to get out?


Been in and out at least three times in the last couple of years.

Was released once on schedule, was kept once overnight as surgery took longer than planned and a third time waited 8 hours for a discharge paper.
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Post by: fsn on 02 February 2017, 12:54:35 PM
Hope everything is OK


... or at least that Mrs T knows where the Koreans are.


Would be grateful if anyone does hear anything. I miss his skeletal presence.
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Post by: Westmarcher on 02 February 2017, 01:00:48 PM
It's only 1.00 pm here in the UK so perhaps early yet considering you have to wait for the consultant to do his rounds, give the go ahead for discharge plus having to wait in the ward for your medication from the hospital pharmacy.

Having said that I think Von will have to take him a few books - I hope I am wrong but, in my experience of the NHS, "for investigation" means don't be surprised if it takes a few more days before they complete their investigations and Phil gets back home again. Good luck, Phil.

... so, what mischief can we get up to in the meantime.  :)
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 02 February 2017, 01:12:23 PM
Just left a message of goodwill on his answerphone, so no news yet.

I'll try again this evening if he doesn't show up in the meantime!

Cheers!

Meirion
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Post by: d_Guy on 02 February 2017, 02:26:27 PM

Meirion, thanks for your update. Hopefully things are going well.


Quote from: Westmarcher on 02 February 2017, 01:00:48 PM
... so, what mischief can we get up to in the meantime.  :)

:D
Never fully appreciated Techno's steadying influence!  :)
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Post by: Orcs on 02 February 2017, 02:32:08 PM
Quote from: fsn on 31 January 2017, 05:14:54 PM
So will this delay the Koreans then?




Good luck, Sir.


Quote from: fsn on 02 February 2017, 12:54:35 PM
Hope everything is OK


... or at least that Mrs T knows where the Koreans are.


Would be grateful if anyone does hear anything. I miss his skeletal presence.


After these two comments I would not be surprised if Nobby gets an invite to  Pendraken, once there  the casting dwarves will pin him down and insert the entire Korean Range including his bloody Centurion, hot from the casting machine -  right where the sun don't shine.   :d

They will of course ask for "danger money" for going anywhere near Nobbys rear end.   :-&
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Post by: Westmarcher on 02 February 2017, 04:35:08 PM
Phil, if you are reading this, things could be worse ....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-38838653 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-38838653)

[Cumbria Police help car owner, who had taken ill, by parking his car outside the police station]

;D
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Post by: d_Guy on 02 February 2017, 04:45:21 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 02 February 2017, 02:32:08 PM

They will of course ask for "danger money" for going anywhere near Nobbys rear end.   :-&

The money would have to be substantial. Prehapes a group of Beserkers hoping to enter Valhalla (so to speak)?
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 02 February 2017, 05:36:02 PM
Flying update: the leeches have been attached and the swelling's going down!  :o

Phil's suffering from green-stuff withdrawal symptoms and is possibly forming rudimentary armatures from medical staples whilst using NHS grade mashed potato for putty  ;)

Must dash - sproggs to wrangle!!

Meirion
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Post by: fsn on 02 February 2017, 06:03:28 PM
Well that's good news - I think.

I look forward to the new Warband range of potato people.
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Post by: Fenton on 02 February 2017, 08:47:15 PM
Good luck Phil
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Post by: Shedman on 02 February 2017, 09:43:01 PM
Best wishes
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 02 February 2017, 10:59:29 PM
Okay, serious post time!

Spoke to Von – Mrs Techno – earlier: Phil's fine and fairly happy, just "extremely fed up" -  ~X( :'(  :Ph - with being stuck in hospital.

It's not my place to go into too many details, so I'll just say they're managing to alleviate his condition, but are still investigating the root cause so he's going to have another scan tomorrow morning.

More info if I hear anything.

Cheers!

