Some of the best lines in comedy history:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/quotes/index.shtml
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Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.
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Blackadder: We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod.
Luvvit 8)
Blackadder (to Percy): You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.
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Hmm...the first one i got...
Red Baron: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture.
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And the second...the best quote ever!!
Melchett: If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.
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Blackadder: "Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.
Flashheart: If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience - not when they ought to be on my face!