Poll
Question:
Dave has made it home to the Land of the Long White Cloud, should he change his name?
Option 1: Stay Kiwidave
votes: 8
Option 2: Usedtobekiwidave
votes: 9
Option 3: JustplainDave
votes: 1
Option 4: AreyouEnglishDave
votes: 4
Option 5: Dave McDaveface
votes: 6
Option 6: BiggerthanweeDavebutnoasbigasBigDaveDave
votes: 6
Option 7: The gamer formerly known as Kiwidave
votes: 1
;)
Wot? No option for "BiggerthanweeDavebutnoasbigasBigDaveDave? ;)
I hope the results of this pole are compulsory enforced.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 05 May 2016, 09:25:39 AM
I hope the results of this pole are compulsory enforced.
Speaking as one with friends in Krawow and in Warsaw, I'd prefer to see
Pole given a respectful capital letter.
Option added to the list Ithorial! ;D
Or, of course, Dave could just eat a lot of those Chinese Gooseberries, and so retain his name, and its relevance.
Or, he could farm flightless birds of the genus Apteryx.
Or, he could start a campaign to "Kindly Insult Westmarcher Immediately".
Quote from: FierceKitty on 05 May 2016, 09:29:32 AM
Speaking as one with friends in Krawow and in Warsaw, I'd prefer to see Pole given a respectful capital letter.
Why - he wuz referein to a bit o wood, or steel pipe ?
IanS
Some of my best friends have bits of wood on top of their necks! And several women have asked me "Is that a bit of steel pipe?" at one time or another.
I hope this isn't going to be another one of these polls where the people pick but the authorities decide! :)
Vox populi vox dei!
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 05 May 2016, 09:25:39 AM
I hope the results of this pole are compulsory enforced.
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Quote from: FierceKitty on 05 May 2016, 09:29:32 AM
Speaking as one with friends in Krawow and in Warsaw, I'd prefer to see Pole given a respectful capital letter.
Sorry I am on Nights I had been up for about 16 hours with only about 12 hours sleep since sunday
I went for Dave McDaveface, but I think it really should be Davey McDaveface :D
Quote from: FierceKitty on 05 May 2016, 10:37:11 AM
And several women have asked me "Is that a bit of steel pipe?" at one time or another.
That rusty eh....
What else?
The vote is getting close!
Dave needs to change the location on his profile, too. :D
Cheers - Phil
Well spotted Phil; change made. :)
;)
No probs, Matey. ;D
Hope things are going well !
Cheers - Phil
How about ExPomDave?
I read that as "Ex-porn Dave".
Thought there might have been a story there.
I'm sure you'll work it into the next panto, Nobby. ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: fsn on 10 May 2016, 07:07:04 PM
I read that as "Ex-porn Dave".
Thought there might have been a story there.
I should have guessed someone would read it like that.
As to the question:
No no
no-no no no
no-no no no
no-no no no no no; etc
No for me to
Take care
Andy
Dave McDaveface, seeing as they ignored my votes for the research ship. ;D
You got the torpedo, what more do you want? Personally I think The Fanny Craddock would have been mildly amusing; I'm sure she and Johnny must have made an Arctic Roll at some time.
Birdy McBirdface has been suggested as the name for a new Albatross at the colony near Dunedin, apparently the chick is too Royal for that name ;D
I thought the internet was meant to foster innovation :-\
Albert Ross seems more appropriate.
Big Sh*tehawk would be my suggestion.
Quick Edit...
Err, I mean for the bird. Not Dave!
Sorry, Dave :-[
;D ;D =O
Yes :-[
I will admit that was a genuine error, that thankfully I did spot (surprisingly, given my history of putting my foot in it!).
I hope they don't christen seabirds the same way that they do boats ... by walloping them with a bottle of champagne. I think the SPCA would have something to say about that.
I now pronounce you ... Er ... Dead. :-q
Whoops.
I do have a strange sense of humour ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
perhaps that's why you fit in!
Quote from: RoyWilliamson on 12 May 2016, 12:14:47 PM
Big Sh*tehawk would be my suggestion.
How rude! ;D =O
He's still Dave and Still a Kiwi.
I think we should change it to KiwiBetty
Hmmm.... :-\
Quote from: Last Hussar on 02 June 2016, 12:44:28 AM
I think we should change it to KiwiBetty
or perhaps KiwiBatty :)
Cheers
Ian