Meirion
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Post by: Leon on 02 February 2017, 11:08:05 PM
Thanks for the update, hope he's feeling better soon.
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Post by: d_Guy on 03 February 2017, 12:33:22 AM
Sounds fairly positive, hope things get sorted out soon.
Meirion, thanks again for updating us.
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 03 February 2017, 12:45:10 AM
Cheers for the update, hope the next scan gives some answers and a way forward.
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Post by: paulr on 03 February 2017, 03:17:24 AM
Thanks for the fairly positive update
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Post by: Orcs on 03 February 2017, 07:20:29 AM
Thanks for the update.  Hope they can sort Methuselah out
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 12:18:18 PM
Just wanted to post again just in case I sounded a bit too negative in my previous message!

Mrs T said Phil was fine in himself, just not at all happy about being stuck in hospital. 

I think I'm not divulging too much to say that Phil's got a gammy leg.  Whilst they're managing to alleviate his symptoms, they've not managed to ascertain what's causing the issue - hence all the tests and re-tests.

Whilst I know Phil has my number, I'm not sure Mrs T has access to it, so if Phil doesn't return to our warm and loving embrace by tomorrow evening I'll give them another bell.

I passed on all our best wishes and they were gratefully received.

Cheers,

Meirion

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Post by: DFlynSqrl on 03 February 2017, 02:09:08 PM
That's good to hear.  Hopefully the scan will give them some answers and they can turn him loose.
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 03 February 2017, 02:37:04 PM
I read that as "jammy leg" and wondered whether it was his eyesight or his unsteady hands that was leading him to miss the toast.
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Post by: Ithoriel on 03 February 2017, 04:10:20 PM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 12:18:18 PM
I passed on all our best wishes and they were gratefully received.

Firstly, thanks for keeping us updated.

Secondly, tell Phil to get on and get better, lest the forum members turn up at his bedside en masse. A cruel and unusual punishment if ever there was! :D
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Post by: d_Guy on 03 February 2017, 04:29:36 PM
Completely agree with your sentiments, Ithriol. Given the distance, I would be en passant for the mass visit but certainly there in spirit.
I would trust fsn to speak for me.  :)
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Post by: Techno on 03 February 2017, 04:45:13 PM
Thank for all the thoughts, chaps.

For the squeamish ........I'd stop reading here.

Some of you will laugh your socks off !.

You have been warned......
You have been warned......
You have been warned......
You have been warned......
You have been warned......



OK....This will be fairly brief.....Though I'm back home, I feel absolutely knackered now.

The original CT scan showed that my bladder was massively distended.......I'd put it down to being old age spread around the tum.
First night I was in, I was catheterised and they emptied my bladder of something around 3 litres of wee.

I was kept in for more tests....Another doppler scan...which again showed that there was no sign of any clots......and was kept on a catheter......I don't know how much they ended up draining in total....But my tum has gone back to being flat.
The drawback is that because my bladder is now capable (having been gradually stretched) of holding so much wee, I now have to keep peeing, even if I don't feel the need.
As I can't actually force the wee out, as the bladder is so large, I had two options.

1) A catheter, and a bag, strapped to the leg....which would need emptying when full......and this to be completely 'redone' every three months. This option is apparently the less favoured as it makes 'one' more liable to bladder infections.

So I've gone for option.....

2) Self catheterisation every 3 hours or more (but hopefully not through the night).........So.......Every 3 hours or so I have to slide a single use tube up 'you know where', and into the bladder. drain it into a measure, and make a note of how much wee has come out, so I can report back to the specialist nurse in a couple of weeks. (This is even if I feel I DON'T need a wee at the time.)
Nothing like as bad as you might imagine......You just have to be very careful NOT to let the sterile tube get any dirt on it, so you don't inadvertently introduce infection into the bladder itself.

Apparently I'm gong to be getting boxes full of these tubes delivered each time I start getting low on supplies.

If this works, as intended, my bladder will gradually reduce from its overstretched size and act more normally.
I've got to have an MRI scan , as an outpatient, to check there isn't anything nastily suspicious on the prostate.....Which I'll never be surprised I'll be told would be better to be removed, whatever the outcome....We'll see.

