I can't be bothered to make Nobby just 'Oik of the Year for 2015'......
It's about time he had the title he fully deserves.
Ladies and Gentlemen.....Will you please raise your glasses to....
Lord Oik of Runcorn.
And also......... in recognition of their oikishness,
Sir Oik of Scotland. (Westmarcher)
And an O.P.E (Oik of the Pendraken Empire) to Tawa..
(Happy New Year to you ALL.)
Cheers - Phil
(Any further nominations should be posted in this thread, where they'll be given due consideration.)
;D ;D =O
;D :d =O
;Da =O =O <:-P :-bd m/ >:< =O
Does this mean Nobby is now officially a nob?
No the k isn't missing.
Does that mean that the forums military ranking system is no longer valid...? :o
Best wishes to all for 2016!
Cheers,
Rob ;)
Quote from: Ace of Spades on 31 December 2015, 10:34:44 PM
Does that mean that the forums military ranking system is no longer valid...? :o
No it just means his full title is Major General the Lord Oik of Runcorn ;D
Lord Nick of Scalpel awarded to our dear Techno?
Cheers
Ian
Maybe that should be:
Lord, nick THE scalpel from Techno! ;D
;D ;D ;D
As a lord, I shall continue to be the same old Nobby you know and love. Except of course that I shall no longer interact with members below general, and I need some cadet to be my fag.
You may need to explain that last requirement to our recently joined American ;)
Quote from: Sandinista on 31 December 2015, 11:55:39 PM
Lord Nick of Scalpel awarded to our dear Techno?
Cheers
Ian
Maybe just Mack the knife would do?
I fundamentally disagree with the honours system.......
IanS
Missed off the list again Ian?
I think Lemmey needs an award for his services to the Pendraken Arms.
Perhaps a Bar to his Lounge?
:-\
Yeah.....Will can have that, no problem.
Though we don't want to get accused of cronyism, do we ? :D
You realise that I'll probably be refused entry into the investiture.
They got terribly sniffy the last time I turned up in my best scarecrow togs.
Cheers - Raggy Phil
Quote from: fsn on 01 January 2016, 01:13:53 AM
and I need some cadet to be my fag.
Congrats - uh - M'Lord! And I thank my lucky stars that I am resently promoted!
PaulR - thanks for your concern - it is true that I only understand about half of what goes on here so I hope you and others will countinue to provide explainations :)
In this case I read
Tom Brown's School Days back in the beginning of time and have an inkling BUT will grant that some details may have been glossed over :)
Sir Oik of Scotland. :-\
Has a ring to it.
Like an alarm bell.
Please, please don't give Techno the sword at my investiture.
Signed - Sir Oik (of Scotland)
psst! want to buy a penguin?
Quote from: Westmarcher on 01 January 2016, 01:24:23 PM
Signed - Sir Oik (of Scotland)
Congratulations also, Sir Westie!
I wonder, would simply calling you "Oik Scotus" be acceptable - just for ease of typing?
Oik of that ilk? ;)
Oooh, I feel all special now :D
Quote from: Ithoriel on 01 January 2016, 05:30:09 PM
Oik of that ilk? ;)
Yes! Yes!! yes!!!
And Tawa, OPE - excellent! Or Tawa Opie!
Quote from: d_Guy on 01 January 2016, 06:29:00 PM
Yes! Yes!! yes!!!
And Tawa, OPE - excellent! Or Tawa Opie!
It's certainly going to be mentioned when I get around to finishing my Massive Octopus :)
Quote from: Tawa on 01 January 2016, 06:34:37 PM
It's certainly going to be mentioned when I get around to finishing my Massive Octopus :)
Is that a euphamism??
We need a dishonours system for Just a few Orcs.
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 January 2016, 11:37:09 PM
We need a dishonours system for Just a few Orcs.
Thats a bit harsh !
:-\
I'll have to think of an 'honour' for 'Orcs'.
He DID find me an obscure CD, after all.
Recommendations gang ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Last Hussar on 04 January 2016, 11:37:09 PM
We need a dishonours system for Just a few Orcs.
;D ;D ;D
And a gallery of some sort for both (dis)honours lists? :D ;D
Why just a few Orcs. I am sure there are some Goblins and Wood Elves out there who are pretty dishonourable as well
Quote from: Techno on 05 January 2016, 10:51:17 AM
:-\
I'll have to think of an 'honour' for 'Orcs'.
He DID find me an obscure CD, after all.
Recommendations gang ?
Cheers - Phil
Don't blame him for your Justin Bieber addiction.
Who are Justin Beiber ?
(Sounds like a made up group to me.)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Last Hussar on 05 January 2016, 06:41:12 PM
Don't blame him for your Justin Bieber addiction.
*does a little sick in mouth.....*
Note, I never specified who's mouth.
Quote from: Techno on 05 January 2016, 10:51:17 AM
:-\
I'll have to think of an 'honour' for 'Orcs'.
He DID find me an obscure CD, after all.
Recommendations gang ?
Cheers - Phil
I've got it!I think we should award him a ......
.....
P.O.O. :P
The Pendraken Order of Orcs
Quote from: Westmarcher on 08 January 2016, 01:18:33 PM
I've got it!
I think we should award him a ......
..... P.O.O.
:P
The Pendraken Order of Orcs
Class. ;D ;D ;D
:-\
Definitely has a 'ring' to it.
Cheers - Phil ( I think we need an 'S' , for 'smut' in there, somewhere. ;))
Quote from: Techno on 09 January 2016, 11:19:53 AM
:-\
Definitely has a 'ring' to it.
Cheers - Phil ( I think we need an 'S' , for 'smut' in there, somewhere. ;))
"Smut". I believe you.....
Anybody a Wise And Noble Knight of Elizabeth Regina?
You tend to find them on TMP :)
X_X
Very slow, this morning......That took me longer than it should have. ;D
Cheers - Phil
That would disappoint Mrs T.
Because the boiled eggs and toast soldiers would have gone cold.
Quote from: paulr on 09 January 2016, 11:47:35 PM
You tend to find them on TMP :)
I'm now mopping tea from the keyboard..... ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Tawa on 10 January 2016, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: paulr on 09 January 2016, 11:47:35 PM
You tend to find them on TMP :)
I'm now mopping tea from the keyboard..... ;D ;D ;D
Sorry Tawa :-[
(Something you don't often see on TMP ;) ;D )
Words fail me ;D