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Non-Wargaming Discussion => Chat & News => Topic started by: Orcs on 17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM

Title: Filthy Mind
Post by: Orcs on 17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM
No its not me!

We were going kayaking today.  Mrs Orcs said I have found a good lake - its called Llangors Lake.  I was looking on the map and she says "its the one that looks like a droopy penis".   :o

Now if I had said that I would have been told not to be childish.
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Fenton on 17 September 2015, 09:05:40 PM
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 17 September 2015, 09:01:27 PM
No its not me!

We were going kayaking today.  Mrs Orcs said I have found a good lake - its called Llangors Lake.  I was looking on the map and she says "its the one that looks like a droopy penis".   :o

Now if I had said that I would have been told not to be childish.

How did she know?
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Westmarcher on 17 September 2015, 09:31:57 PM
 :-\

How would she describe the Kintyre Peninsula?
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Orcs on 17 September 2015, 10:06:57 PM
Quote from: Fenton on 17 September 2015, 09:05:40 PM
How did she know?

I have to have a rest sometimes ;)
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Leon on 18 September 2015, 04:08:01 AM
Hmmm...  :-\

(http://jamehand.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-19-at-20-12-53.png)
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Techno on 18 September 2015, 06:08:15 AM
Looks more like a broad bean, that's started sprouting, to me.  :-\
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 18 September 2015, 06:51:57 AM
It's  a wooly mammoth!
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 18 September 2015, 06:55:45 AM
Elephants to you sir....

IanS
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Leman on 18 September 2015, 06:56:41 AM
Blimey Orcs, you've got problems!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: fsn on 18 September 2015, 07:04:29 AM
Resting dodo.
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Leon on 18 September 2015, 05:05:36 PM
I suppose the obvious question is:  Which end of the lake looks like Orc's droopy penis...?!

I'll have to ask some of the Tring lads, one of them might know...  :o

:D
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Techno on 18 September 2015, 05:58:44 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: sunjester on 18 September 2015, 06:10:08 PM
He's been telling her 10cm is 6 inches for years!  ;D :d :d
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: Techno on 18 September 2015, 08:45:10 PM
 X_X

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: xccam on 18 September 2015, 11:11:24 PM
Quote from: sunjester on 18 September 2015, 06:10:08 PM
He's been telling her 10cm is 6 inches for years!  ;D :d :d

Just reduce all measurements to 2/3 and it's fine in any scale.
Title: Re: Filthy Mind
Post by: FierceKitty on 18 September 2015, 11:43:12 PM
Ah, it's good to be African. :)