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Title: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Westmarcher on 30 April 2015, 08:36:03 AM
For a brief moment this morning, I nearly lost a whole day. My wife couldn't sleep last night, got up in the middle of the night and changed the calendar to the next day (Thursday). When I got up this morning, I changed the calendar to the day following (Friday). I then proceeded to moan about how fast the week had gone until my wife pointed out that it was still Thursday ...    #-o 

What are your stories of something lost (or nearly lost)?   :-[

P.S. Wife has just informed me that I've changed the calendar to Saturday!    #-o
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Ithoriel on 30 April 2015, 09:00:17 AM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 30 April 2015, 08:36:03 AM
P.S. Wife has just informed me that I've changed the calendar to Saturday!   #-o

Wishful thinking? :)

Friend at uni crammed frantically for his final exams in the days before, barely sleeping. After his last exam, on a Friday lunchtime, he announced he was going back to halls of residence to grab a couple of hours sleep and would join us for celebrations that evening. Not surprisingly he didn't turn up. No sign of him on Saturday. By Sunday we were getting worried and a bunch of us went to his room and knocked on the door. The guy turned up at the door after a few minutes of pounding on the door to complain that he'd already told us he'd see us that evening. Sparked out for two whole days and totally unaware of it! Initially he was convinced it was still Friday and that it was a practical joke.
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: toxicpixie on 30 April 2015, 09:01:19 AM
Wait, now I'm confused. What day is it and am I drunk before ten am?! I've not regressed to my twenties have I?!
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 April 2015, 09:08:26 AM
First time I took a woman out to a concert, back in the 70s, I made plans so far in advance that we turned up a month early.  :-[
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: petercooman on 30 April 2015, 12:50:49 PM
I once lost my marbles.

Still haven't found them  8-} 8-} 8-} 8-} 8-}
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Matt J on 30 April 2015, 12:53:51 PM
My first wife... I'm trying very hard not to find her
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Bodvoc on 30 April 2015, 02:04:20 PM
I went to bed so early I got up yesterday!
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 April 2015, 02:13:41 PM
Virginity. But I've learned to live without it.
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Techno on 30 April 2015, 03:48:50 PM
I lost a 'skelington' that I was working on, an hour or so ago.
Eventually found it on the floor, about four feet from the desk.
'Cripes' knows how it got over there.  :-\

Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: fsn on 30 April 2015, 08:37:21 PM
I have told this story before, but it bear repeating. Yes it does. It does. Well I'm telling it anyway.

I dropped a mixed tray of early war armour. Managed to find most of the turrets, but ended up with a few short. Wondered if I could convert a Pz I hull to something useful. Couldn't. That was when I created the Returning Metal Hypothesis. This states that Pendraken figures when dropped or otherwise upset will attempt to escape back to Middle-borough.

More evidence for the hypothesis came a few months ago, when I dropped a tray of Marlburian staff officers and one has never been seen since.     

Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: paulr on 01 May 2015, 05:06:01 AM
Quote from: FierceKitty on 30 April 2015, 09:08:26 AM
First time I took a woman out to a concert, back in the 70s, I made plans so far in advance that we turned up a month early.  :-[

I once turned up at an airport a year early :o :o :o

I had managed to book our return tickets from Christchurch on the website for the wrong year :-[
They took pity on me and fitted us on the flight. The most embarrassing bit was I'd got my son to check us in while I sorted out the rental car...
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 01 May 2015, 07:02:13 AM
Quote from: Techno on 30 April 2015, 03:48:50 PM
I lost a 'skelington' that I was working on, an hour or so ago.
Eventually found it on the floor, about four feet from the desk.
'Cripes' knows how it got over there.  :-\

Cheers - Phil

Walked -or those infamous dogs again ?

IanS  ;)
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Techno on 01 May 2015, 07:47:54 AM
I reckon the wee chap 'grabbed hold' of my sleeve when I moved a CD from the desk.
I was glad he was still stuck to a cork, otherwise he'd have been a lot harder to find.  ;)
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days ...
Post by: Westmarcher on 02 May 2015, 12:46:34 PM
Good stuff, guys. I know for a fact that I've got a couple of wee Pendraken chaps irretrievably lost down the side of my sofa (serves me right for opening the package there).

Its now Saturday. Does this means I've caught up with myself or what?

"I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days" - Tommy Cooper.

Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Westmarcher on 07 May 2015, 04:26:56 PM
I did it again. Today. Thursday.   :-[

A week ago today.    :o 

Did not occur to me this was not Friday until my wife asked me if I was getting ahead of myself (again) ..........

Didn't moan about the short week this time though ... maybe that's a good sign? 
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 07 May 2015, 04:36:52 PM
So far this week:
I've had a Bank Holiday (extra Sunday)
A days planning release (extra non-day)
Wednesday teaching (Monday)
My school was closed as its a polling station today ( but staff still in school) (Saturday)
Tomorrow back to teaching (so, it's Monday, right?)
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Westmarcher on 07 May 2015, 04:56:50 PM
 :D

Messes with your head .... but in a good way!
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Ithoriel on 07 May 2015, 04:58:08 PM
Starting last Saturday.

Day One - friends round gaming .... Saturday

Day Two - friends round gaming .... Saturday?

Day Three - Shopping, cooking, friend round in the evening ... clearly Saturday.

Day Four - Slept in, met a friend for coffee, pottered around town window shopping, out in the evening gaming ... must be Saturday

Day Five - Met a friend at the local shopping centre (bought essentials like wargames magazines and sandwiches for lunch), lunch, worked on a laptop upgrade then off to the cinema to see Far From The Madding Crowd, home for tea and some catch-up TV (Timewatch on Cleopatra) ... sounds like a Saturday.

Today - Slept late. Into the marriages, funerals and court appearances suit and off to a funeral :(  Three buses to get home, quite pleasant in the sunshine ... must be another Saturday.

No wonder us retirees never know what day it is! :)



 

Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Westmarcher on 07 May 2015, 05:22:46 PM
 :D =D>

Exactly what my old Dad used to say - Every day's a Saturday when you retire! 

Wait minute. I've retired too! That's what it is!  Whoopee!  I'm sane! .... sayynne, I tell you .... (!)  Whoah ho ho hah ha .....  8-}   <:-P
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Orcs on 07 May 2015, 06:20:03 PM
I work shifts 12 days or 12 hour nights.

Most people
Get up - go to work , come home on same day.  go to sleep and get up the next day.

Whn on nights

get up - go to work, come home next day. Go to sleep, get up on same day, go to work

after 2 of my 7 consecutive nights I cant tell you what day it is.
Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Techno on 07 May 2015, 07:02:53 PM
Most weekdays, if the radio didn't tell me what day it was, I wouldn't have a clue.
The days just blur together.  ;)

Cheers - Phil

Title: Re: I went on a whisky diet and lost 3 days.
Post by: Hertsblue on 08 May 2015, 09:47:18 AM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 07 May 2015, 05:22:46 PM
:D =D>

Exactly what my old Dad used to say - Every day's a Saturday when you retire! 

Wait minute. I've retired too! That's what it is!  Whoopee!  I'm sane! .... sayynne, I tell you .... (!)  Whoah ho ho hah ha .....  8-}   <:-P

Yes, exactly. I have taken to starting my day by asking my wife what day it is. Even worse, on short weeks like this she's a day behind too.