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Wider Wargaming => Genre/Period Discussion => 20th Century => Topic started by: fsn on 22 March 2015, 05:44:24 PM

Title: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: fsn on 22 March 2015, 05:44:24 PM
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German despatch dog jumping a trench in 1918.
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: getagrip on 22 March 2015, 05:52:58 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Maybe it's a Springer (Sd. Kfz. 304) :D
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Post by: getagrip on 22 March 2015, 06:00:28 PM
Gnasherhorn  :D
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Post by: mollinary on 22 March 2015, 07:09:20 PM
Doodledog?  :-\

Mollinary
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: fsn on 22 March 2015, 07:32:14 PM
Perhaps we're looking at it the wrong way, and it's a French dog being used in a time of ammunition shortages.
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Post by: Techno on 22 March 2015, 07:55:48 PM
Our biggest dog does that !
Mind you, he suffers from terrible wind.

Cheers - Ivor Gasmaskon.
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: mollinary on 22 March 2015, 07:58:27 PM
I bet all those Germans are thinking "Glad I've got my helmet on - and I really hope it's not a Shih Tzu!"  :D

Mollinary
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Post by: getagrip on 22 March 2015, 08:01:46 PM
Wonder if he's gone to fetch the grenade they've just lobbed.
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Post by: fsn on 22 March 2015, 08:03:46 PM
A carrier pigeon in disguise?
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Post by: Westmarcher on 22 March 2015, 08:06:05 PM
No, its a German dug out.

Wasted if you don't know how the Scots say 'dog.'
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Post by: Ithoriel on 22 March 2015, 09:33:54 PM
Early German experiment with stealth technology, the dog is actually on top of an A7V :)
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Post by: Techno on 23 March 2015, 07:28:32 AM
 X_X

Actually......I rather like that one !  ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 08:58:10 AM
Quote from: Techno on 23 March 2015, 07:28:32 AM
X_X

Actually......I rather like that one !  ;D ;D ;D
Cheers - Phil

Oh dear...

Matron's gone native :o
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 09:15:25 AM
Quote from: fsn on 22 March 2015, 07:32:14 PM
Perhaps we're looking at it the wrong way, and it's a French dog being used in a time of ammunition shortages.

Yes, I see what you're saying. Its obvious now. They're using caninester.

:)
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 09:17:15 AM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 09:15:25 AM
They're using caninester.


To hound the enemy.
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 09:20:52 AM
;D =D>
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 23 March 2015, 10:38:55 AM
Whats the quote - "Medal gimmee gimmee gimmee"

IanS
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Post by: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 11:04:59 AM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 23 March 2015, 10:38:55 AM
Whats the quote - "Medal gimmee gimmee gimmee"

IanS

;D ;D ;D

Good one ;)
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Post by: Duke Speedy of Leighton on 23 March 2015, 05:04:50 PM
You're barking up the wrong tree!
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 05:12:25 PM
Don't get chummy with me pal!
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Post by: Fenton on 23 March 2015, 06:11:38 PM
Quote from: getagrip on 23 March 2015, 05:12:25 PM
Don't get chummy with me pal!

You dont half Whine-a-lot
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 23 March 2015, 10:06:41 PM
I see the dog food jokes are getting big licks ...... :P
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Post by: Techno on 24 March 2015, 07:26:52 AM
Oh...Good grief !  X_X  %-(

Cheers - Phil
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Post by: FierceKitty on 24 March 2015, 10:44:22 AM
And make a dogged resistance.
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 24 March 2015, 12:05:32 PM
Fido - wimp cats, wimp cats.......

IanS
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Post by: Ironduke on 24 March 2015, 04:36:45 PM
Woofen as paratrupen
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 24 March 2015, 04:54:07 PM
Er mine was wimp Cats......WHO GOT AT ME....

