Give her Tigers while you're using Crusaders. :'(
Play with the models you have instead of buying new ones? ;D
Setup in the morning, so the table is free by mealtime.
Don't make any noises that sound like you have just been shot or that your tank has fired
Evil Tiger holding up my flank attack.
The Crusader is already disabled, and the Canadians are wishing they'd taken an AT rifle at least during set-up.
Would you believe that the wretched Churchill kept missing an easy flank shot like that?
Did that tiger just back up into that palmtree? :d
Looks like it, doesn't it?
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell :-\
How to make your wife happy in a WWII game
Don't play and take her shopping for clothes instead?
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.
Quote from: petercooman on 05 October 2015, 11:41:33 PM
Maybe a fallling coconut intercepted the churchill's shell :-\
Falling because a Swallow dropped it?
Dependsif it's an african or european swallow...
Quote from: FierceKitty on 06 October 2015, 01:42:10 AM
She's as eager a nudist as I am, thank heavens.
A wargaming nudist wife.
No, you're making this up.
You'll be saying that she owns a brewery next.
We don't drink, so it's not everyone's idea of heaven. But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well. :)
"But she does enjoy ************, ****** ******, and even a bit of *************, so it's working out well."
Watch your mouth, have you no dignity!!! ;)
Regarding the Tiger, times like these call for close assaults :D
V/R,
Jack
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.
REALLY she enjoys ******************************* I am very impressed.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 11 October 2015, 11:35:22 AM
I was Germans today. Am beginning to suspect the Commonwealth forces need a few more AT guns, or another company of elite South Africans. Nothing even scratched the Tigers.
I think the commonwealth needs some 25 pdr support to take on those tigers!
(http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Tactics/Tiger-killing-04.jpg)
Aye. The way to win is plenty of artillery and/or air support.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0c/8c/d8/0c8cd8f6c52fe877909b9a7c95d17dc9.jpg)
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?
It's amazing what a 500lb bomb will do!
... and don't call me Shirley.
Quote from: mad lemmey on 11 October 2015, 05:36:37 PM
Shirley dats a panda, not a tigger?
If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...
As though that would be something new, here. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 11 October 2015, 06:34:45 PM
As though that would be something new, here. ;)
Cheers - Phil
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 11 October 2015, 11:53:54 AM
REALLY she enjoys ******************************* I am very impressed.
Most women do if you go about it properly. Just remember to use plenty of ************, and on no account ever try to ************* *********** *************.
Quote from: petercooman on 11 October 2015, 06:32:08 PM
If you are adressing my daughter, i wil ask Shirley when she has finished her nap, but i wouldn't count on a coherent reply...
Shirley is a teenager then? ;D
Quote from: Tawa on 12 October 2015, 09:42:30 PM
Shirley is a teenager then? ;D
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense ;D
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense ;D
No doubt more sensible than mot of the fixated members on here.
IanS ;) ;)
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 04:03:37 AM
Not yet, she's 3 months, so she still has an excuse for not making sense ;D
3 months? Bless :)
Although she probably still makes more sense than some of the "adults" I know ;D
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...
Quote from: petercooman on 13 October 2015, 02:45:10 PM
Well, she hasn't mentioned centurions once, that's all i'm saying...
;D =O :-bd
;)
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
*sprays tea everywhere* ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
X_X
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Last Hussar on 13 October 2015, 10:16:45 PM
Are you saying she doesn't like a man with a stubby weapon?
I'm raising this family a little pro-'blunt weapons'.
At least it's not blank-firers.......
Resuming control of this delirious thread, it turns out that veteran AT guns in flank can KO a Tiger with a lucky roll or two.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 18 October 2015, 09:24:02 AM
Resuming control of this delirious thread.
Keep your delusions to yourself. Pills to control them are at FSN00001P, 1G and 1Y on the minibits site.
IanS
They don't work.
You may decide to take out a Tiger with close assault. I have researched this comprehensively. .
(http://www.herosandwich.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/FNF-Rock-Kubert2.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4JQbgccR4Y
Look from 2 minutes into the clip.
Best thing to do is still pound them with 25 pdr's!
Quote from: petercooman on 18 October 2015, 02:30:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4JQbgccR4Y
Look from 2 minutes into the clip.
Best thing to do is still pound them with 25 pdr's!
Very interesting video
To kill a tiger, get a fit man to run round it until the turret crew start throwing up from dizziness, turret traverses slower than a fit man can run. (It's a contemporary joke).
IanS