There are a couple of tiny 'ground glass') marks on my lungs which also have to be investigated, to check that they're not pre-cancerous. (Doc didn't sound very worried about though.)
And there are a couple of tiny marks on my liver.....But there was no mention of checking those at the moment.

I've written far more than I intended, for the mo', as I feel so, SO knackered......(two of the nights, I barely got any sleep, because of a couple of other patients were very 'disturbed' (suffering from dementia ?), and were making an awful lot of noise throughout the night.......and I found the hospital bed unbelievably uncomfortable for my back, anyway.

I can't wait to sleep in my own bed tonight.

Again.......Thanks to all for the kind wishes.

Nobby....Don't worry....As far as Leon is concerned, I'm about two months ahead of schedule.
Meirion...Thanks for checking in with Von, and your post updating the gang.

More soon....But almost certainly not tonight.

Best wishes - Phil








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Post by: jimduncanuk on 03 February 2017, 04:55:43 PM
Best wishes Phil.

I wouldn't worry to much about little marks on your lungs. I had 'shadows' on my lungs 40 years ago but I still managed to run marathons and I'm still here today. Do get them checked though.

I've also got 'marks' on my liver (I used to drink like a fish) which got a close inspection while I was opened up for something else. Just a birth mark apparently. Still best to check.

On the plus side all the checks and tests and investigations that I've had over the years have told me that I haven't got lots of other things wrong with me.

Keep on truckin'.

Jim
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 03 February 2017, 05:15:12 PM
Phew! Glad all is non too serious.  #:-S
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 03 February 2017, 05:21:16 PM
Rather you than me mate, but it sounds like it's all in hand, so to speak.
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Post by: d_Guy on 03 February 2017, 05:22:12 PM
Good to hear from you, Phil! Rest and get well.
Having been catherized, all I can say is "yup"!
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Post by: fsn on 03 February 2017, 05:44:38 PM
Catheterised! Been there, done that, still squirming a little bit.

So, what about the overlarge leg?

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Post by: Westmarcher on 03 February 2017, 06:08:43 PM
Good to see you back, Phil.  :-bd

Fingers crossed!

...... er .... but not the legs ....  X_X
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Post by: DFlynSqrl on 03 February 2017, 06:09:41 PM
I guess visitors will need to be careful about asking "what's on tap?" when they come to visit.

Seriously though, glad it's something that can heal over time.
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 03 February 2017, 06:10:07 PM
Quote from: fsn on 03 February 2017, 05:44:38 PM


So, what about the overlarge leg?



That's not a leg, but I'm sure Phil is happy you're calling it oversized.
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Post by: fred. on 03 February 2017, 07:19:01 PM
Blimey Phil. Glad that the overwhelming prognosis is good, even if in the  short term it sounds bloody uncomfortable.

I think CT scans often pick up a couple of 'possibles' that require further tests to confirm that everything is normal.

At least you can now reply to anyone who calls you fat, by saying it's not fat it's just wee. Perhaps that doesn't help  ;)
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:25:53 PM
Quote from: Techno on 03 February 2017, 04:45:13 PM
Meirion...Thanks for checking in with Von, and your post updating the gang.

No problem Phil, my pleasure  :-bd

Fair to say that after the 'overnight' stretched to two I think we all started getting a teensy bit worried  :-SS

Glad to hear that the pregnancy scare is over and you've been thoroughly de-juiced!  :o ;)


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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:26:44 PM
Quote from: Techno on 03 February 2017, 04:45:13 PM
I've got to have an MRI scan

You'd better let them know about all the scalpel blades, chunks of dremmel burr and other assorted metalic detritus you've managed to introduce into your body over the years - the magnets in those things are 'fairly' powerfull  :o  X_X ;)

The one I saw on my M.Res (Advanced Instrumentation Systems) had a *very* large bunch of keys attached to a leash as a visual aid: if it was defying gravity, the machine was on!  :-B
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Post by: paulr on 03 February 2017, 11:27:54 PM
Good to hear you are back home Phil & the prognosis is good even if a bit of a prick in the short term :)

Rest up and get well, I'm sure Nobby can wait for his Koreans ;)
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:28:30 PM
Quote from: fsn on 03 February 2017, 05:44:38 PM
Catheterised! Been there, done that, still squirming a little bit.

