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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Orcs on 16 February 2016, 10:04:26 AM

Title: Welsh - As defined in the Urban Dictionary
Post by: Orcs on 16 February 2016, 10:04:26 AM


Welsh
A race that is misunderstood by their neighbours the English due to their craftiness and intelligence. The English call the Welsh sheep-sh****rs due to an old trick used by the Welsh against their gullible English neighbours in medievel times, when the English had a nasty habit of F*****g sheep. When Wales adopted English law they noticed the penalty for sh*****g a sheep was less than stealing one (due to the English's habit) so whenever they were caught stealing a sheep they would instead say they were planning to f**k it instead to avoid the fine.
Therefore there is a very long list of crimes involving Welshmensh*****g sheep, although it is only the English who would actually ever f**k a sheep, it is just another example of the Welsh tricking the English once again.
Englishman "You are going to have your hand chopped off with an axe because you stole a sheep."

Welshman "I was infact taking the sheep to f**k."

Englishman "Oh, thats good then our law endorses sheep sh*****g. You will only have to lose a finger.
Title: Re: Welsh - As defined in the Urban Dictionary
Post by: Leman on 16 February 2016, 04:59:57 PM
Very peculiar.
Title: Re: Welsh - As defined in the Urban Dictionary
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 17 February 2016, 07:45:05 AM
Well look at the originator.

IanS