Thor spots a beautiful maiden. He says "Thou art truly a lovely specimen of womanhood, " he says, because that's the way he talks. "You're vewwy handthome," she replies.
They go off to a secluded glade and make passionate love for three days. "You're like a thtallion!" she says. A great thtud!"
"Woman," says the red-bearded giant. "I will tell thee now. I am Mighty Thor!"
"You think you're Thor," she replies. "I'm tho thor I can't even pith."
;D ;D ;D
Thtop thith thtupidity, thith ith a therious forum!
;D :D ;D
.. and he also had a big cho-ree-tho ....
Tith terious ????????
IanS
Anyone fought any gameth in the thandth of the Thudan wethently?
Quote from: Leman on 05 March 2015, 01:26:40 PM
Anyone fought any gameth in the thandth of the Thudan wethently?
Half past six sir :D
;D ;D ;D ;D =O =O
It just gets worse & worse ! X_X ;)
Cheers - Phil
Quote from: Techno on 05 March 2015, 01:49:07 PM
It just gets worse & worse ! X_X ;)
Cheers - Phil
Or better and better, depending on your type of humour. I love it.
Me, I like slapstick, the funniest sound ever is the 'boing' of a metal frying pan hitting someone across the back of the swede a la 'Throw Momma from the Train.'
Quote from: Subedai on 05 March 2015, 05:47:14 PM
Or better and better, depending on your type of humour. I love it.
Me, I like slapstick, the funniest sound ever is the 'boing' of a metal frying pan hitting someone across the back of the swede a la 'Throw Momma from the Train.'
Bottom; the scene with the gas man! Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe ;D
;D ;D ;D :-bd
A variation on the very old joke is the very old poem:
The thunder god went for a ride on his milk-white filly
I'm Thor! he cried,
The horse replied
"Forgot your thaddle, thilly!