Currently listening to a Soulwax number called 'I Love Techno." Anyone know any other tunes that can relate to the Forum (Don't think Nobby 'Ole should be allowed)?
The Leon Sleeps Tonight.
We Can Work It Out
Leman Tree Very Pretty.
There's a whole musical d_Guys and Dolls
Tawa-ra boom-de-ay.
Then there's the nursery rhyme
"I love Fierce Kitty,
his coat is so warm,
and if I don't mangle the English language or appear to endorse the British Empire or be Eurocentric in any way,
he'll do me no harm".
"Westie's red, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbing along
and the policeman says
'I don't care what you call it, put it away' "
"Sun--a-ray, early in the morning,
Sun-a-ray, wake up in the morning,
Painting all the tanks all around."
Zipp-pee Doo-Dah
I was constantly accused in my adolescent years of being an imperialist/neo-colonialist/fascist because of my preference for so much that is European. A bit like the Byzantine situation - bet on the blue chariot and suddenly everyone is an expert on your preferred political candidate, your opinion of the relationship between the Father and the Son, your chosen tactics against the Bulgars, your favoured sexual position, and your level of devotion to the souvlaki joint at the corner of Theodora Square.
Sounds a bit like, "We were doing alright until we completely ignored what the Europeans were doing until it was too late, then we didn't have the technology to stop them exploiting us, so now we're jealous of their much better standard of living and pleasanter lifestyle, so it must be wrong, so let's destroy it."
[here's one from my yoof :-[ ]
Eminem - "Without Me"
from verse 3:
"You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody listens to techno"
;D ;D ;D
Once again.......I refer the honourable members of the forum, to the last line of my signature. =)
(I shall go and put my thinking cap on now......I'll be back !)
Cheers - Phil
Sorry Techno ^#(^ :)
Nearest I could find on a google search for my name was a film
ROY – Songs Lyrics & Videos | 2015 Hindi Film
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Roy (2015 Hindi Film) Songs Lyrics & Videos: Roy is a Hindi romantic thriller directed by Vikramjit Singh and produced by T-Series, Freeway Pictures and co-produced by Ajay Kapoor. The film has Ranbir Kapoor, Arjun Rampal and Jacqueline Fernandez in lead roles.
The soundtrack album has five main songs, three of them are composed by Ankit Tiwari and one song by Amaal Mallik and Meet Bros Anjjan each, the music album is released under T-Series music label.
Unlucky Mr Williamson. That's a steal. in fact, it was a Rob, Roy.
Anything by Lemmy please! 🤘
There's always Roy Williamson Wood and Wizard.
(I haven't had time to think of any properly.........Yet !)
Cheers - Phil
"Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me" - Guns n' Roses
:) :) :) :)
Quote from: fsn on 10 April 2016, 11:14:02 AM
"Westie's red, red robin
comes bob, bob, bobbing along
and the policeman says
'I don't care what you call it, put it away' "
;D ;D
... when singing this, should we have been following the bouncing ball(s)?
Quote from: Westmarcher on 10 April 2016, 10:05:33 PM
;D ;D
... when singing this, should we have been following the bouncing ball(s)?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!
IanS
The Clash did an entire triple album in honour of me 8) 8) :P
Cheers
Ian
Bat out of Hull ?
Hull's near Middlesborough isn't it (my east coast geography's a bit weak)?
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, tah-lented
He is E, endearing
He is C, ch-arming
He is N, ... er ... nicey
He is O, oh, oh ...
~
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, ... er ... toilet trained
He is E, eccentric
He is C, comical
He is N, nerdy
He is O, oh, oh ....
~
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, trip up-able
He is E, endangered
He is C, acCidental
He is N, ....er .. Naked!?
He is ... oh, oh ....
Vrrrrrrrrrppp! [sound of stylus skidding across vinyl]
:o :o :o :o
[Music stops. Disco crowd gasp]
X_X X_X X_X X_X
(Lemmey) What! >:( >:(
Right! Break it up. I'm pulling this thread. Move along, folks. Nothing to see.
