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Title: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 03 March 2016, 09:09:34 PM
Can't find it, but do I remember Techno asking about the difference between sandpaper and a handkerchief? ... a nail file and a buzz saw? ... a chopping board and the back of his hand? ... no? Well did he ask about this? 

Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Techno on 04 March 2016, 06:50:48 AM
That was really good, Nobby ! Ta ! :-bd

Though I still have problems accepting the size of the actual bullets, for some reason. (My rubbish perception, AGAIN.)
If I measure the 'proper size' onto a scrap of paper.....My reaction each time is, "No, that's too fat...Can't be right."......Though it obviously is correct.

Maybe the bullets look smaller when they've still got a pointy end ?
The ones in one of the little sections in the video 'look right' against the chap's hand.

Odd !

Cheers - Phil (And I know what the difference is between a chopping board and the back of my hand. The chopping board doesn't leak red stuff)
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Steve J on 04 March 2016, 07:01:32 AM
My late Mother had some shell casings that her Father brought back (stole I think) from a gunnery range in Wales. There is a 2pdr which really is tiny; a 25pdr which is huge and the casing alone, sans propellant, is damned heavy and lastly a 76mm one which again is suprisingly large and heavy. How they managed the latter one in the cramped confines of a turret is beyond me.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 05 March 2016, 11:04:51 AM


News Flash...        News Flash...         News Flash...         News Flash... 
Dragons to be reintroduced to Wales after an absence of more than a 1000 years. Local conservation groups say they are pleased by the move that will put a large predator back into the food chain. There have been concerns shown by the farming community due to the risk of predation to livestock but the Welsh assembly say they are willing to pay compensation to farmers who can prove loss, the other danger with the dragons eating habits of taking virgins is not thought to be a problem as they went extinct in Wales may years ago anyway.
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Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 March 2016, 12:04:49 PM
Anybody got a link to "Not the Nine o'Clock News'" Laid in Wales?
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 05 March 2016, 02:48:17 PM
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 05 March 2016, 03:53:40 PM
Nice one. Course the entire country is a failure....

EVERYONE HATES THE WELSH< EVEN THEMSELVES !!!!

IanS
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 March 2016, 04:02:42 PM
Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2016, 02:48:17 PM


There were three parts; the "failed" one came first. Thereafter "Made from whales", and finally a catalogue of female Cambrian monikers "Laid in Wales."
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2016, 07:01:01 PM
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While we have a different spelling (I know - bl**dy Yanks) - this is a product of Wales right?
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 05 March 2016, 07:02:54 PM
What happened in  Wales, Ian? Were you molested by a sheep when you were a youngster? Incidentally, talking of failed Wales, it IS the only country in mainland Britain that still exists from before the Romans.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Ithoriel on 05 March 2016, 07:09:29 PM
Wales was no more a country before the Romans arrived than any of the other constituent parts of GB.

(http://stephenliddell.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/pre-roman-britain.gif)
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 05 March 2016, 07:16:59 PM
Which spoke Welsh, which they don't now. Except of course Wales. Whereas most of the English can't even understand Shakespeare, let alone King Alfred.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Ithoriel on 05 March 2016, 07:24:36 PM
Welsh diverges from it's common ancestor (P-Celtic or British) sometime in the 6th century AD but, like English, went through a number of modifications in the intervening 1500 years or so. It continues to evolve. Popty ping anyone? :)
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: petercooman on 05 March 2016, 07:38:45 PM
can only find made from whales






Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 05 March 2016, 08:14:45 PM
Quote from: d_Guy on 05 March 2016, 07:01:01 PM
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While we have a different spelling (I know - bl**dy Yanks) - this is a product of Wales right?

"Welch" is one of those archaic alternate spellings. One of Britain's great regiments was the "Royal Welch Fusiliers".

It's like "Scotch", a now disused (apart from the ignorant, the bellicose and those who appreciate fine whisky) form of "Scottish". 
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 05 March 2016, 08:44:32 PM
For those following this, popty ping is Welsh for microwave - literally oven that goes ping.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2016, 09:34:34 PM
Quote from: fsn on 05 March 2016, 08:14:45 PM
One of Britain's great regiments was the "Royal Welch Fusiliers".

Quite so and precisely how we say it here!

