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Title: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Fenton on 16 July 2016, 10:26:40 AM
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Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Leman on 16 July 2016, 10:46:13 AM
I believe Runcorn and Widnes are similarly wonderful holiday destinations.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: fsn on 16 July 2016, 11:01:17 AM
It's true. A different chemical smell every day!
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 16 July 2016, 11:01:46 AM
Only with a HAZMAT suit and lots and lots of pink pills. FSN is a local supplier of those.

IanS
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Leman on 16 July 2016, 12:38:25 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: d_Guy on 16 July 2016, 02:01:02 PM
Quote from: fsn on 16 July 2016, 11:01:17 AM
It's true. A different chemical smell every day!
Mi'Lord,
I had understood that your title represented a factory town, but am I now to understand the adjective is actually olfactory?
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: fsn on 16 July 2016, 02:12:54 PM
Runcorn is, or was, a big town for chemical production. ICI mostly.

Nowadays, the smell comes from Widnes, and it's a bone factory.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Leman on 16 July 2016, 03:22:39 PM
Bone factory? Hard Luck!
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: d_Guy on 16 July 2016, 04:17:05 PM
Crimminy! I know the things to which we apply the term "bone factory" here but it may have different meaning there or maybe it is so idiomatic that I could never grasp it. I don't understand - is Widness itself, in its entirety, a "bone factory" or is there some industry in Widness, called a "bone factory", that produces some sort of chife? I apologize for my ignorance.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Leman on 16 July 2016, 07:17:51 PM
Widnes is a town directly across the Mersey bridge from Runcorn. It has a bone factory. Yes, I was being rude.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: d_Guy on 16 July 2016, 08:01:24 PM
Quote from: Leman on 16 July 2016, 07:17:51 PM
Widnes is a town directly across the Mersey bridge from Runcorn. It has a bone factory. Yes, I was being rude.
Well  - OK - you have brought to mind a THIRD meaning - nice pun btw -  ;D
I have seen the geographic relationship of Runcorn and Widnes on map BUT still confused by precise origin of the Widnes chife.
Inquiring minds and all that.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Leman on 16 July 2016, 09:05:24 PM
Not familiar with the term chife.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: d_Guy on 16 July 2016, 10:01:56 PM
A chife is a pervasive and overpowering smell usually of a noxious quality.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: FierceKitty on 17 July 2016, 01:10:25 AM
A girlfriend who grew up in Usti nad Labem, in northern then-Czechoslovakia, once told me that a childhood family contest when driving around a hill into view of the town had been betting on what colour the pall of smog hanging over the factory quarter (which was far more than 25%) would be this day. Ugh.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: d_Guy on 17 July 2016, 02:44:25 AM
You have had interesting girl friends. I mean this as a complement.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: FierceKitty on 17 July 2016, 03:01:36 AM
Quote from: d_Guy on 17 July 2016, 02:44:25 AM
You have had interesting girl friends. I mean this as a complement.

Well, I avoid the dull ones as topics of conversation. This one was the lass who presented me with the famous ultimatum "That cat goes, or I do!" (in German, our main language of communication). I missed her....
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Techno on 17 July 2016, 05:37:10 AM
What with ?

Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: FierceKitty on 17 July 2016, 05:48:34 AM
You're too young to know.
Title: Re: Holidaying in the North East
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 18 July 2016, 02:23:34 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 17 July 2016, 05:48:34 AM
You're too young to know.

Bet that's the only time you have been called that Phil.  :o
IanS