So, what about the overlarge leg?

Reminds me of my wife after she gave birth to the twins: her poor legs looked like donner kebabs and her feet like inflated rubber gloves  X_X

As soon as the twins popped out, whoosh..............................  :o
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Post by: paulr on 03 February 2017, 11:29:44 PM
I hope your wife doesn't read the forum  X_X
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:32:17 PM
Quote from: paulr on 03 February 2017, 11:29:44 PM
I hope your wife doesn't read the forum  X_X

Lol! She's cool about it  8)  ;)
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 04 February 2017, 12:02:37 AM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:26:44 PM
You'd better let them know about all the scalpel blades, chunks of dremmel burr and other assorted metalic detritus you've managed to introduce into your body over the years - the magnets in those things are 'fairly' powerfull  :o  X_X ;)

The one I saw on my M.Res (Advanced Instrumentation Systems) had a *very* large bunch of keys attached to a leash as a visual aid: if it was defying gravity, the machine was on!  :-B
Let's put it like this, I just stole this from my brothers faceache feed (astrophysicist doctor at Warwick)
"So you know how in cartoons, when they have giant magnets that suck in large objects and it all seems a bit silly? Turns out 14 Tesla is easily enough to pilfer a chair from 2 metres away. Whoops."
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc94/madlemmey/IMG_1335_zpsi7mvaifm.jpg) (http://s214.photobucket.com/user/madlemmey/media/IMG_1335_zpsi7mvaifm.jpg.html)

He also said there was no way of recovering that chair without losing several thousand pounds worth of helium!

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Post by: jimduncanuk on 04 February 2017, 12:14:05 AM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 03 February 2017, 11:26:44 PM

The one I saw on my M.Res (Advanced Instrumentation Systems) had a *very* large bunch of keys attached to a leash as a visual aid: if it was defying gravity, the machine was on!  :-B


I installed the IT systems on an MRI scanner in the Vet School.

Before entering the room we had to leave behind all metallic objects, keys, belt buckles, coins, all magnetic media, phones, credit cards as these would distort the magnetic field or be changed by it. Was never allowed entrance during sessions when the magnet was 'on', only a vet and an animal handler and a horse.

Never understood how the MRI engineer didn't bother.

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Post by: FierceKitty on 04 February 2017, 01:24:04 AM
John Cleese goes to the vet and asks for a confirmation that his parrot is in fact dead. Vet warns him it won't be cheap. Parrot is laid out on the steel table.

Enter a Labrador dog; sniffs at bird, looks at Cleese, shakes a sad head, exits. Enter a Siamese cat, who leaps onto the table, inspects the bird, looks at Cleese, shakes a sad head, exits.

"Sorry, this parrot really is no more. That'll be five hundred pounds, please."

"FIVE HUNDRED?!"

"Two hundred for the lab report, three hundred for the cat scan."
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Post by: d_Guy on 04 February 2017, 02:15:15 AM
 ;D
I'm guessing the cat was more expensive because it only came in when it felt like it.
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Post by: Steve J on 04 February 2017, 09:01:21 AM
Nice to hear that you are back home Phil and that all looks to be well.
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Post by: Westmarcher on 04 February 2017, 09:30:34 AM
@ FK

X_X

(not bad)  :)
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Post by: OldenBUA on 04 February 2017, 12:38:38 PM
Good to hear that things look better Phil.

