Gentlemen of the forum.
You may have noticed this morning an awful lot of posts from the Much Beloved One (May his toes never grow hairy) which are, quite frankly all the same - "vote added" and his trademark 8)
This is quite frankly uncharacteristic behaviour of the Dear Leader (May his dandruff always match his shirt) and we (the fish-heads in the Pendraken stargazy pie) ought to be a trifle concerned. I have analysed the posts and I have come up with the following possible reasons:
- Coffee intake far too high.
- Guilt at the amount of time absent from his post. I know for a fact that the His Sardonic Majesty (may his private fungal issues never return) has worked less than 100 hours per week in three out of the last 4 weeks. Some (Westmarcher for one) would call it slacking and face His wrath. Me, I couldn't possible comment.
- After a lesson from a 6 year old darkling, the Omnipresent Dark Stain (may His pockets be deeper than His arms are long) has discovered CTRL-C and CTRL-V.
- Milady (may her fingers be forever beringed) politely inquired why Her Saturnine Spouse (may His fashion "sense" become understood) spent all evening away from her side. To explain His activities, he rapidly posted many, many times and then explained that we (the hairs in the Pendraken merkin) kept Him up all night with our incessant bleatings
- Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.
We (the spores in the Pendraken petri dish) need to know.
Something retro about this post :-\
What?
Dried frog pills! STAT!
I am highly alarmed at this last post by FSN!!
I know his pots are a bit random at times, but they have been much worse since he purchased those T35'S FROM THAT OTHER MANUFACTURER.
I think he needs to review his pill cocktail ;D
How can a coffee intake be too high?
Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 August 2015, 09:20:51 AM
How can a coffee intake be too high?
No Idea FK, I did not think that possibilty existed.
Aha !
So does that mean I can just mark 'as read' the dozens of topics with
Leon as the last poster ?...That'll save time. :D
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.
You're an OIK, Nobby !Cheers - Phil
Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 August 2015, 09:20:51 AM
How can a coffee intake be too high?
2 litre flask of very strong filter coffee in 2hrs did give me the shakes.....
IanS
Quote from: FierceKitty on 27 August 2015, 09:20:51 AM
How can a coffee intake be too high?
Serve it on a very tall table.
Quote from: Just a few Orcs on 27 August 2015, 09:12:10 AM
I know his pots are a bit random at times, but they have been much worse since he purchased those T35'S FROM THAT OTHER MANUFACTURER.
It's the guilt. :-[
I thought the T-35's were painted solid green, not with gilt?
*boom~tisch
Techo, this gentleman is leaving ... would you be so kind?
You're fine, I'll eat my own coat thanks!
It's got quite a lot of gold braid on and I wouldn't want to guilt anyone else into eating it.
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 03:02:22 PM
Techo, this gentleman is leaving ... would you be so kind?
Would you like to chew the coat first, Nobby ?
Cheers - Phil
Most kind. I may have a nibble on the inside pocket.
Must watch one's figure, you know.
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
You may have noticed this morning an awful lot of posts from the Much Beloved One (May his toes never grow hairy) which are, quite frankly all the same - "vote added" and his trademark 8)
Just updating the requests lists, Ctrl+C/V is my saviour...
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
- Coffee intake far too high.
Don't drink coffee...
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
- Guilt at the amount of time absent from his post. I know for a fact that the His Sardonic Majesty (may his private fungal issues never return) has worked less than 100 hours per week in three out of the last 4 weeks. Some (Westmarcher for one) would call it slacking and face His wrath. Me, I couldn't possible comment.
Maybe, but I'm working on remedying that. 45 hours this week so far, so I'll do my best to hit that 100 for you...
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
- After a lesson from a 6 year old darkling, the Omnipresent Dark Stain (may His pockets be deeper than His arms are long) has discovered CTRL-C and CTRL-V.
If I ever need to know how to do it on a tablet, the 5-year old will be my first port of call...
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
- Milady (may her fingers be forever beringed) politely inquired why Her Saturnine Spouse (may His fashion "sense" become understood) spent all evening away from her side. To explain His activities, he rapidly posted many, many times and then explained that we (the hairs in the Pendraken merkin) kept Him up all night with our incessant bleatings
To be honest, I always blame you lot...
Quote from: fsn on 27 August 2015, 07:59:16 AM
- Another few posts and The Lord of Us All (may His toenail clippings sell well on eBay) will be promoted to be one of the Masters of the Universe. He will then be allowed to change his name to Hey-Man, wear just a tasteful selection of leather belts and have his hair quiffed.
I have been trying to get myself to the next promotion level, just to see what it is. It may take me several years to achieve it though, and as I fade into my autumnal foliage, you may refer to me as grayskull...
Aaah, I thought you meant Sauron.
I was about to say that somebody destroyed his Ring and he's not been heard from since. That could have embarrassing.......
Quote from: Leon on 27 August 2015, 05:42:48 PM
I have been trying to get myself to the next promotion level, just to see what it is. It may take me several years to achieve it though, and as I fade into my autumnal foliage, you may refer to me as grayskull...
Do you know how many posts that will take ?
Got to be 15.000 or 20.000...... :-\
What will it be ? Emperor ?
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 27 August 2015, 06:33:38 PM
Do you know how many posts that will take ?
Got to be 15.000 or 20.000...... :-\
I'll have to ask Matt and see what's hidden in the admin stuff...
I notice he was at it again last night.
Quote from: fsn on 28 August 2015, 07:20:10 AM
I notice he was at it again last night.
FSN !! a little more decorum please
Ooo, if we're having decorum, can I have mine with chocolate sprinkles and an umbrella onna stick please?
Isn't Dacorum a local council?
http://www.dacorum.gov.uk
Give me strength ! X_X
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: fsn on 28 August 2015, 07:20:10 AM
I notice he was at it again last night.
Tonight as well, got to make the most of this youthful stamina while I can...
Daiquiri....?
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130412213300/cocktails/images/c/c4/Daiquiri_v2.jpg)
That was that programme in the late 60's that featured Clarence the Lion, wasn't it ? :D
Cheers - Phil
No - you total OIK....
DAKTARI..
IanS
Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 September 2015, 06:34:02 AM
No - you total OIK....
DAKTARI..
IanS
I seem to remember it had a nice bit of Totty in it as well as the Lion
What ?.....Judy the chimpanzee ?
I worry about you sometimes, Mark. :D
Quote from: ianrs54 on 03 September 2015, 06:34:02 AM
No - you total OIK....
DAKTARI....IanS
Glad to see you're old enough to remember it, Ian. ;)
Cheers - Phil
Female lead was Cheryl Miller
(https://daktaritvshow.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/daktaritvshow-wordpress-com-cheryl-miller-paula-tracy-clarence-the-cross-eyed-lion-cheryl-miller-actress-preview-2.jpg?w=292)
Very nice indeed.
But what on earth is happening to that Lion from behind! :o
Clarence gave up acting and retired under his real name, Cecil.
Wonder whatever happened to him?
Probably got shot by some dentist. :o
Cheers - Phil
I say..... :o