It's been discovered that the reason why Aussies are such good batsmen is that you can hold a bat effectively wearing handcuffs.
;D ;D ;D
For shame! You could have waited until after ANZAC day!
;D ;D
I thought handcuffs were usually used behind one's back.
Dammit.....No wonder they're good !
Cheers - Phil
;D
Wonder if it works for golf? Can only improve mine.
.. now, let's see, what would be best? Front or back? :-\
... when is Handcuff Day, anyway? ...
Quote from: Westmarcher on 26 April 2015, 09:13:12 AM
.. now, let's see, what would be best? Front or back? :-\
...as the bishop said to the actress.
:D
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 09:14:46 AM
...as the bishop said to the actress.
Bet she knows when Handcuff Day is. ;)
I'll ask her when she's through with His Grace.
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 09:14:46 AM
...as the bishop said to the actress.
Two bishops in a pub, one looks at the other and says "You know, I've never met an actress?"
The second replies "Nor I!"
Quote from: Techno on 26 April 2015, 05:23:44 AM
I thought handcuffs were usually used behind one's back.
I thought they were used mainly in the bedroom ! ;)
Keep your proclivities to your self old man. ;) :)
IanS
Well, for some people it's the only way to persuade her to stay.
I refer you to my previous reply...,
IanS
Quote from: FierceKitty on 26 April 2015, 01:59:39 AM
It's been discovered that the reason why Aussies are such good batsmen is that you can hold a bat effectively wearing handcuffs.
I can't believe I only just noticed the post, maybe if they were handcuffed behind their backs the English bowlers might have a chance :D
Dream on !!
England would still struggle against them ! ;) ;D ;D ;D
Now, if you handcuffed the Aussie bowlers........
Cheers - Phil
And what prey does a WELSHMAN know about the game of criket may I ask.
Get your shovel and get to the stable Phil - not even Nobby can eat a shovel.
IanS ;)
Quote from: ianrs54 on 06 May 2015, 06:24:56 AM
And what prey does a WELSHMAN know about the game of criket may I ask.
Enough to know that I wouldn't stand at the crease, if Mitchell Johnson was hurling the ball down at me ! EEEEK !
Cheers - Phil
Surly thats as safe as you using power tools Phil
IanS ;)
I'd far rather use the chainsaw, than have to face that bloke ! X_X :-SS
Cheers - Phil ;)