But I think you've let the cat out of the bag now! Because I remember you always talk about the little wee men! I think now we know what you mean by that! Although it remains a mystery what you are using for the blue component. Still too much information, I think!  :-&
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Post by: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:02:12 PM
I'm just so surprised that everyone has been able to hold back in taking the p*ss out of me.

I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself......Thank you so very much.  ;)

This was going to end up having a load of awful puns.....So I thought I'd start it myself.....But I was just a fraction too late.  :P

Cheers - Phil.



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Post by: Orcs on 04 February 2017, 02:05:06 PM
Quote from: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:02:12 PM
I'm just so surprised that everyone has been able to hold back in taking the p*ss out of me.

I'm perfectly capable of doing that myself......Thank you so very much.  ;)

This was going to end up having a load of awful puns.....So I thought I'd start it myself.....But I was just a fraction too late.  :P

Cheers - Phil.



Plenty of time yet Phil.  :) :) :)



Good to hear your back and that they have actually found stuff to sort out that was not too serious.


Mark
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Post by: FierceKitty on 04 February 2017, 02:12:09 PM
Quote from: Orcs on 04 February 2017, 02:05:06 PM


Good to hear your back ...



Interesting. What sound does it make?
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Post by: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:29:22 PM
A sort of cracking noise on rare occasions.

Cheers - Phil
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 04 February 2017, 02:33:07 PM
Not extracting the urine? Urine luck...
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Post by: Techno on 04 February 2017, 02:35:47 PM
That's more like what I was expecting.  ;)

Cheers - Phil.
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Post by: fsn on 04 February 2017, 03:27:16 PM
Make sure you ask for "extra long" tubes.
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 04 February 2017, 04:32:20 PM
Quote from: fsn on 04 February 2017, 03:27:16 PM
Make sure you ask for "extra long" tubes.

Jealous are we ?
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Post by: Womble67 on 04 February 2017, 05:29:18 PM
The main thing is your back home, it's surprising how much better we feel when at home.

Hope you start feeling better soon

Take care

Andy
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Post by: Orcs on 06 February 2017, 09:45:28 PM
I'm glad I don't have to do this!  Must be quite awkward, and probably very uncomfortable if not painful.


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Post by: Techno on 07 February 2017, 08:57:44 AM
If you're talking about the self catheterisation, Mark.......

Nah.......Would barely even describe it as uncomfortable......strange, maybe....but not uncomfortable or painful in the slightest.

Cheers - Phil.
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Post by: Wulf on 07 February 2017, 09:56:19 AM
I found it a bit like contact lenses - far less scary when you DIY...

On the other hand, don't start enjoying it...   ???
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Post by: Techno on 07 February 2017, 10:15:05 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I don't think there's any danger of that, Wulf !

The only thing I find 'inconvenient' is "having" to go and have a wee five or six times a day.....whether I feel I need one at the time, or not. (This is what 'nursie' wants me to do, to keep Mr Bladder as empty as possible all the time.)

That, to me, is the only 'pain'.

Cheers - Phil

Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 07 February 2017, 11:52:52 AM
Quote from: Techno on 07 February 2017, 10:15:05 AM
This is what 'nursie' wants me to do, to keep Mr Bladder as empty as possible all the time.

Isn't that line from Blackadder II  :-\
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 07 February 2017, 02:41:18 PM
 :-\

Could be, Meirion......Didn't even think of that.

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 07 February 2017, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: Techno on 07 February 2017, 02:41:18 PM
:-

Didn't even think of that.


Think - dat would be a first......
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 07 February 2017, 07:32:48 PM
 X_X X_X X_X X_X

Give me frigging strength !

Might be over to the hospital again this evening, for more fun and games.

Went to use one of the catheters this afto'.......Wouldn't go in to the bladder.....Lots of thick blood came out instead.
Been down to the local surgery.....Just caught them before they went home.

One of the Doc's has put a 'permanent' catheter in........ attached to a bag.......But if I don't produce any wee into the bag by 9 o'clock, it's back over to the hospital again.
I'm SO happy.

