So, which one, if any, are you? :)
Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution.
Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.
Archaeology: If you don't know what it is, it's probably ceremonial.
Information Technology: Let me google that for you.
Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
Political Science: Your opinion is wrong.
Aerospace Engineering: "It actually is rocket science."
Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore.
Structural Engineering: Because architects don't know what physics is.
Philosophy: Think about it...
Communications: "We'll teach you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningful."
Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk.
Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns.
Photography: It's worth a shot.
Statistics: Where everything's made up and the numbers don't matter.
Anthropology: It'll get you laid, but won't get you paid!
Zoology: Because you can't major in kittens.
Psychology: good luck doing anything until you get your master's!
Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in 2 years."
History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will.
English: So you want to be a teacher.
Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right.
Astrophysics: "Eh, I'm within an order of magnitude."
Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.
Latin: Because useful is overrated.
Physics: "Everything you learned last week is wrong."
Nursing: Learning to save other's lives while struggling not to take your own.
Marine Bio: "I wanted to play with dolphins...but I'm looking at algae instead."
Accounting: Selling your soul for money.
Finance: "Accounting was too hard."
Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.
Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!
Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself, you're doing it wrong.
Graphic Design: No, we aren't artists. We are designers. There's a difference.
Quote from: Ithoriel on 05 July 2015, 11:23:02 PM
So, which one, if any, are you? :)
Information Technology: Let me google that for you.
Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd.
But you have to know what to Google ;) ;D
I'm not odd, at least by the standards of this forum :o ;D ;D
I always knew everyone else was wrong. :D
Rather like those. :)
Cheers - Phil
Very good ;D ;D ;D
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ECHOOOOOO
Good stuff.
IanS
Don't know why it posted my comment twice?
Quote from: Steve J on 06 July 2015, 03:02:46 PM
Don't know why it posted my comment twice?
.... History ? :)
Quote from: Steve J on 06 July 2015, 03:02:46 PM
Don't know why it posted my comment twice?
Transparent post-inflation. As, indeed, is the innocent bewilderment act. I don't know what the regiment's come to, Carruthers! Ever since we let the Welsh in....