If you want to see proper thread lunacy, you need to join the Facebook "I'm sorry I haven't a clue appreciation society" group.
"Most folk believe Barbara Windsor should have received a Damehood years ago for services to sexual innuendo.
It's nice to see that somebody's finally given her one"
"Soviet leader's family taken hostage in the siege of Stalin's Gran."
"A news update about Samantha. She's had so much action under the mistletoe her lips are badly swollen. From now on she's going to just kiss people."
"Witches' makeover show - Changing Brooms"
I LOVE, "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue."
It's the new meanings of words that really make me giggle.
(Though I can barely remember any of them.)
A recent one I CAN remember was.....The definition of "barrier"
(Someone who's more like Barry, than Barry himself...........Well....It was something like that.)
Cheers - Phil.
Jack Dee has fitted in well after the demise of the late lamented Humph.
"Samantha has to go now. She's meeting her new friend who works on the canal and they're going for an Indian meal. Samantha says she can't wait to get her lips around a bhaji."
I like his brother, Norman. He's got a landing.
Irony .... rather like iron
Ready ... a sort of red colour
Property ... a well made cuppa
Martial music .... part of a spaghetti western soundtrack
Broken ... my brother Kenneth
Kissing cousins ... snogging a figure skater
Speedometer ... measures how stoned you are
Cold Turkey ... Boxing Day lunch
Farting ... a faraway object in Jamaica
Pigskin ... a pig's family
Hermit ... a woman's glove
Had enough yet? ;)
.... X_X
One for Techno
Dragon: something he's been working on for far too long now.
A dragon........(Singular) 8)
I think not.....There are 6 on the table at the moment.
No wonder it's (they're) taking so long ! X_X ;)
Cheers - Phil
Lackadaisical - without sufficient flowers to make a chain
Sticky - like a stick
Sickly - Unwell Confederate general
Photon - Not a real 1000kg
Banana - plea to remove Ms Friel from our screens.