There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls".
We've heard colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls". Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the "Balls" to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
(I knew there would be a downside to getting my dad email... I'm expecting more jokes from his cousin.)
Mysogeny still rules then? (Tried any number of spellings of that but each one draws the dreaded red dotted line - FK to the rescue?)
Misogyny.
("I Love (you) Miss Ogyny." From the album "Hogwash" by the Groundhogs......That's how I remember that one.)
Cheers - Phil.
That must be the Welsh spelling Phil....
IanS
WE WANT WOMBLES WITH AK's and DUCK FACED KNIGHTS....NOW.
Quote from: Leman on 29 November 2015, 12:37:18 PM
Mysogeny still rules then?
You need to ask this on a forum that has a 'Top Totty' thread?
Cheers, Martyn
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Quote from: Raider4 on 29 November 2015, 02:49:10 PM
You need to ask this on a forum that has a 'Top Totty' thread?
We've got a Top Hunks one somewhere as well, but no one seems to post in it...
Why haven't we got a Tom Hanks section?
Wombles with AK's?
Try this...
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-17052/DaveTurner+Underground+Overground.htm
Quote from: Last Hussar on 29 November 2015, 11:40:17 AM
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
Not necessarilly for all of us. :d
Quote from: Steeleye on 30 November 2015, 08:46:22 AM
Wombles with AK's?
Try this...
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-17052/DaveTurner+Underground+Overground.htm
Not quite what I mean - Look at Pact WMD suits.
Phil's just not taking the SUBTLE hint.
IanS
No.....I'm not ! :P ;)
Cheers - Phil