Oh - and butterscotch too.  Oh - wait Scotch tape!  And...and "Welch Rabbit"
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Ithoriel on 05 March 2016, 09:41:23 PM
... and Scotch Rabbit, come to that, which is a variant on Welch Rabbit (or possibly vice versa).
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 05 March 2016, 10:06:43 PM
Scotch broth, Scotch mist, Scotch pancakes, Scotch egg, and best of all Raquel Welch. 
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: d_Guy on 05 March 2016, 11:31:50 PM
Well I for one am going to pop a pouch of Welch Rabbit in the popty ping, hop over and toast a scotch pancake in the hot-rod box, cover everything with butterscotch sauce and then wash it all down with three fingers of Irish Mist. Shoot! - wait - no - no - Irish Mist is fine. Ta!
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 06 March 2016, 08:45:49 AM
Just so long as you don't weich on the deal.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Techno on 06 March 2016, 12:04:47 PM
I did hear (on the radio) fairly recently of a lass, that attempted to make Welsh rarebit, quickly,  by putting the bread and cheese in a toaster.....The toaster caught fire....She posted this on Faceache (?).....That she'd done something akin to a 'Techno'.....Effectively, extracting the urine against herself.....And the trolling she received was just appalling.

Yeah.....Fair enough......Basically a really daft thing to do......But we all come up with 'good ideas' that in retrospect are, basically, mind numbingly stupid.... Especially, yours truly. :-[

Now.....I don't DO Facebook.....Mrs T does....Mostly equine welfare sites......And some of those get SO heated and nasty to the point of really evil threats, police involvement and arrests.
I've advised Mrs T to be very careful of the so called 'social media'...So she doesn't get involved with total 'nutters'....

That's why I love this forum......It never gets really out of hand.

Cheers - Phil

Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: petercooman on 06 March 2016, 12:35:07 PM
Quote from: Techno on 06 March 2016, 12:04:47 PM

I've advised Mrs T to be very careful of the so called 'social media'...So she doesn't get involved with total 'nutters'....




But she is marriedto you.

YEs very friendly bunch around here!
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: sunjester on 06 March 2016, 01:48:56 PM
And you would be hard put to tell the "nutters" from the rest of the forum membership! ;D
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Techno on 06 March 2016, 02:54:44 PM
But they're NICE, friendly 'nutters'.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;)

And I've got a lot of time for them...Because they're really special.  ;)

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Orcs on 06 March 2016, 03:51:20 PM
Quote from: petercooman on 06 March 2016, 12:35:07 PM
But she is marriedto you.

I think you will find that's called "care in the community" :D
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Ithoriel on 06 March 2016, 06:22:45 PM
Being a pinko liberal atheist who's prone to being forthright in his view online I have to admit to being pleasantly surprised at the reaction of of most of those I "debate" with.

Apart from being regularly warned that I will burn in hell by religious American right-wingers (I know that's a stereotype but it is also my experience) I can't say I've had anything I'd class as a threat.

On FB I limit things to Friends which keeps things pretty civil.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 07 March 2016, 08:08:58 AM
I've never really experienced on-line unpleasantness, but that's probably because I only regularly go on five fora - all wargaming and none of them TMP.
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 07 March 2016, 08:35:29 AM
From Techno's non-existent Facebook page:

Sunday
Status - bleeding slightly from shaving cuts. Will just walk around today.
07:45 OMG! I was in bed, right, and Mrs Techo say, she says, 'right, Techno-Bach, time you was out this bed and doing something useful. There's lovely!' and I was 'oh no! Like that's against human rights or something and I should be able to sleep until I like don't want to' and she was 'well, if you don't get up now, you'll have to get your own breakfast' and this is against the Geneva convention or something?

08:20 *selfie with horse* It's like really cold and like wet out here and I have to fly on the like horse thing, and that like cool, but I may like fall off?


09:30 *selfie of foot* Like can you see where the horse like totally stepped on my foot? I may have like concussion or something.

10:29 *gratuitous trout pout selfie in bathroom*

11:15 Like it's Sunday but like I have to do work like feeding sheep and that like against God or something? Is there really someone I can complain to?

11:33 So not working. Saw that film If last night where Caligula takes over a place or something and wears one of them really cool jackets with the wool collars that are like really cool in black and white and he shoots like loads of people with a machine gun called Brenda or something.    
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Techno on 07 March 2016, 08:51:55 AM
OIK !!!!!!! (Gratuitous use of exclamation marks, there !!!!!! ) :D

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 08 March 2016, 07:45:15 AM
There wuz a ting bout !!!!!!! causing bad spellin on Today yesday - didna get all of't as wuz crossing Scoth border control at time. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IanS
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: Leman on 08 March 2016, 07:52:08 AM
Let's eat Mrs McTavish!!!
Title: Re: For Techno (I think)
Post by: fsn on 08 March 2016, 07:56:29 AM
Yes, she'd like that.