From one of Mrs T's Horsey sites.
Posted by a lady who runs an animal sanctuary (mostly horses, as you can imagine.....If Mrs T visits the site.)
"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."
I thought it was supposed to be a joke. But Mrs T said "No, she's got a really evil b*stard of a parrot....I've seen the b*gger !"
Cheers - Phil
Welsh humour ?????
IanS
Quote from: Techno on 13 January 2016, 07:37:32 AM
From one of Mrs T's Horsey sites.
Posted by a lady who runs an animal sanctuary (mostly horses, as you can imagine.....If Mrs T visits the site.)
"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."
I thought it was supposed to be a joke. But Mrs T said "No, she's got a really evil b*stard of a parrot....I've seen the b*gger !"
Cheers - Phil
Good job it was only her ears she had pierced :)
Quote from: Techno on 13 January 2016, 07:37:32 AM
"At the age of 56, I've finally had my ears pierced.......I had to beat the ****ing parrot off with the dustpan."
After close reading this, is there a pirate reference here?
She beat a parrot off?
Apparently ! So it would let go of her ear. ! :o
Cheers - Phil
I thought Pirates Spanked Monkeys :ar!
I've never been spanked by a pirate.
Do I detect a wistful air to that last post?
Down Nobby - Down.
IanS
I though pirates were in to bashing the bishop and fondling their jewels? ;)
X_X
Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 March 2016, 02:27:52 PM
I though pirates were in to bashing the bishop and fondling their jewels? ;)
And buccaneering. They like to buccaneer.
A lot. :)
And aarrs. They like aarrs, too.
Why are they called Pirates? Because they Arrrr......
LEAVE NOW!!!!!
In my cARRRRRR?
I can only repeat my previous statement !!!!!!
IanS :'( :'( :'( :'(
If anybody needs me, I'll be in the bARRRRRRR.........
Just don't get lost in the Scot's pirate's favourite weather .... haaaarr! :)
Quote from: Tawa on 16 March 2016, 04:44:16 PM
If anybody needs me, I'll be in the bARRRRRRR.........
Who let that bloody sheep in...We started off with a vicious parrot ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 16 March 2016, 05:43:14 PM
Who let that bloody sheep in...We started off with a vicious parrot ! ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Some b Welshman methinks...
IanS
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eywVd5piD-A/TNuPMHn97FI/AAAAAAAAAQo/FH1DiSGoAPw/s1600)
If it looks like this, it's one of mine. :D
Cheers - Phil
Is that to deal with the barn-rats, Techno, or amorous locals!
Define 'amorous locals', Nathan. ;)
(I must get some more 'snap traps' for the rats, before they get into breeding mode......Bloody things ! >:( >:( >:()
Cheers - Phil
I couldn't comment, I'm not local ;)
Oddly, since we had new neighbours our local rat problem seems to have stopped... correlation doe snot imply causation, but...
The mucus of deer?
And spell checkers do not imply correct sentences :D
It's the stuff that predictive text sneaks in from time to time, that cracks me up. X_X ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 18 March 2016, 06:13:41 AM
It's the stuff that predictive text sneaks in from time to time, that cracks me up. X_X ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Yes my inability (actually lack of interest in texting - Use the bloody phone for what it was designed for -,Making Calls) to text causes load of hilarity for my daughters
Yeah, but then we get our own back when they can't get a mortgage,