[voice from background: Heh! What do you mean?]
[Disco crowd departs]
(Lemmey) Disgusting!
.. (Nobby) I thought he looked quite fit.
... (Lemmey) .... and he's a Moderator.
.... (Nobby) I saw his dremel.
...... (Lemmey) ... and what was that green stuff ...
....... [conversation recedes into the distance] ....[/size]
*Disclaimer: "The events depicted in this song are fictitious and any similarity to any forum members is merely coincidental. Probably." *
And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. ;)
Very good, Westie. ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 12 April 2016, 11:44:01 AM
And I've got an 'H' in my moniker. ;)
Does it hurt?
;D ;D ;D
Anyone know where we can get a new stylus?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
All the following are by Durutti Column:
For Belgian Friends
Destroy, She Said
The Fields of Athenry (for the Fantasy fans)
Overload Part One (Techno's average morning)
American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)
Rant
Painting
Loser (somone usually has to be)
The Secret Between the Blade and Me (a Techno favourite I believe)
Spasmic Fairy (choose your own interpretation of this one)
=D>
Top stuff Westmarcher
Quote from: Westmarcher on 12 April 2016, 10:22:15 AM
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, tah-lented
He is E, endearing
He is C, ch-arming
He is N, ... er ... nicey
He is O, oh, oh ...
~
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, ... er ... toilet trained
He is E, eccentric
He is C, comical
He is N, nerdy
He is O, oh, oh ....
~
T.E.C.N.O.
He is T.E.C.N.O.
He is T, trip up-able
He is E, endangered
He is C, acCidental
He is N, ....er .. Naked!?
He is ... oh, oh ....
Vrrrrrrrrrppp! [sound of stylus skidding across vinyl]
:o :o :o :o
[Music stops. Disco crowd gasp]
X_X X_X X_X X_X
(Lemmey) What! >:( >:(
Right! Break it up. I'm pulling this thread. Move along, folks. Nothing to see.
[voice from background: Heh! What do you mean?]
[Disco crowd departs]
(Lemmey) Disgusting!
.. (Nobby) I thought he looked quite fit.
... (Lemmey) .... and he's a Moderator.
.... (Nobby) I saw his dremel.
...... (Lemmey) ... and what was that green stuff ...
....... [conversation recedes into the distance] ....[/size]
*Disclaimer: "The events depicted in this song are fictitious and any similarity to any forum members is merely coincidental. Probably." *
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Leman on 12 April 2016, 03:49:21 PM
American View (what d_Guy thinks of us)
It's possible but I can't understand a dang word - which - as I think on it - often mirrors my view of the form. :D
I would have to add "Hotel California" to the list of forum tunes
And possibly R.E.M's "it's the end of the world"
Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.
T.E.C.N.O. !!! ;D :-bd
Westie - making a run for Nobby's appointment as forum poet laureate!
I'm sure the forum can cope with two wordsmiths.
>:(
Good one Westie. >:( >:(
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Video of the Legend in DJing action.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36049583 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/36049583)
Quote from: BBCSix-time world snooker champion Steve Davis performs a DJ set at Bloc Festival in Minehead's Butlins resort, as he explores a rather unlikely second career as a techno DJ.
I wonder if he could be booked to provide music for the next Pendraken Battleground show ;D
Well I never...
Good lad!
He's really good!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03pqtlj/steve-davis-snookerstar-dj
Weirdly strange yet good.
His likely third career will be juggling snooker balls while dancing the mazurka.
Quote from: d_Guy on 14 April 2016, 06:21:30 PMOh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.
Get your coat and money,
Head out to the Kings Head,
Lookin' for good pint,
And a pack of scam-pi fries.
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen,
Take that glass in a love embrace,
A full pint with a creamy head,
See the grin on my face.
Smokey with poor lightning,
Feet stuck to the carpet!
Nobby's got some bad wind,
And my nasal hair is scorched!
