My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 20 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. And sausage and pepperoni.
OK, FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but...... I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented.... I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 65. I learn something new every day....... and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night...... He started searching for money so I woke up and helped him search.
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW! Right?
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
;D ;D ;D
I used to be worried about dementia .... I can't remember why.
I worried about going mad too ... lots of people do go mad you know ... but it's OK ... I'm not people, I'm a tractor!
;D ;D ;D
Non pc I know but I howled when I first heard it.
There is a dementia march in the middle of a city and you can clearly hear the marchers chanting...
'WHAT DO WE WANT?'
'WE DON'T KNOW'
'WHEN DO WE WANT IT?'
'WHAT!'