[Ahem! OK, I'll start it off.]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
:)
[awkward silence as long pole with large hook appears from Stage Left]
....... Next!
Roses are grey,
Violets are grey,
I'm a dog!
Roses are Red,
Bacon is Red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
British are Red
French they are Blue
Guess who got kicked
At old Waterloo?
Panthers are red
Tigers are blue,
I really shouldn't paint
in artificial light.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2601/3936370990_b37d697f06.jpg)
Oh! So it's not just me then. :D
Techno's are red
This much is true
it's the blood from the vein
that he just chopped through.
(http://thefunnyplace.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Roses-are-red-funny-poem.png)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/817dJOOOZ%2BL._UX385_.jpg)
(http://d3qvyul2tp4j8.cloudfront.net/i/VwenYBUFl9.jpg)
(https://d2fkddr0p2jbv6.cloudfront.net/render/standard/7864263096803083/3200bc-white_neon_pink-z1-t-roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-vodka-costs-less-than-a-dinner-for-two.png)
(http://ct.thisonesite.com/ol/to/se/i60/2/2/6/frabz-Roses-are-red-Violets-are-blue-I-hate-rhyming-I-also-hate-you-a2b7b4.jpg)
Pills can be pink.
Pills can be blue.
But where Nobby's concerned,
They can be any hue.
(Especially the ones that help him see the electric pixies, sitting on toadstools, at the bottom of his garden.) :P
Cheers - Phil
Right, if that's the way you want it!
Fenton wears bloomers,
Leman wears a vestie,
One member's commando
and that would be Westie.
And I'm very good about my pills. They're laid out in colour combination ... but in the artificial light I sometimes get a bit mixed up. :(
Thank god you aren't colourblind!
That's what the green ... blue ... pink? One is for.
Mad Lemmey can paint
and Orcs is a whizz
but when I use a brush
the results are disappointing.
Tanks should have armour,
speed and a gun.
Most pretty of all
is the A41
(That's the Centurion.)
Thought the A41 went via Hemel and Aylesbury to Whitchurch in Shropshire?
It goes wherever it wants!
:x
Quote from: Tawa on 13 February 2016, 05:25:33 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2601/3936370990_b37d697f06.jpg)
The Pink Panzer returns!
Roses are reddish,
Violets are not.
If I'd finished this properly
I might have been shot.
Valentine's cardss for Puritans :)
Quote from: mad lemmey on 13 February 2016, 09:33:39 PM
Thought the A41 went via Hemel and Aylesbury to Whitchurch in Shropshire?
No t'ut A41 goes from central London to the Cammel Lairds estate in Birkenhead.
IanS
:o :o :o
(http://www.drodd.com/images13/funny-valentine-cards2.jpg)(http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1297534997507_843311.png)(http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-valentines-day-cards-dictator-ben-kling-15.jpg)(http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/funny-tyrannical-valentine_s-day-cards-3.jpg)
Quote from: fsn on 13 February 2016, 09:06:04 PM
Right, if that's the way you want it!
Fenton wears bloomers,
Leman wears a vestie,
One member's commando
and that would be Westie.
I prefer to think of it as a base layer.
I do love the Puritan Valentines though.
And I'm very good about my pills. They're laid out in colour combination ... but in the artificial light I sometimes get a bit mixed up. :(
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the car
;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Nosher on 14 February 2016, 12:41:00 PM
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the car
Certainly not...You ruffian.
What sort of chap do you think I am ? (Don't answer that !)
Cheers - Phil
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I'm not romantic ..
Fancy a screw?
Roses are red,
I like boobies,
Boooooooooobies.....
Blue footed sea birds!
Also:
(http://i.imgur.com/a3beA4s.png)
;D =O ;D =D>
A lot of good stuff there!
If I was to award a prize for the most original, I would award it to ........
..... now ..... where did I put my underpants?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 14 February 2016, 12:02:56 AM
The Pink Panzer returns!
Just need this in pink now......
(http://myth.greyfalcon.us/pictures/elef.jpg)
If only I had the tools and skills to do an Elefant "Hello Kitty" style like this EVE Online Kestrel re-skin :)
(http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Binford/braineater-hello_kitty-kestrel.jpg)
Quote from: Ithoriel on 15 February 2016, 03:55:03 PM
If only I had the tools and skills to do an Elefant "Hello Kitty" style like this EVE Online Kestrel re-skin :)
(http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Binford/braineater-hello_kitty-kestrel.jpg)
X_X X_X X_X
Roses are Red,
Bacon is too
Rhymes are hard
Mmmmm Bacon.
Not nearly as polished as the spaceship :-)
A pink Elephant :)
Noses are red,
Fingers are blue.
I hate English winters;
How about you?
Tonkers are one,
Ankles are two.
One condom's enough,
But not one shoe.