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Title: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Dave Fielder on 03 September 2016, 01:20:42 PM
... been a long time in coming ...
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: FierceKitty on 03 September 2016, 01:25:31 PM
Well, where's the champagne?
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Techno on 03 September 2016, 01:46:35 PM
Well done, Dave.

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Dave Fielder on 03 September 2016, 02:12:05 PM
Substantive since 10 April 1999 ....
http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pubs/people.cfm?authorID=825
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 03 September 2016, 02:23:35 PM
Well done Dave
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Steve J on 03 September 2016, 02:47:39 PM
A double Major eh ;) :D?
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Dave Fielder on 03 September 2016, 02:58:38 PM
Major Mistake
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: d_Guy on 03 September 2016, 03:19:41 PM
Congratulations Major. You accomplished this by the slow and stately progression of short, witty posts, rejecting the fast track (as I have chosen) of becoming a fountain of babble. Well done.
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Dave Fielder on 03 September 2016, 05:09:45 PM
Never said it was quality of speed that got me anywhere  ;)
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: fsn on 03 September 2016, 05:27:50 PM
Congratulations Major Fielder.

Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Nosher on 03 September 2016, 05:38:41 PM
You can officially stop working for a living now you're a Sir.....

Keep him away from maps ;D
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Westmarcher on 03 September 2016, 06:52:09 PM
Congratulations - a real major at last!  :D

Do you ever look back with nostalgia to your Corporal Punishment days?
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Ithoriel on 03 September 2016, 07:13:26 PM
Congratulations on this major achievement!
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: paulr on 04 September 2016, 02:48:53 AM
Congratulations Major =D> =D> =D>

Thanks you for your service

I have one question WTF does the second part of this mean "Major Fielder recently returned from Baghdad, Iraq, where he was the
LNO to a Maritime Component, representing a NAVCENT Bahrain based UK Naval One Star to the U.S. Forces-Iraq in the J3 lane of the Joint Operations Center. "

:-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Leman on 04 September 2016, 06:52:58 AM
Congratulations Dave. Have one on him.
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Ithoriel on 04 September 2016, 08:56:40 AM
Quote from: paulr on 04 September 2016, 02:48:53 AM
I have one question WTF does the second part of this mean "Major Fielder recently returned from Baghdad, Iraq, where he was the
LNO to a Maritime Component, representing a NAVCENT Bahrain based UK Naval One Star to the U.S. Forces-Iraq in the J3 lane of the Joint Operations Center. "

LNO - he was a Liaison Officer ... or he's the Latvian National Orchestra .... take your pick.

NAVCENT - United States Naval Forces Central Command

UK Naval One Star - A Royal Navy Commodore

J3 - Current Operations

Simples :)
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Leman on 04 September 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Because, of course, we are oh sooo familiar with those terms!! >:(
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Ithoriel on 04 September 2016, 09:22:40 AM
Quote from: Leman on 04 September 2016, 09:20:35 AM
Because, of course, we are oh sooo familiar with those terms!! >:(

Isn't everyone? ;)
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: fsn on 04 September 2016, 09:58:26 AM
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

LNO - Leicester Naturism Office
NAVCENT - Naturist and Vegan Centre
UK Naval One Star - Type of Belly Button
J3 Lane - a place where naturist vegans congregate for Joss, Jiggling and Juices
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Leman on 04 September 2016, 12:48:51 PM
I'm sure we've only just gone down this route - oh, hang on. That was anagrams.

LNO - London natives objectionable
NAVCENT - currency used by fleets in the Eurozone
UK Naval One Star - next to lowest rank in the galley
J3 Lane - Postal shorthand for Jasmine, Juniper and Jojoba Lanes in East Kilbride, which meet at a triple junction near the football ground.
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: paulr on 04 September 2016, 08:07:25 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 04 September 2016, 08:56:40 AM
LNO - he was a Liaison Officer ... or he's the Latvian National Orchestra .... take your pick.

NAVCENT - United States Naval Forces Central Command

UK Naval One Star - A Royal Navy Commodore

J3 - Current Operations

Simples :)

I had guessed most of that ;D

The bits that I found particularly confusing were the N in LNO and the lane  :-/

Interesting that the USN doesn't appear to have the rank of Commodore, instead splitting Read Admirals into two halves :-\
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: d_Guy on 04 September 2016, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: paulr on 04 September 2016, 08:07:25 PM

Interesting that the USN doesn't appear to have the rank of Commodore, instead splitting Read Admirals into two halves :-\

Splitting the rear into two halves was strangely evocative!  :D
Incidently I think we do still use Commodore as the curtesy title for the senior captain present, but could be wrong.
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: d_Guy on 04 September 2016, 08:22:31 PM
Quote from: Leman on 04 September 2016, 12:48:51 PM
UK Naval One Star - next to lowest rank in the galley
;D ;D good one Leman!
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Dave Fielder on 12 September 2016, 06:11:16 PM
LNO ... Last National Objector
One Star ... I didn't do very well in McDonalds customer service
J3 ... Just Jumped Jauntily
Title: Re: I'm finally a Major
Post by: Orcs on 13 September 2016, 06:23:40 AM
Congratulations Dave.