An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed, to look after and house her neighbours' dog, while they went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinste'rs own dog, was a bitch that was 'in heat' and the neighbours' dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep, the spinster was suddenly awakened by an awful howling and moaning sound from downstairs. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together - mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next.
Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the Vet, and after a few rings a rather grumpy voice of the Vet answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem.
The Vet said. "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch."
"Oh," said the spinster ... "Do you think that will work?"
"Well," the Vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!!!"
It just gets worse and worse. ;D ;D
(I dread to think what the last one's going to be like.) ;)
Cheers - Phil
A great way to brighten up a dull lunchtime :-bd :-bd :-bd m/ m/
Superb ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
A quiet day at work is it? ;)
Quote from: Orcs on 16 November 2016, 10:59:43 AM
An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed, to look after and house her neighbours' dog, while they went on their holidays. The only problem was that the spinste'rs own dog, was a bitch that was 'in heat' and the neighbours' dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.
As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep, the spinster was suddenly awakened by an awful howling and moaning sound from downstairs. She rushed downstairs to find the dogs locked together - mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage. Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what to do next.
Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the Vet, and after a few rings a rather grumpy voice of the Vet answered the phone.
The spinster explained the problem.
The Vet said. "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be able to withdraw from the bitch."
"Oh," said the spinster ... "Do you think that will work?"
"Well," the Vet replied, "IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!!!"
Mornington Crescent!!!You are Barry Cryer, I claim my £200...