May see you later.....Maybe awol for a few days again.

Cheers - Mr Peed Off. (Pun intended)  :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 07 February 2017, 07:34:12 PM
Hope all is okay fella.  :'(
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Post by: Orcs on 07 February 2017, 07:50:35 PM
YUK!!!!  Hope you things sorted

I am sure urine good hands



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Post by: Norm on 07 February 2017, 08:00:36 PM
Just watch out for early signs of water infections. I believe drinking Cranberry juice helps flush things - though it is not recommended for Warfarin users.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 07 February 2017, 08:10:12 PM
We're off to the hospital in the next few minutes.

I am passing some urine.........(I think)....But it's masked by all the blood that's in the bag......

Cheers - Phil.
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Post by: fsn on 07 February 2017, 10:07:50 PM
Don't know where you are at the moment, but wishing you all the best.

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Post by: Womble67 on 07 February 2017, 10:29:53 PM
Hope all goes well mate

Take care

Andy
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Post by: paulr on 07 February 2017, 11:30:15 PM
Best wishes Phil
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Post by: Nick the Lemming on 08 February 2017, 12:56:04 AM
Good luck (again) Phil.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: FierceKitty on 08 February 2017, 02:07:03 AM
Sacrificing a ram to Apollo for you....
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 08 February 2017, 08:32:36 AM
Hang in there
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 08 February 2017, 09:28:51 AM
Well, with your propensity for accidental self-mutilation, here's hoping it's just a little prick...
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 08 February 2017, 09:30:23 AM
Meanwhile, to lighten the mood: many years ago when my dodgy kidney was being sorted out, in a truly marvellous case of nominative determinism my urologist was called Mr Dick!  :o :D
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Post by: O Dinas Powys on 08 February 2017, 12:13:08 PM
Just spoken to Von - she's off to get Phil from the hospital.

I'm sure he'll regail us with all the gory details later - they've probably fitted him with a tap!  X_X  ;)
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Post by: skywalker on 08 February 2017, 12:24:28 PM
Techno you are not having a good start to 2017. I hope you make a speedy recovery  :) :)
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Post by: DFlynSqrl on 08 February 2017, 02:39:14 PM
Sorry to hear you're still have troubles.  Hope all is well.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 08 February 2017, 05:42:35 PM
Home.

Had a minor 'op'/procedure that went on until about three in the morning (local anaesthetic)....Asleep about half three.....Woken at five thirty for "Can we take your blood pressure Phil ?"

Back to Techno Towers........Down to the Doc's an hour ago to ask the district nurse some questions, and order more 'prescription' stuff.

Sore and battered......Almost asleep on my feet, now.

I don't think you'd really want to know.

Cheers - Knackered of Wales.

Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: fsn on 08 February 2017, 06:22:36 PM
Bloody but unbowed!

Welcome back.

Now, could you please stop having these little emergencies?
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 08 February 2017, 06:33:09 PM
Glad it was okay-ish
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: paulr on 08 February 2017, 06:57:17 PM
Good to hear you are home Phil, get some rest
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Orcs on 08 February 2017, 08:03:36 PM
Quote from: O Dinas Powys on 08 February 2017, 09:30:23 AM
Meanwhile, to lighten the mood: many years ago when my dodgy kidney was being sorted out, in a truly marvellous case of nominative determinism my urologist was called Mr Dick!  :o :D

My hygienist at the Dentist is a Mrs Mc Clean.  She is an attractive redhead, so something to look at to take your mind off the drill. 
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Post by: Orcs on 08 February 2017, 08:06:45 PM
Glad you got it sorted, hope you have a peaceful nights sleep.

Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Womble67 on 08 February 2017, 10:31:57 PM
Glad your back

Take care

Andy
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Post by: Matt J on 08 February 2017, 11:25:28 PM
Take care of yourself matey
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 09 February 2017, 08:32:17 AM
I think it's just that they cant believe someone as old as Phil is still alive  ;) Don't worry, it will get better.

