I've been following the development of a computer MMO called "Naval Action" for a while now. It's released via Steam in a couple of days and in response to a post on their forum about behaving politely when posting on the forum someone posted a link to this "Naval Action" insult generator
Thou surly boil-brained mumble-news! (http://wiredstar.com/nainsults/)
Should we have a Pendraken equivalent? :)
Thou artless pox-marked horn-beast!
Quote from: mad lemmey on 19 January 2016, 07:36:39 PM
Thou artless pox-marked horn-beast!
A pox on thee, thou frothy tickle-brained hugger-mugger! ;)
Yaa boo to the lot of you, Thou spleeny knotty-pated boar-pig! ;D ;D ;D
Ooooooow! This is fun!
Thou warped fen-sucked foot-licker!
:o :D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 19 January 2016, 06:25:52 PM
Should we have a Pendraken equivalent? :)
Not required - fsn is more than its match :D
Almost like watching a few episodes of Blackadder 2 :)
Quote from: pierre the shy on 20 January 2016, 04:21:05 AM
Almost like watching a few episodes of Blackadder 2 :)
:-bd
Baldrick, thou art a spleeny fool-born clack-dish! ...And I won't even waste my time naming Lord 'jelly-brained' Percy with an amusing insult.
(http://suchsmallportions.com/sites/default/files/images/rowan-atkinson.jpg)
;D
One of my (many) favourites from that series .....
"You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!"
- Henry IV, Part II (by William Shakespeare).
Not sure if that was an insult or a promise. B)
Shakespearean insults are great fun, and sometimes very useful, if a superior is involved.
Shakespeare, you say!? Why, Thou goatish base-court scut!
"Thy worst, I fart at thee". - Ben Johnson.
Forum ... Thou wayward fool-born maggot-pie! .... get my slippers I need some stew!
'You wiper of other people's bottoms!' (French kkniggt from Holy Grail.)
Prefer more modern English insults. You stupid f****** t****!!!!!
To quote Ja Ja Binks, "How wude!"
Florid twins?