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Title: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 06 September 2015, 11:38:38 PM
Sirs, I feel that I must report a major failing in production standards. Having ordered, (A very special order, I might add...as it constituted single pose figures!), several packs (about 64 figures in total), of the new Napoleonic British Firing line. Upon examining the contents of said packs, I was HORRIFIED to find that ONE SOLDIER HAD NO BAYONET! Furthermore, his musket had been shortened!  In view of this disgraceful shortcoming in quality control, I feel that I must insist that the officers in charge are fired...from a gun...as I have found myself forced to promote the miscreant to Sergeant in a Flank company of The Guards and this may require me to purchase a commission in a battalion  for the man to Sergeant around! I find this utterly disgraceful in these days of cut-backs. And, to cap it all, upon calling the roll on said packs, I was DISGUSTED to find that they were TWO MEN OVER COMPLEMENT! What are things coming to? !!!

:o :o ;)  ;) :D  :D

In spite of these deficiencies, I rather like Pendraken!
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Leon on 06 September 2015, 11:46:02 PM
Well you see, what happened was... We safeguarded against the potential loss of one figure by sending an extra man, and then we thought that you might like a bayonet-less chap to break up the 64 similar posed troops.  Using him as a sergeant is a happy consequence which we had not foreseen...

:D

Apologies for the miscast, someone's getting a flogging on Monday morning...
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Heedless Horseman on 07 September 2015, 12:04:33 AM
No apologies necessary Sirrah...I await the dawn chorus with anticipation!  :d
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: FierceKitty on 07 September 2015, 02:00:28 AM
...insist the officers in charge be fired.... Save the subjunctive!
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Leman on 07 September 2015, 03:15:43 PM
 :-/ No, I've no idea either.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Tawa on 07 September 2015, 05:55:43 PM
Quote from: Leon on 06 September 2015, 11:46:02 PMsomeone's getting a flogging on Monday morning...


The lucky devil!  :D
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Techno on 07 September 2015, 05:58:59 PM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 07 September 2015, 02:00:28 AM
Save the subjunctive!

Tried the World Wildlife Fund...Couldn't find it anywhere.
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Leman on 07 September 2015, 06:48:22 PM
 ;D ;D ;D - somewhere in deepest Borneo I believe.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Techno on 07 September 2015, 06:56:07 PM
Aaaaah ! :-\

Probably very rare, then.
Perhaps nobody's managed to photograph one yet ?
Does that make it a cryptid ?

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Leman on 07 September 2015, 07:01:40 PM
No, that's a very rare cousin of the spiny anteater and is only found in the drier  and warmer parts of Patagonia, where the local name is Elfed (pronounced Elved  - there being no V in the Welsh alphabet. How do you get the F sound then? Simples - FF.). Actually there is a classic example in English - of and off.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Ithoriel on 07 September 2015, 07:17:08 PM
Do we have a case of subjunctivitis? :)
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: fsn on 07 September 2015, 07:31:27 PM
Surely the chappie with the shortened weapon (insert own joke here) was using a fusil? Or a Nock volley gun a la Patrick Harper?

Excellent detailed work. The inclusion of these random specialty figures is an exciting new innovation. The British packs I received contained a figure with stolen piglet - I think after the scene in the Waterloo film. One of the last batch of Falklands British included an officer with a broadsword, and a few months ago I got a Hussar on a camel.


No. Wait. Wait. I'm making that all up.


Sorry.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: fred. on 07 September 2015, 07:39:41 PM
Now, we all know you are making it up. But we thought you believed it?
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: fsn on 07 September 2015, 07:59:44 PM
I get a little confused at times.

Reality is such a difficult concept. I find it better to ignore it as much as possible.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Techno on 07 September 2015, 08:08:36 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 07 September 2015, 07:17:08 PM
Do we have a case of subjunctivitis? :)

I had to give up wearing contact lenses about 25 years ago, because I kept suffering from that ! :D :^o

Quote from: fsn on 07 September 2015, 07:59:44 PM
Reality is such a difficult concept. I find it better to ignore it as much as possible.

You and me both, Nobby.

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 08 September 2015, 07:09:42 AM
Reality - a state induced by a lack of Stella......

IanS
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Tawa on 08 September 2015, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 08 September 2015, 07:09:42 AM
Reality - a state induced by a lack of Stella......


Who's she then?  ;)
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: FierceKitty on 08 September 2015, 02:26:31 PM
Some Belgian tart who's No Better Than She Should Be.
Title: Re: Lowering of standards!
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 08 September 2015, 02:38:08 PM
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Quote from: Tawa on 08 September 2015, 01:50:59 PM

Who's she then?  ;)

If you don't know youse best not finding out (my back, my back)

IanS