IanS
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 09 February 2017, 11:40:30 AM
I'm sure it will, Ian.

But I still feel rather battered just at the mo'.......Not TOO bad though. (It's not going to stop me pushing putty around today......I just won't be going anything like as fast as per usual.)
Have to say, that I did get a whole 9 hours uninterrupted sleep, last night........Which, for me, is just about unheard of.

Probably try and have another really early night, tonight.

Cheers - Not quite so knackered of Wales.
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Post by: Westmarcher on 09 February 2017, 11:51:34 AM
Jeez! Turn my back for a few days and you get up to all sorts of shenanigans.  :o

All the best, mate.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Steve J on 09 February 2017, 12:59:38 PM
Blimey Phil, you are having an eventful time. Fingers crossed all goes well.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 09 February 2017, 05:49:16 PM
Thanks chaps !

Had a couple of 'strange' calls from one of the hospitals I always seem to be frequenting these days, this morning.

Call 1 )...Head Nurse (Of some department) phoned up to see if I could go in for a chat about something relatively trivial, tomorrow.......

"I'm really sorry, (Her name).....But I've got to go down to the local surgery tomorrow morning, already.......I'm really not going to have time to drive all the way to the hospital, and back, after that." (I've got to get SOME bloody work done !.....Though I didn't say that).

Call 2).....Hello, Mr Lewis....(Same nurse)....If you're in after you've been to see the Doctor in the morning.....Can one of my colleagues pop round and visit you at home, early afternoon, for the chat.

"Yeah, fine."

Well, I certainly can't complain about all the care and attention they're giving me, at the mo'.

Cheers - Phil.

Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: fred. on 09 February 2017, 06:44:57 PM
They want to come round for 'a chat'!! What have you been up to?

;)

Hope it all is sorted out soon, hopefully without more trips to surgery.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Orcs on 09 February 2017, 08:47:43 PM
Quote from: Techno on 09 February 2017, 05:49:16 PM
Call 2).....Hello, Mr Lewis....(Same nurse)....If you're in after you've been to see the Doctor in the morning.....Can one of my colleagues pop round and visit you at home, early afternoon, for the chat.


I suspect this has been arranged by Nobby to cheer you up!.  This "Nurse" is probably one of Miss Whiplash's " Friends". Who will turn up at your door in a long coat which when removed will show a very short low cut "uniform" that shows off her suspenders and stockings nicely. She will then give you some non NHS  "treatment".   :d :d



Actually its probably not, but I challenge you to not think of this when she turns up !!   ;D

Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 10 February 2017, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: Orcs on 09 February 2017, 08:47:43 PM
Actually its probably not, but I challenge you to not think of this when she turns up !!   ;D

With what I'm going through at the moment, Mark....There isn't the remotest chance of me thinking along those lines.  ;D ;D

Quote from: fred. on 09 February 2017, 06:44:57 PM
Hope it all is sorted out soon, hopefully without more trips to surgery.

After today's trip to the surgery.....I've got one more trip down there next Tuesday, for the final B12 jab in this 'session'.......Then theoretically I won't have to see them for three months....Then we start on the jabs, again. (Apparently !)

What with the two trips to different hospitals over the next few weeks, for "chats", so they tell me.....and then another CT scan and an MRI to come after those (probably)......I don't think I'll be staying away from the surgery for a whole three months.  =)

It'll be SO nice to get back to some semblance of normality !....But when that's going to be.......... X_X

Cheers - Phil
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Post by: Westmarcher on 10 February 2017, 12:45:32 PM
Chin up, Phil. You'll get through this.   m/

p.s. Remember to tell them that the scars on your arms are scalpel, dremel wounds etc. .........
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 10 February 2017, 01:34:13 PM
Hugs bud
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Ithoriel on 10 February 2017, 02:38:42 PM
Wrote a long and rather waffly post on this, graphics card went bang just as I was about to post.

