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Title: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 25 November 2015, 08:25:13 PM
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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 26 November 2015, 12:48:28 AM
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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Ithoriel on 26 November 2015, 07:30:27 AM
Erm ... a human fighter, a human(?) ranger, an elven archer, a dwarf fighter, four hobbits (one with magic armour, a magic sword and the most powerful magic ring in the game!) and a feckin' ARCHANGEL (who can cast "Resurrect" on himself!) ... I'd join me THAT party!
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 26 November 2015, 10:11:20 AM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 26 November 2015, 07:30:27 AM
Erm ... a human fighter, a human(?) ranger, an elven archer, a dwarf fighter, four hobbits (one with magic armour, a magic sword and the most powerful magic ring in the game!) and a feckin' ARCHANGEL (who can cast "Resurrect" on himself!) ... I'd join me THAT party!

I hear they're looking for a cleric...
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 27 November 2015, 12:47:10 AM
Might be better to be a priestess...

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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 27 November 2015, 12:59:53 AM
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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Ithoriel on 27 November 2015, 01:21:28 AM
Cleric? Why a cleric? Clerics join you and your spouse in holy matrimony boosting your chance of children by 5%, bury you so necromancers can't raise your corpse and admit you to the congregation of the faithful making you marginally less susceptible to magic (if you stick to your deities rules).

What Boromir needs is a HEALER. Someone good with potions and poultices or a RANGER who's good with herbs and bandages ... and Oooh look! They've got a ranger.

Or maybe an ALCHEMIST, though they're as likely to make you turn into a chicken and then explode as heal you. :)

As to female party members ... 12 dwarves .... 10 mites and an elim to a house in Treacle Mine Road that at least three of them are female!
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Luddite on 27 November 2015, 04:01:17 PM
Based on original D&D

Gandalf - Magic user
Aragorn - Fighter
Boromir - Fighter
Gimli - Dwarf
Legolas - Elf
Frodo - Halfling
Sam - Halfling
Merry - Halfling
Pippin - Halfling

Based on AD&D

Gandalf - Magic user
Aragorn - Fighter (Ranger)
Boromir - Fighter
Gimli - Dwarf Fighter
Legolas - Elf Ranger
Frodo - Halfling Thief
Sam - Halfling Fighter
Merry - Halfling Thief
Pippin - Halfling Thief

Based on D&D 3rd Ed.

Gandalf - Sorcerer (Arch mage)
Aragorn - Ranger (switches to Fighter)
Boromir - Fighter
Gimli - Dwarf Fighter (Dwarven defender)
Legolas - Elf Ranger (Arcane archer)
Frodo - Halfling Rogue
Sam - Halfling Fighter
Merry - Halfling Rogue
Pippin - Halfling Rogue

Based on D&D 4th Ed. (oh dear)

Gandalf - Sorcerer
Aragorn - Ranger (switches to Warlord)
Boromir - Fighter
Gimli - Dwarf Fighter
Legolas - Elf Ranger
Frodo - Halfling Rogue
Sam - Halfling Fighter
Merry - Halfling Rogue
Pippin - Halfling Rogue

Based on D&D 5th Ed.

Gandalf - Sorcerer
Aragorn - Ranger (switches to Fighter)
Boromir - Fighter
Gimli - Dwarf Fighter
Legolas - Elf Fighter
Frodo - Halfling Rogue
Sam - Halfling Fighter
Merry - Halfling Rogue
Pippin - Halfling Rogue

Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 27 November 2015, 04:48:55 PM
Think Merry and Pippin both switch to fighter/theifs in 1st Edition AD&D....
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 27 November 2015, 04:53:14 PM
Wish I'd stuck to something uncontroversial, like +2 for being British :'(
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Ithoriel on 27 November 2015, 04:59:02 PM
It's not D&D it's LotR

Aragorn - Numenorean/ Hero/ Healer/ Fighter/ Enchanted Weapon
Boromir - Human/ Hero/ Fighter
Legolas - Elf/ Hero/ Archer/ Tracker
Gimli - Dwarf/ Hero/ Fighter
Frodo - Hobbit/ Thief/ Enchanted Armour/ Enchanted Weapon/ Ring of Invisibility
Merry & Pippin - Hobbit/ Fighter
Sam - Hobbit/ Unclassed
Gandalf - Archangel/ Wizard/ Functionally Immortal/ Enchanted Weapon
Bill - Pony/ Pack Animal/ Additional Storage Slots

Who in their right mind uses the D&D rules? "Boil an ant-hill - go up a level" :)
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Raider4 on 27 November 2015, 05:08:14 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 27 November 2015, 04:53:14 PM
Wish I'd stuck to something uncontroversial, like +2 for being British :'(

So that's Gimli, Boromir, Gandalf & Legolas covered. And Gollum . . .

Cheers, Martyn
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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Raider4 on 27 November 2015, 05:11:57 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 27 November 2015, 04:59:02 PM

Who in their right mind uses the D&D rules? "Boil an ant-hill - go up a level" :)


Heh. We had a quick campaign this summer - first time I've played an RPG since about 1982 - using the Sword & Wizardry (an OD&D retro-clone, or whatever they're called) rules.

'Twas great fun, but that might just be the nostalgia factor.

Cheers, Martyn
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Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: fsn on 27 November 2015, 05:33:52 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 27 November 2015, 04:59:02 PM
Bill - Pony/ Pack Animal/ Additional Storage Slots

Ooooh! Nasty!
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: petercooman on 27 November 2015, 07:39:51 PM
Quote from: fsn on 27 November 2015, 05:33:52 PM
Ooooh! Nasty!

Doesn't mean they can store centurions...
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: DanJ on 30 November 2015, 12:21:23 PM
Just started a new D&D campaign, first in about 30 years, using 5th Edition.

It's actually great fun but like most games depends a huge amount on the quality of the DM and the other players. 

I've always thought that in many ways D&D is possibly the ultimate skirmish game, one player, one character.

Incidentally Gandalf is only about 4th level as he can't cast fireball and all that coming back from the dead malarchy is just a dodgy bit of DM-ing.
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 30 November 2015, 04:01:43 PM
Having survived some of your campaigns Dan, I look forwards to hearing more!  ;D
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 November 2015, 11:57:58 PM
Played White Box D&D (replacing our Roneo'd copies of the original three book version) at Uni but moved over to SPI's Dragonquest in 1980 and despite the occasional foray into Hero System and GURPS and the occasional "oh gods, now I remember why we gave this up" game of D&D have stayed with Dragonquest and home-grown variants ever since.

I use Columbia Game's HARN setting as my background but the Harnquest rule-set was a little too hardcore for my taste. Even if the players beat those half dozen orcs ... sorry, gargun ... half the party would be dead a week later having succumbed to infection or disease. Possibly realistic but not fun.

Some day I must get back to regular FRP sessions.
Title: Re: Worst RPG party ever
Post by: Last Hussar on 20 December 2015, 01:46:26 AM
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