1) I'd rather be a hamster than a snail.
(pray continue with your own faves)
2) Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard
3) From that old standard "Summertime" - as my Grandfather used to sing:
"You're mother's a bi^%h and you're father's a pudding"
We won't get food again.
~ The Who
I got vegetables and meat and gravy*
~ Paulo Nutini
Wan can a lager, oh gie me wan can a lager.**
~ Jose Feliciano (?)
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* .. But the best of all I got my baby ..
** .. Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera ..
Ave one abera,
Ave two abera,
Ave three abera,
They're pretty good, oi!
Oh, oh,oh, ohhhhh my ears are alight
Desmond Decker
U2, Mysterious Ways - 'Shamu, the mysterious whale'
Hendrix, Purple Haze - 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
Scorpions, Wind of Change - 'Follow the musky rat, down to Gonky Ponk' (may favourite) ;D
Down
Down
Across, across, across, across - Status Quo.
Cheers - Phil
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
~ Message in a Bottle, Police
Spare him his life, from these pork sausages. - Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Goodbye, aubergine. - Elton John - Candle in the wind.
How about for a song title....
"Van flare for the commer man" - Aaron Copland (Or Emerson, Lake & Palmer, if you prefer that version.)
Cheers - Phil
Go and Get Stuffed
The tough get going.
(My Mum actually said "That's a rude song")
Climb every woman