Card removed, old one reinstalled, can't be a**ed retyping everything.

Short version.

- Hope you get better as quickly as possible.

- Given the age and demographic here, the Pendraken Hive Mind probably knows more about things medical than things military. And it knows lots about the latter!

- It can offer empathy, sympathy, support and advice, as required.

- Call on it if you need to!
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Techno on 10 February 2017, 04:10:25 PM
Thanks all.

For the first time, from when this all 'started'.......I felt really quite down today.......(A "When IS this going to sort itself out ?", moment).........Nurse has been 'round, and made a few things clearer....and more comfortable.....So I'm feeling more upbeat now.

Most of that 'down' was probably caused by the almost total lack of sleep on Tuesday....Which has really finally caught up with me.

Cheers - Phil

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Post by: jimduncanuk on 10 February 2017, 04:57:12 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 10 February 2017, 02:38:42 PM

Wrote a long and rather waffly post on this, graphics card went bang just as I was about to post.


Been souping up your PC again Mike?
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Post by: toxicpixie on 10 February 2017, 05:00:40 PM
Bloody hell Phil, just flicked thru the thread and it's got a bit saga-esq there! Good luck for some sleep and some getting things sorted on an even keel etc etc!
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Post by: Ithoriel on 10 February 2017, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: jimduncanuk on 10 February 2017, 04:57:12 PM
Been souping up your PC again Mike?

If only, Jim. Nursing an increasingly ailing machine along for as long as I can.
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Post by: paulr on 10 February 2017, 08:02:23 PM
 >:<

Good news is they have a pretty good idea what to do to sort it :)
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Orcs on 10 February 2017, 08:55:40 PM
Hi Phil,

I am glad nursie made you comfortable.  I am sure some rest and a good nights sleep if you can will help you feel better.

The local anaesthetic might also be responsible in some way for your feeling low.


Remember things could  be a lot worse:-

All of us could turn up on your doorstep to wish you well personally.  This would probably qualify for the Guinness Book of Records world record as " The biggest collection of slightly insane weirdos"

FSN could  come down and look after you.

You could live in Wales!

So Go and watch "Life of Brian"  as you should "always look on the bright side of life "  :)




Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: toxicpixie on 11 February 2017, 01:05:59 AM
We're holidaying round your way come July, so if you're not better I'll bring the over excited toddler and grumpy missus round to cheer you up :D

Now there's an incentive to be well ;)
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Post by: FierceKitty on 11 February 2017, 02:21:09 AM
Hang in there.
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Post by: petercooman on 11 February 2017, 08:35:03 AM
Get well soon Phil!!
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Post by: Techno on 11 February 2017, 10:12:36 AM
Thanks, Guys  :)

Cheers - Phil
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Post by: Bodvoc on 11 February 2017, 10:35:11 AM
I hope you are on the mend soon Phil.
My eldest daughter was recently rushed into hospital by ambulance and received excellent care, even 'jumping' the queue of trolley/bed bound patients in the corridor. The NHS work wonders even though they are short staffed and under-funded.
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Post by: paulr on 11 February 2017, 09:35:12 PM
I hope your daughter is recovering Bodvoc
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Post by: Techno on 11 February 2017, 09:39:22 PM
Same here ! 

Quote from: Bodvoc on 11 February 2017, 10:35:11 AM
The NHS work wonders even though they are short staffed and under-funded.

Totally agree !

Cheers - Phil
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Post by: FierceKitty on 12 February 2017, 12:58:48 AM
I was very favourably impressed by them while living in the UK.
Title: Re: See you a bit later.
Post by: Bodvoc on 12 February 2017, 07:57:01 AM
QuoteI hope your daughter is recovering Bodvoc

Happily she is now fully recovered and back at school.
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Post by: paulr on 12 February 2017, 06:22:46 PM
 :) :) :)
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Post by: toxicpixie on 13 February 2017, 09:01:55 AM
Splendid stuff, Bodvoc!