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take that glass in a love embrace
A full pint with a creamy head,
See the grin on my face.
Friday night, it's gone wild,
(But) We were born, born to be mild,
raise your glass so high,
Don't drop it or I'll cryyyyyy!
Make mine a Mi-i-i-ld.....
Make mine a Mi-i-i-ld.....
:-[ :-[ :-[
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> :-bd
Quote from: d_Guy on 14 April 2016, 06:21:30 PM
Oh - and any thing by Steppenwolf - particularly when fsn, Techno and Tawa are involved.
"Born For Ten Mill" Got ma PC runnin'
On that Internet highway!
Lookin' for Pendraken
Cos for ten mill I gotta pay!
Yeah Leon gonna make it happen
And all those at that Pendraken place
Splurge all of ma cash at once
New figures ... do I have the space!?
I've bought so much it's frightening
All this lead plunder
Payin' with ma plastic
I think I'm goin' under!
Clib, Mart, Techno make it happen
Feel the forums warm embrace
Splurge all of ma cash at once
New figures ... do I have the space!?
Oh, I'm wargaming still
I was born, born for ten mill!
Lead pile so high
Still be paintin' when I die.
Born for ten mill!
Born for ten mill!
Very, very good...
Both Tawa, & Mike.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Cheers - Phil
Nice one Mike!
m/ m/ m/ m/ :-bd
Quote from: Techno on 16 April 2016, 03:01:40 PM
Very, very good...
Both Tawa, & Mike.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Cheers - Phil
Agreed. Good stuff, guys! m/ =D> m/ =D>
This is what I'm talking about!! Just excellent! Well done to both! =D> =D> =D>
If you're taking requests do "Magic Carpet Ride" next)
It's pretty much a description of a place I used to frequent....... ;D
With apologise to The Mighty Dub Katz
http://youtu.be/DWmd_XnO2kk
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
If you wanna get high, just follow FSN
if you wanna get high, just follow FSN
(Repeat x6)
Oh, not that Magic Carpet Ride?
Quote from: mad lemmey on 16 April 2016, 08:04:31 PM
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
A lead tin alloy a lead tin alloy
If you wanna get high, just follow FSN
if you wanna get high, just follow FSN
(Repeat x6)
Not too bad - not too terribly bad at all :) Will you be here all week?
Quote
Oh, not that Magic Carpet Ride?
Hard to go wrong with voyeutistic cowboys!
Best I can manage d_Guy
Magic Magnifier Ride
I like to paint yes, yes, I like to keep my paintbrush clean
On a cloud of fumes I paint all night
Gotta place it just right
Goes far, flies near, got my optivisor here
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you give my optivisor a whirl
In a Pendraken catalogue
You don't know what you'll see
Tiny figures from PD
World War 2 to Fantasy
Don't strain your eyes
On things this size
Magnifier takes the strain away
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could see
Before the thing could help me out
With teeny, tiny soldiers from PD
I looked around, a magnifier's what I found
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you give it a little whirl
In a Pendraken catalogue
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy or the LDV?
Check your email
Pendraken don't fail;
Detail to blow you away!
Quote from: Ithoriel on 16 April 2016, 09:17:35 PM
Magic Magnifier Ride
I like to paint yes, yes, I like to keep my paintbrush clean
On a cloud of fumes I paint all night
Gotta place it just right
Goes far, flies near, got my optivisor here
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you give my optivisor a whirl
In a Pendraken catalogue
You don't know what you'll see
Tiny figures from PD
World War 2 to Fantasy
Don't strain your eyes
On things this size
Magnifier takes the strain away
Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could see
Before the thing could help me out
With teeny, tiny soldiers from PD
I looked around, a magnifier's what I found
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you give it a little whirl
In a Pendraken catalogue
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy or the LDV?
Check your email
Pendraken don't fail;
Detail to blow you away!
Sweet! =D> =D>
Perhaps a prize should be instituted for best accompanying poem or music parody in next year's painting contest!
It would be like a biathlon - sort of.