IanS  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :D
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Post by: getagrip on 24 March 2015, 06:22:25 PM
Mein Cats: An autobiography about Ian's struggles against FK :D
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Post by: JeffNNN on 24 March 2015, 10:40:16 PM
Quote from: getagrip on 22 March 2015, 08:01:46 PM
Wonder if he's gone to fetch the grenade they've just lobbed.
This one gets my vote. Up there with Russian dogs trained to run under tanks.
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: getagrip on 24 March 2015, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: JeffNNN on 24 March 2015, 10:40:16 PM

This one gets my vote. Up there with Russian dogs trained to run under tanks.

They did and blew up several of their own because they're the ones the dogs trained with I believe?
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 24 March 2015, 11:19:47 PM
Quote from: getagrip on 24 March 2015, 10:42:10 PM
They did and blew up several of their own because they're the ones the dogs trained with I believe?

Its very possible. However, I understand they carried out some research which involved dogs watching old war movies and not one of them mentioned that 'the wrong tank' was featured in the movie. Thus it was confirmed that the dogs could not tell the difference between a German tank and a Russian tank.    :-B   :)
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Post by: Ithoriel on 24 March 2015, 11:29:45 PM
Quote from: Westmarcher on 24 March 2015, 11:19:47 PM
"... dogs could not tell the difference between a German tank and a Russian tank.    :-B

Wrong :)

They could, because Russian ones were petrol driven and German ones were diesel so enemy tanks smelled and sounded wrong. How many dogs scored an "own goal" is open to debate.

They were bioweapons but not necessarily Smart Munitions :)
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 24 March 2015, 11:51:28 PM
 :o  :-/  :-\   :)  ;D

No, no, wait ...... they subsequently found out the movie experiment was flawed because all of the canines were bitches (and so, were only interested in shopping puppies).
They then concluded that if they had trained dogs (males), they would have spotted right away that the "German" tanks were in fact post-war American  .... (oh, I give up) .......  #-o


.... but, the smells of the different fuels was very interesting nevertheless, Ithoriel .....

:)

Apparently, I'm 100% weird.
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Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 25 March 2015, 07:49:54 AM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 24 March 2015, 11:29:45 PM
Wrong :)

They could, because Russian ones were petrol driven and German ones were diesel so enemy tanks smelled and sounded wrong. How many dogs scored an "own goal" is open to debate.

They were bioweapons but not necessarily Smart Munitions :)

Puts on blue padded hoody - Russians used diesel, Germans petrol.......

IanS  ;) 
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Ithoriel on 25 March 2015, 09:44:28 AM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 March 2015, 07:49:54 AM
Puts on blue padded hoody - Russians used diesel, Germans petrol.......

IanS  ;) 

You are quite right. Another case of my fingers not typing what my brain was thinking! :)
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 25 March 2015, 12:41:14 PM
Doggone it! The "wrong tank" syndrome strikes again!  :)

Did these dogs wear man tags?
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Lord Kermit of Birkenhead on 25 March 2015, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: Ithoriel on 25 March 2015, 09:44:28 AM
You are quite right.

I always AM....

IanS  ;)
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Post by: FierceKitty on 25 March 2015, 01:06:25 PM
Quote from: ianrs54 on 25 March 2015, 12:49:09 PM
I always AM....



...as Descartes said when he couldn't stop thinking about something.
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Westmarcher on 25 March 2015, 01:08:40 PM
Paws for thought.  
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: General Greenman on 29 March 2015, 10:19:47 PM
I think therefore I am
I'm pink therefore I'm spam

spam, spam,spam,spam........m.......
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: Ithoriel on 29 March 2015, 11:08:35 PM
A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"

POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
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Post by: getagrip on 29 March 2015, 11:48:42 PM
He's talking philosophy now...Rene...Des Coates!
Title: Re: Nebelwoofer?
Post by: FierceKitty on 30 March 2015, 01:04:40 AM
Ithoriel, it might be better if you just contributed a dignified silence to this forum. ;)