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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Last Hussar on 29 November 2015, 11:40:17 AM

Title: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Last Hussar on 29 November 2015, 11:40:17 AM
There is a medical distinction between "Guts" and "Balls".

We've heard colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls". Do they, however, know the difference between them?

Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the "Balls" to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I trust this clears up any confusion.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.


(I knew there would be a downside to getting my dad email...  I'm expecting more jokes from his cousin.)
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Leman on 29 November 2015, 12:37:18 PM
Mysogeny still rules then? (Tried any number of spellings of that but each one draws the dreaded red dotted line - FK to the rescue?)
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Techno on 29 November 2015, 12:47:54 PM
Misogyny.

("I Love (you) Miss Ogyny." From the album "Hogwash" by the Groundhogs......That's how I remember that one.)

Cheers - Phil.


Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 29 November 2015, 01:20:15 PM
That must be the Welsh spelling Phil....

IanS

WE WANT WOMBLES WITH AK's and DUCK FACED KNIGHTS....NOW.
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Raider4 on 29 November 2015, 02:49:10 PM
Quote from: Leman on 29 November 2015, 12:37:18 PM
Mysogeny still rules then?

You need to ask this on a forum that has a 'Top Totty' thread?

Cheers, Martyn
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Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Leon on 30 November 2015, 12:50:27 AM
Quote from: Raider4 on 29 November 2015, 02:49:10 PM
You need to ask this on a forum that has a 'Top Totty' thread?

We've got a Top Hunks one somewhere as well, but no one seems to post in it...
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Leman on 30 November 2015, 08:11:17 AM
Why haven't we got a Tom Hanks section?
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Steeleye on 30 November 2015, 08:46:22 AM
Wombles with AK's?

Try this...

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-17052/DaveTurner+Underground+Overground.htm

Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Orcs on 30 November 2015, 10:02:45 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 29 November 2015, 11:40:17 AM
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.



Not necessarilly for all of us.  :d
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 30 November 2015, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: Steeleye on 30 November 2015, 08:46:22 AM
Wombles with AK's?

Try this...

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-17052/DaveTurner+Underground+Overground.htm



Not quite what I mean - Look at Pact WMD suits.

Phil's just not taking the SUBTLE hint.

IanS
Title: Re: "Guts" or "Balls"
Post by: Techno on 30 November 2015, 07:22:31 PM
No.....I'm not !  :P  ;)
Cheers - Phil