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Wider Wargaming => Genre/Period Discussion => 20th Century => Topic started by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 09:27:40 AM

Title: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 09:27:40 AM
Give her Tigers while you're using Crusaders.  :'(
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 09:30:16 AM
Play with the models you have instead of buying new ones?  ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Norm on 05 October 2015, 10:05:11 AM
Setup in the morning, so the table is free by mealtime.

Don't make any noises that sound like you have just been shot or that your tank has fired
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 12:31:05 PM
Evil Tiger holding up my flank attack.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 12:33:39 PM
The Crusader is already disabled, and the Canadians are wishing they'd taken an AT rifle at least during set-up.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 12:37:26 PM
Would you believe that the wretched Churchill kept missing an easy flank shot like that?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 09:13:29 PM
Did that tiger just back up into that palmtree?  :d
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 05 October 2015, 11:03:37 PM
Looks like it, doesn't it?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 11:41:33 PM
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell  :-\
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Last Hussar on 06 October 2015, 12:11:13 AM
How to make your wife happy in a WWII game

Don't play and take her shopping for clothes instead?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 06 October 2015, 01:42:10 AM
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 06 October 2015, 04:20:43 PM
Quote from: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 11:41:33 PM
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell  :-\


Falling because a Swallow dropped it?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 06 October 2015, 08:36:11 PM
Dependsif it's an african or european swallow...
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Last Hussar on 06 October 2015, 11:26:44 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 06 October 2015, 01:42:10 AM
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.

A wargaming nudist wife.

No, you're making this up.

You'll be saying that she owns a brewery next.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 07 October 2015, 01:03:45 AM
We don't drink, so it's not everyone's idea of heaven. But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well. :)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: bigjackmac on 07 October 2015, 01:40:33 AM
"But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well."

Watch your mouth, have you no dignity!!! ;)

Regarding the Tiger, times like these call for close assaults  :D

V/R,
Jack
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 11 October 2015, 11:35:22 AM
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Orcs on 11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM
REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 01:14:50 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 October 2015, 11:35:22 AM
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.

I think the commonwealth needs some 25 pdr support to take on those tigers!

(http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Tactics/Tiger-killing-04.jpg)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: fsn on 11 October 2015, 01:49:01 PM
Aye. The way to win is plenty of artillery and/or air support.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/8c/d8/0c8cd8f6c52fe877909b9a7c95d17dc9.jpg)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: fsn on 11 October 2015, 06:11:46 PM
It's amazing what a 500lb bomb will do!


... and don't call me Shirley.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?

If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Techno on 11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 07:20:44 PM
Quote from: Techno on 11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM
As though that would be something new, here.  ;)
Cheers - Phil

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 12 October 2015, 01:36:02 AM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM
REALLY she enjoys  ******************************* I am very impressed.

Most women do if you go about it properly. Just remember to use plenty of ************, and on no account ever try to ************* *********** *************.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM
Quote from: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM
If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...


Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Quote from: Tawa on 12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM

Shirley is a teenager then?  ;D

Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 13 October 2015, 06:16:47 AM
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

No doubt more sensible than mot of the fixated members on here.

IanS  ;) ;)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 13 October 2015, 10:39:12 AM
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense  ;D

3 months? Bless  :)
Although she probably still makes more sense than some of the "adults" I know  ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 02:45:10 PM
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: O Dinas Powys on 13 October 2015, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 02:45:10 PM
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...

;D =O :-bd

;)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 14 October 2015, 08:54:19 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?


*sprays tea everywhere*  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Techno on 14 October 2015, 09:09:00 AM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?

X_X

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 14 October 2015, 02:29:14 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?

I'm raising this family a little pro-'blunt weapons'.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 14 October 2015, 09:15:52 PM
At least it's not blank-firers.......
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread, it turns out that veteran AT guns in flank can KO a Tiger with a lucky roll or two.
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Last Hussar on 18 October 2015, 10:58:20 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread,

Heretic
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 18 October 2015, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread.

Keep your delusions to yourself. Pills to control them are at FSN00001P, 1G and 1Y on the minibits site.

IanS
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: fsn on 18 October 2015, 11:20:41 AM
They don't work.

You may decide to take out a Tiger with close assault. I have researched this comprehensively. .
(http://www.herosandwich.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/FNF-Rock-Kubert2.jpg)
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: petercooman on 18 October 2015, 02:30:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4JQbgccR4Y

Look from 2 minutes into the clip.


Best thing to do is still pound them with 25 pdr's!
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Tawa on 18 October 2015, 05:02:29 PM
Quote from: Last Hussar on 18 October 2015, 10:58:20 AM
Heretic

You rang?
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: paulr on 20 October 2015, 08:13:39 AM
Quote from: petercooman on 18 October 2015, 02:30:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4JQbgccR4Y

Look from 2 minutes into the clip.

Best thing to do is still pound them with 25 pdr's!

Very interesting video
Title: Re: How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 20 October 2015, 08:48:11 AM
To kill a tiger, get a fit man to run round it until the turret crew start throwing up from dizziness, turret traverses slower than a fit man can run. (It's a contemporary joke).

IanS